PMS and emails 101 (410 hits)
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Submitted by sarahbear (View user info) at 2004-09-28 18:45:31 EDT
I was typing away on the computer dodging between my new found addiction to this site and actual work. All I can think aboiut is chocolate . . . I would give up anything for oreo cookies and just as much to get rid of my thighs. I am stuck on a situation, rock and a hard place. This my male freinds is how PMS starts because wemon are infact thinking creatures. I was totally content riding this hoarse to glue until I checked my email and was reminded that I have PMS and am hating men for a moment. Flash to the past a year and a half ago.
I hosted a room on MSN, actually a few. I hung around the computer world and got stuck like us all. Ofcourse I met some interesting people, when I first started I forgot to unlist my email address. To this day I own the largest assortment of virus loaded hate male. For every person I booted or shutdown I counted on a newly written fan mail letter with bugs. This man however was not so smart. He was casually removed gatepass banned and all for being a horney sick bastard. I am ashamed to say I think he has sent his penis pictures to me ungodly amounts of times until finally he was put out of his misery.
A year and a half later with no contact he forgets I assume, who I am and I get an email. Before I can think I quickly type out a reply and after it is sent I try to "unsend" it. God I have PMS and I think I need to crawl in a hole with a bottle of Midol and a caramel bar.
Before I say anything more this fueled the fire. I was at my desk that my male roomate and I share. I grabbed my coke and took a swig . . . He doesn't clean his messes and smokes heavily and spits. Yeah, I swallowed a warm coke with a loogy I think and a ciggy butt. Lets pray for his soul. Licking a bums ass indeed my freinds.
and now the email.
think i have talked to you once and maybe blocked your ass too. I think because you cyber?? not sure but i know your email addy well for something. anyways i will tell you nothing since you should have remebered me and if you don't thats what you get for being a cybering asshound. but although I talked to you last year at some point i have remebered you, you made that type of an impression on me. you try alittle too hard for being such a good looking young guy as you claim to be. I bet they know you well at the clinic . so let me save you some time. don't bother. i am just letting you know so i don't have to move my wrists a fraction of an inch to delete the messages if you didn't take a hint. and yes this email was not worth the 1/8 of an inch to hit the shift key at any point. if you don't mind now i have to get back to something other than this.
Eugene Park <guyinqueens.at.hotmail.com> wrote: hello....i was going through my MSN instant messenger buddy list and saw
your email. would love to hear from you...when you have a moment, drop me
an email or find me online....my name is mike and i'm 27/m/nyc...6ft 200lbs
brown hair/eyes...good build, clean cut. tell me about yourself!!! :)
hope to hear from you soon....
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Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-09-28 20:20:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
pms = -1
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-28 19:30:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Give me your home adress and you'll be hearing from me sooner than you'd expect.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-09-28 19:22:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
die
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-09-28 19:12:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What IS this crap?
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-28 19:10:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
.....Or better still send me a picture of your pussy, preferrably with a battery operated device inserted. If no can do, send a picture of your jugs.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-09-28 18:55:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Go on a killing spree. It'll solve everything.