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For Gibberish and Silvrwolf (1136 hits)

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Labels: ETS_Music

Rating: 1.36 on 50 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (View user info) at 2004-09-28 16:47:35 EDT


Ok, this is a song my friends and I recorded this weekend. I had not planned on putting it up here. I haven't seen a reason to post any more songs till now, seeing as noone ever seems to care. However, in light of the recent news about Gibberish, I thought this might be somewhat appropriate. Plus, as the self-proclaimed Elton John of Ubersite, I don't want to miss my opportunity to cash in on the tragedies of others. So, here it is...particularly this one goes out to Gibberish and Silvrwolf...(when it begins, may your journies be filled with music!)

www.electrictoothsyndrome.com/songs/ETS.mp3
2.98mb (it doesn't take THAT long, folks!)


The Electric Tooth Syndrome

Lateral Visions - praying unto the mountain from my icky body,
Oh, please, God, let me fly away unharmed by the groveling demons
That lurk in darkness at the forest perimeter;
their teeth are electric and smell of burning flesh,
or maybe it's my imagination.

I think the trees are listening...
I feel the air getting thinner...
Outside the world is turning.

Sweet, rumbling music plays
it's breaking off and falling away
through the boundaries of my brain
I wish, oh I wish, it would come and claim
the soul that it once cradled again
the echoes of a song's refrain repeat my name...

We are the silent climbers of the black pyramid
from out of it we sprang weak and feeble in our tiny symmetries
to realize ourselves and climb the darkness
toward the light of life - we shine as we vanish,
and the pyramid opens to swallow us whole.

Our life here seems ambiguous...
the light has turned to shadow...
Will the undertow remove us?

Sweet, rumbling music plays
it's breaking off and falling away
through the boundaries of my brain
I wish, oh I wish, it would come and claim
the soul that it once cradled again
the echoes of a song's refrain repeat my name...

Spirit of the dreaming universe protect me now
as I become but a drop in your endless ocean
I only want to kiss the stars once goodbye
before I pine - and all the faces I never knew,
I want to stare in the enigma of their eyes - my enemy and my lover.

Where runs the river to the sea?
Where are the spacious meadows?
Where is the fruit of our childhood dreams?
Where is the gentle autumn breeze?
Where lies the dying sparrow -
the peaceful wrath of uncertainty?

But, here beyond the bounds of time,
where angels kill and demons cry,
and death is but an infinite sigh,
our songs, they flutter like butterflies
fanning fires and spreading lies
that there is something to see here...


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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-02-11 02:00:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by eIectrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-10-23 06:56:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I bet you get bullied a lot.


Submitted by equaIizer (user info) at 2004-10-21 00:47:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

What are you going to do for a face when the babboon wants his ass back?


Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-10-18 21:24:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Well, it's been real fun, while it's lasted.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-10-17 15:30:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

FETISH: You fucking moron, if it was my bot, don't you think I'd just rate all my shit with +2s? Look, I don't know who the fuck Equalizer is, I don't know who Stevendural is, but I have a hunch its you trying to create the illusion that I care enough anymore to partake in this shit. I don't. You're trying to get a rise out of me, and it's not going to work.

Bart has been emailed, and I have requested he do something about you PERMANENTLY, and am using all this as evidence. If he does something great, and if he doesn't, then he is just as much a bitch as you are. Either way, I don't care. Once I am done with Ubermadness, I'll leave, and you can have your prescious little site back, all of you.

Do what you want, man. I am done with it.

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-10-17 13:27:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

your not you're

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-10-17 13:26:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-10-17 13:16:52 (#)
Ranking: 0

Don't worry about it Steven. It's probably a bot.
---
Talking to you're own bot. The misspelled stevendurai

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-10-17 13:16:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Don't worry about it Steven. It's probably a bot.

Submitted by stevendureI (user info) at 2004-10-17 13:12:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-10-06 22:45:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

touche....I am sure I deserved that for my honesty, now let's leave it at that.

Submitted by icarus9mm (user info) at 2004-10-06 22:36:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

meh. lyrics seems forced. contrived even.
and the music... done to the point of being trite.

what is it, prog rock? i liked it better when Syd did it the first time.




shows potential. i'll give you that much.

Submitted by RouteTwo (user info) at 2004-09-30 00:12:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i hate to dwell on a post, but give me a fucking break--this is hardly emo. go jerk off...

Submitted by Commie_bastard (user info) at 2004-09-29 23:14:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Emo...

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-09-29 14:46:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by RouteTwo (user info) at 2004-09-29 13:59:34 (#)
Ranking: 0

update: drummer's got a good style--keep it going, and loud.

------------------


Thanks...I played all the instruments on this one.

Submitted by RouteTwo (user info) at 2004-09-29 13:59:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

update: drummer's got a good style--keep it going, and loud.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-09-29 01:04:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Yea...Love to chat wit-chaz, Silvr. What's your MSN or YAHOO? I'll add you.

MSN: electrictoothsyndrome.at.msn.com

YAHOO: electrictoothsyndrome

Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2004-09-29 00:48:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hey man, do you have AIM or MSN? I thought I had you on MSN, but you're never signed in. Then again, I could just be fucking the whole thing up. I don't use MSN much anymore.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-09-29 00:38:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No rush Silvr...Take your time...especially if you've got it!

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-09-29 00:36:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Silvr...The song about the well is the one you're referring to...

my friend John Wheatley wrote the banjo part which was the basis to the song...I wrote the lyrics. That one is called "My Bloody Valentine".

Track three is "Succumb".

Listing is:

Perceiver
Vortical Monster
Succumb
Upward I Stumble
Ebay Item #112419777685
In A Dream
Super Glue
My Bloody Valentine
Lord, Have mercy on My Soul
When I Was A Boy
Requiem for a Beloved

Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2004-09-29 00:34:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Thanks for the plug, dude. As for my own mortality, I'm not going anywhere for awhile. At least not until I finish DWD. I have two more chapters on the way, but I'm going to Chesapeake for a week, and I doubt I'll have them revised before I leave. I'll try, though.

Submitted by propertie_fenspost (user info) at 2004-09-29 00:33:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Sorry, I didn't mean the last rating, I wouldn't know what to rate it because I didn't read it. A song is not a song without music. I just wanted to know if the computer adds in the No Comment bit when someone rates and does not write or if people actually bother to write No Comment in. Apparently its the former. So now I know.

Submitted by propertie_fenspost (user info) at 2004-09-29 00:30:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2004-09-29 00:23:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh man! I was just listening to Upward I Stumble, and track 8 raised the hair on my neck. I'm not a huge fan of bluegrass- or folk- type music, but the story in that track is too excellent. What a freakin' kick-ass song! What's the name of that one and track 3 on the same album?

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-09-29 00:22:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Yea, it's Cool Edit Pro...

Lexicon Core 2 on Windows 98 machine (unfortunately)

works ok though...


Lots of different tube amps lying about for guitars, etc...


Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-09-29 00:21:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by RouteTwo (user info) at 2004-09-29 00:09:36 (#)
Ranking: 2

Assuming these lyrics are original, from one songwriter to another, it flows dude.

I'm downloading the song now, but I'll let you know what I think--not like it matters...


------------

Yes, I assure you they are original. I didn't intend them to be used in quite this way, but this is the way it seems to be turning out. Two of the best users on this site's bodies are giving out too soon. By the way...anyone unfamiliar with these guys:

Silvrwolf
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=9453

Talk this man into finishing his novel before he decides to breathe out one last time...his story is too engaging, and he's too good to leave me hangin'! How can you not miss a guy who appreciates good music, good tits, and good writing?!



Gibberish
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=2557


Let this man know how much his MSPaint has meant to you! Those of you who appreciate art know what a unique vision he has...and those who have ever tried to drag your mouse around in MSPaint know how tediously this man worked to bring you the great works of art you see in his posts.




Let them know while they're still here for fuck's sake! (As you should anyone who is as worthwhile as these two.)

Submitted by RouteTwo (user info) at 2004-09-29 00:13:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

While I'm waiting, what kinda studio setup do you have? Home studio?

Submitted by RouteTwo (user info) at 2004-09-29 00:09:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Assuming these lyrics are original, from one songwriter to another, it flows dude.

I'm downloading the song now, but I'll let you know what I think--not like it matters...

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-09-28 23:55:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Strange how you just came on my post to say that, or is this a round of the MRR?

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-28 23:54:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

caulaincourt is a douche bag

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-09-28 23:38:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Thanks, facts, I'll take that as a compliment...I know how much you like your white man's rap. ;)

Submitted by facts (user info) at 2004-09-28 23:18:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Impressive, your art may suck but your music is quite nice.

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-28 21:35:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Hippie101 (user info) at 2004-09-28 19:31:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

i like it.

Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-09-28 18:22:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Me likey mucho.

Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-09-28 18:12:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I can imagine...nothing like analog hiss

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-09-28 18:11:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

BTW: This one sounds like it's missing something because it's a rough mix. We haven't done any EQing on any of the instruments, so they're all just raw and live. Plus it hasn't gotten any mastering treatment yet because we're waiting 'till we get an album's worth of material first. If you think the sound is bad on this one, you should hear some of the shit I used to do when I was recording analog. =)

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-09-28 18:08:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2004-09-28 17:05:51 (#)
Ranking: 2

Thanks man!

btw, I got your CD's about a week ago. Would you care if I posted my favorite songs on my website? All acknowledgements would go to you, of course.
----------------------

Not at all, dude, you're very welcome. When I get my site up, we'll exchange links too.

Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2004-09-28 17:53:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Awesome.

Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-09-28 17:48:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i'm so lazy i'll let bart's magical text parsing do the work for me.
http://www.electrictoothsyndrome.com/songs/ETS.mp3

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-09-28 17:41:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Even though I hate it at least it sounds sort of like a real song. A real internet song, the very worst kind of real song.

Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-09-28 17:18:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

song seemed to need something......like maybe the distant voice of a man far down below....Instead of the Hanson-like sound......like a man singing from a unwired stage hundreds of feet below you....in an echo-like sound....Like Filter does in "CANCER"...gives the listener a sense of despair and loneliness...I dunno....who am I to say?...I'd love a chance to produce someones stuff

Submitted by Anjie (user info) at 2004-09-28 17:11:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Not bad...not bad at all...

Check this out... http://www.gravytunes.com/home.asp
Click on Tunes, Monkey Boy is my favorite.

Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2004-09-28 17:05:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Thanks man!

btw, I got your CD's about a week ago. Would you care if I posted my favorite songs on my website? All acknowledgements would go to you, of course.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-09-28 16:59:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-09-28 16:55:24 (#)
Ranking: 2

Thanks.

---------------

Anytime, bro.

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-09-28 16:58:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh yeah- nice song.

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-09-28 16:58:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Wait... "the self-proclaimed Elton John of Ubersite?"










ATTN GHEY MENZ!


Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-09-28 16:55:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Thanks.

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-09-28 16:54:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

awww... so nice!

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-28 16:52:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Very good. I applaud you.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-09-28 16:48:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

copy and paste the link...sorry bout that.



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