the money isn't in stripping (617 hits)
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Submitted by sarahbear (View user info) at 2004-09-28 19:25:06 EDT
Yes this is my job, for 15 hours I give men I would avoid on the street a chance to look at me in person. I work at a very low class bar in a small city in NY. I started not too long ago and am the typical sterotype. Parents know nothing, paying for tution yadda yadda. Yet for a mere 15 hours I pay all my bills and have time to goof off. perfect job.
There are somethings I will never wish on anyone. Mostly to be a janitor where I work or go back stage. I have seen girls get so coked that they fling themselves off the pole and knock themselves out. I swear most nights they all need helmets. I work with a middle class wife in her 50's that during the day teachers at a local highschool and at night wears a naughty nurse outfit. Most places will not hire anyone over 25 but where I am?? Lets say if Depends had a thong version...
Then ofcourse there are the rest who are mildly obese. Every outfit is talior made because they have to be but then again I am amazed if you could see the thongs themselves. It is a bar to get a good laugh at, to come to and realize that lifes not so bad.
I love it when the guys sit on perv row and wait only to find whats comeing out the door. Yes and three girls are definatly pregant. I always hear certain comments all night. A nice regualr guy will ask "what are you doing here?? You can do so much better and I will. . " Yes I have heard it all before.
I know they came all the way from thier job and Micky'D's to save me from this but I am not locked in a tower, I can leave when I want to.
Some ask for fetshes like biting my ass and I casually tell them " honey you don't know where my asses been . . " meaning I am more worried about where thier mouth has been.
Some want dicounts on a lap dance which I don't do in the first place. Do you see a blinking blue light in my ass this isn't wal'mart and no you can't pay in coupon's.
I have a body gaurd for parties who wasn't too pleased that we referr to him as Captain Save-A-Ho , it's better then the oink and bacon calls though ( he is a cop).
Alot of guys are bothered that I don't have a stage name but could one by any other name drop it like it was hot? I rest my case.
I love and hate my job as the same as we all do. But it gives me something to talk about and bragging rights. It's a demanding job boy's and nothing I mean nothing gets rid of the dirty penny smell ever.
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Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-09-28 20:40:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
:) *blip*
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Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-09-28 20:23:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Keep your chin up, and run as soon as you can.