the money isn't in stripping (755 hits)
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Submitted by sarahbear (View user info) at 2004-09-28 19:27:01 EDT
Yes this is my job, for 15 hours I give men I would avoid on the street a chance to look at me in person. I work at a very low class bar in a small city in NY. I started not too long ago and am the typical sterotype. Parents know nothing, paying for tution yadda yadda. Yet for a mere 15 hours I pay all my bills and have time to goof off. perfect job.
There are somethings I will never wish on anyone. Mostly to be a janitor where I work or go back stage. I have seen girls get so coked that they fling themselves off the pole and knock themselves out. I swear most nights they all need helmets. I work with a middle class wife in her 50's that during the day teachers at a local highschool and at night wears a naughty nurse outfit. Most places will not hire anyone over 25 but where I am?? Lets say if Depends had a thong version...
Then ofcourse there are the rest who are mildly obese. Every outfit is talior made because they have to be but then again I am amazed if you could see the thongs themselves. It is a bar to get a good laugh at, to come to and realize that lifes not so bad.
I love it when the guys sit on perv row and wait only to find whats comeing out the door. Yes and three girls are definatly pregant. I always hear certain comments all night. A nice regualr guy will ask "what are you doing here?? You can do so much better and I will. . " Yes I have heard it all before.
I know they came all the way from thier job and Micky'D's to save me from this but I am not locked in a tower, I can leave when I want to.
Some ask for fetshes like biting my ass and I casually tell them " honey you don't know where my asses been . . " meaning I am more worried about where thier mouth has been.
Some want dicounts on a lap dance which I don't do in the first place. Do you see a blinking blue light in my ass this isn't wal'mart and no you can't pay in coupon's.
I have a body gaurd for parties who wasn't too pleased that we referr to him as Captain Save-A-Ho , it's better then the oink and bacon calls though ( he is a cop).
Alot of guys are bothered that I don't have a stage name but could one by any other name drop it like it was hot? I rest my case.
I love and hate my job as the same as we all do. But it gives me something to talk about and bragging rights. It's a demanding job boy's and nothing I mean nothing gets rid of the dirty penny smell ever.
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Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-10-06 03:47:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Proof-read and spell-check, please? I have trouble believing you are actually so bad with English.
+1 for Captain Save-A-Hoe, though.
Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-09-29 20:38:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-09-29 15:41:35 (#)
Ranking: 0
touche sarah bear
touche
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yeah, exactly. Holy poop, a stripper with brains.
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-09-29 15:41:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
touche sarah bear
touche
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-09-29 06:14:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hmmm. now i know what 'meh' means.
You gotta have some funny stories.
Over excited early releasers? Sweaty dribblers?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-09-29 06:01:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
big deal.
i take it this carries a stigma in the US?
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2004-09-29 05:59:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
On the fence...
Submitted by toddska (user info) at 2004-09-29 05:47:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"Even underpants with skid marks need air."
Now THAT is quotable
Submitted by sarahbear (user info) at 2004-09-29 00:21:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
well my family knows except my father. I stick to my choices and I will tell my kids because it's just a job. I don't take it any further. I don't do drugs and I don't think I will anytime soon. Even underpants with skid marks need air. but thats just me I don't hide what I am.
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-09-29 00:14:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
All I can say is this: it's gonna be fuckin weird if one day, your kids find out about your job... or your husband or parents for that matter (if you decide to have a husband and kids).
Posting it on the internet was a bad idea. It will come back to haunt you. Maybe it's just me, but I'd never see my mom the same way if I found out she was a stripper. Or anyone for that matter.
Tell me what you think.
Oh and what cigar said.
Submitted by facts (user info) at 2004-09-28 23:25:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
not interesting, not horrid, just meh.
Submitted by Adam2127 (user info) at 2004-09-28 22:32:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Pretty typical description I hear about working as a stripper. There were some witty comments in there (especially the Wal-Mart bit). I remember when my friends dragged me to my first strip club (all nude) this past August for my 18th. Two of my friends just sat at a table frozen for six hours afraid to look at the girls, while one of my friends proceeded to spend 300 bucks on strippers and getting bj's in the vip room. I paid for a few lap dances myself, though I didn't ask any strippers if I could bite their ass. Good times, though I probably won't go again, since it made me feel sleazy.
Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-09-28 20:26:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Keep your chin up, and get away as soon as you fucking can. Don't fall into a routine with it, it's a means to an end, nothing more. People all whore themselves out in one way or another, but no good can come of a life of stripping. Unless, of course, you consider graduating from pot to coke to heroin to a gun in the mouth, as a step up.
...Why I didn't just -2 this, I don't know. I have a soft spot for some folks.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-28 20:16:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Fits the stereotype of "dumb ass stripper" to a t.
College?
Make sure you get that GED first...your spelling and punctuation smell like that 50-year-old fatass strippers' beave.
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-09-28 20:09:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The story is at odds with your title in case you hadn't noticed.
It would appear that there is money in stripping after all if you only have to work 15 hours a week.
I respect your choice by the way. If I was a chick I would have used my body for all it was worth to get where I wanted to go!
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-09-28 19:52:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"Do you see a blinking blue light in my ass this isn't wal'mart and no you can't pay in coupon's."
hah
Submitted by drfeggphd (user info) at 2004-09-28 19:49:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-09-28 19:29:04 (#)
Ranking: -2
You're going to be working there a long, long time, you dumb bitch.
You're obviously going to have to take English 101 at least 4 or 5 times.
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i was going to say the same thing, in a nicer way, of course. Then i decided that
actually was pretty nice. But then, it occurred to me that you might be one of many
uberallians who for some mysterious reason portray themselves as a retard who can't
think, write or be bothered to spell-check, grammer-proof or idea-have. With regard
to the spelling, in particular, this line from your first post:
"swallowed a warm coke ..."
gave fegg a warm, loogy sensation.
so have a +1 because that made me smile, on the inside.
Submitted by Julia (user info) at 2004-09-28 19:37:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
You use email a lot as a stripper?
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-28 19:33:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Take cock up your ass instead.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-09-28 19:29:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're going to be working there a long, long time, you dumb bitch.
You're obviously going to have to take English 101 at least 4 or 5 times.