Bwaaaaaa and other nonsense (604 hits)
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Submitted by dakingisdead<ojs.at.iinet.net.au> (View user info) at 2004-09-28 22:36:26 EDT
I was walking down the street just a having a ball........
Then this little guy flew up to me and said, "bwaaaa."
"Bwaaa," I thought to myself. "Bwaaa?"
"Sorry your message is bargled," I said.
"Bwaaa bwaaa bwaaa," he said.
Anyway I wasn't having any of that so I farted in his general direction and left him behind.
People were looking strange as I walked on. But I didn't care.
I was feeling good.
I was blindly in love.
My man may have been a complete pig at times, but I loved him madly because he was my daddy.
When he looked at me I felt naked before his eyes. I offered him my soul and he stripped me bare.
Somehow though I could not get the silly little mans message out of my head. It kept echoing around like a small voice lost in a void.
"Bwaaa bwaaa bwaaa."
"What is this?" I thought. "What was he trying to say?"
I was still pondering this when I finally reached the Ghey Bar and met my friends Mick, Mike and Nugget who were all drinking gin and tonics and splitting a tab.
I mentioned the little man and told them his message.
They looked thoughtful for a while and then told me that they had all met the same guy at some point and he had always had the same message.
"But what does it mean?" I asked them.
"Nothing." Was their stern reply.
"Oh in that case get me one of those toxic narcotics and lets get shitfaced and blitzed."
It seemed like a good idea.
User Reviews
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-10-01 03:27:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you're intriguing.
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-10-01 02:24:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-10-01 00:37:04 (#)
Ranking: 2
you are one strange dude
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Funny you are not the first one to tell me that.
How the hell did I manage to miss your name in this post I ask myself........
Oh boy you better watch out....
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-10-01 00:37:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you are one strange dude
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-09-29 05:52:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by TheMidnight12AM (user info) at 2004-09-29 02:33:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I was going to give it a +1 until I saw the pic.
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2004-09-29 00:46:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Hippie101 (user info) at 2004-09-28 23:51:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i see little flying men. but thats usually after the drugs, not before.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-28 23:43:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
caulaincourt is a douchebag
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-09-28 23:39:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-09-28 23:11:11 (#)
Ranking: 1
Looks like you have a flying nekked baby problem. I'll get you one of those zapper things and you'll be right as rain.
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Oy, Donkay! Yo crack me up.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-28 23:30:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ummmmmmmmmm...what?
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-09-28 23:11:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Looks like you have a flying nekked baby problem. I'll get you one of those zapper things and you'll be right as rain.
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-09-28 23:02:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hehehe
Thats what you get for being an anagram of 'garbled' boyo.
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-09-28 22:59:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i'm an adjective now. BWAAAA
Submitted by Legendary_Threat (user info) at 2004-09-28 22:56:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
:(
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-09-28 22:56:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
nsfw?
If it can hang on public display in a major art gallery, it is definitely safe for work as far as I am concerned.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-09-28 22:50:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WTF NSFW!!?!?!