What would you do?... (673 hits)
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Submitted by Crapo Artworks (View user info) at 2004-09-29 01:08:05 EDT
Lets say the world is about to be destroyed by some huge ass rock from outer space.
What would you with the last few hours of life left?
Here are some answers I got when I asked a few people...
Sublime:"I would bone every chick in sight and hope a few survive."
Electro:"I would take a double shot of cough syrup and work heavy machines. YEAH!!!"
AJ:"I would fuck."
Tom:"I'd sit back on the wall behind my house, smoke a cigarette and have a beer."
SideBurns:"I would run around in a small circle, screaming like a little girl."
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Interesting. Indeed.
So, What would YOU do?
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Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-10-03 11:25:25 EDT (#)
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I'd attempt to beat my personal record of 16 vodka shots (in 10 minutes).
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2004-09-29 20:57:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-09-29 01:17:33 (#)
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Hahahahahahaha!
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2004-09-29 17:56:13 EDT (#)
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Do the words, "I don't want to die a virgin" mean anything to you?
Submitted by Supreme_Overlord (user info) at 2004-09-29 13:40:53 EDT (#)
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I would read erotic Etruscan poetry to a group of nuns.
Submitted by Julia (user info) at 2004-09-29 10:09:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, and I'd hit someone with a pie. I've always wanted to do that.
Submitted by Julia (user info) at 2004-09-29 10:08:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
A few hours? That's not enough time to put the hurt on the one person I hate. I'm in the wrong state.
If I didn't have kids, I'd have sex. With my husband, with my friends M and A, with that hot guy at the gas station. I do have kids, though, so I imagine the man and I would have a nice quickie while the kids watched a video, and then I'd make nachos and we'd hug.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-09-29 10:00:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Boring yes! But, i would call all the friends
and family that I have and tell them I love
them. Then, I would get myself wasted.
Submitted by Nomad (user info) at 2004-09-29 07:50:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I would dance.
Submitted by mxc_jwebber (user info) at 2004-09-29 07:30:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What would I do? See Donkey's post.. but change that Cheesy Gordita Crunch into 3 Steak Grilled Stuft Burritos and a gallon of that new Mt. Dew they have..... and the fat retard becomes the unbelieveably hot Spanish bitch at our TB's drive thru......mmmm mexican and mexican....
Submitted by mxc_jwebber (user info) at 2004-09-29 07:27:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The tag isn't actually forbidden. The customer may pull it off after purchase, but the merchant rips it off, and(to quote Sideburns' latest post)"it's on like Donkey Kong."
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I'd work up the nerve to pull that "forbidden" tag on my mattress off
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-29 06:56:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'd -2 every Electro post ever made.
Submitted by heyzues (user info) at 2004-09-29 06:17:36 EDT (#)
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There are currently three extremely hot women, that I know personally, I would completely fuck the brains out of. Then I would call up all my friends that don't talk to me anymore, and tell them to go fuck themselves. Then I would bury my face into the pussy of one of the exremely hot bitches and wait for the end.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-09-29 06:05:22 EDT (#)
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I'd take a big shit on this post because of the "sanctions" you are imposing on those who don't like your shitty work.
Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-09-29 03:09:52 EDT (#)
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I'd work up the nerve to pull that "forbidden" tag on my mattress off
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2004-09-29 02:44:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-09-29 01:25:20 (#)
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Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2004-09-29 01:15:04 (#)
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I'd go to Taco Bell
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Not only would I go to Taco Bell, I would rob it and have sex with the fat retarded cashier girl while eating a cheesy gordita crunch and shove a half pound burrito in her ass. Then I'd wash my hands and masturbate furiously into the quesadilla machine.
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Donkey... genius.
Submitted by The_Wizard (user info) at 2004-09-29 02:42:06 EDT (#)
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To tell you the truth...
I would fuck your mom.
Ha ha.
No really.
I would put in her pooper.
Submitted by Seralena (user info) at 2004-09-29 02:24:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Try to smuggle a machete and nail clippers onto an airplane, to see which got more attention. Then probably curl up in a little ball and whine until death.
Submitted by CaptainAmik (user info) at 2004-09-29 02:17:38 EDT (#)
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I'd print out everything from ubersite...then I would make a -2 fort, cause we all know that even if everything is destroyed those gems will last forever, nah fuck it I'd make a posters of -2 fort, the blast wouldn't kill them damn due to thei...so I hear the world is ending.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-09-29 01:58:23 EDT (#)
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HAR HAR!
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2004-09-29 01:49:12 EDT (#)
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I have a king sized bed. There's plenty of room for everyone.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-09-29 01:47:19 EDT (#)
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Back of, Siren, Tinactin is mine. I found him first.
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-09-29 01:38:08 EDT (#)
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Run outside to have a look.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-09-29 01:35:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2004-09-29 01:32:56 (#)
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Have hot, wild, passionate monkey sex with tinactin.
Then I'd eat junk food until impact.
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Sounds like a good party. :)
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2004-09-29 01:32:56 EDT (#)
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Have hot, wild, passionate monkey sex with tinactin.
Then I'd eat junk food until impact.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-09-29 01:25:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2004-09-29 01:15:04 (#)
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I'd go to Taco Bell
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Not only would I go to Taco Bell, I would rob it and have sex with the fat retarded cashier girl while eating a cheesy gordita crunch and shove a half pound burrito in her ass. Then I'd wash my hands and masturbate furiously into the quesadilla machine.
Submitted by zxcvvcxz (user info) at 2004-09-29 01:19:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd probably shit myself.
Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-09-29 01:19:02 EDT (#)
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I punch a few folks in the face with a sledge hammer, rape the couple of cute married chicks I know, and gather with my family and just hold them.
Yeah, I started good, but ended real sappy. That's the story of my life, I suppose.
Submitted by dwr_budr (user info) at 2004-09-29 01:17:46 EDT (#)
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I would duck under a 1950's schoolhouse desk.
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-09-29 01:17:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-09-29 01:16:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2004-09-29 01:15:04 (#)
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I'd go to Taco Bell
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Holy Crap, thats another good answer.
Go to a fast food place... what else you all got? :D
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-09-29 01:15:23 EDT (#)
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course you wont go to prison, the world would end soon so theres no bother to try and put someone in jail...
Good Points AJ.
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2004-09-29 01:15:04 EDT (#)
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I'd go to Taco Bell
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-09-29 01:13:18 EDT (#)
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And if I got tired of fucking I'd go on a killing spree.
It's not like I'm going to go to prison for it.
I'd also rob a bank and punch a nun.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-09-29 01:09:03 EDT (#)
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I already told you what I'd do, jackass.