Instrument of Torture (3763 hits)
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Submitted by Kristen (View user info) at 2004-09-29 01:56:44 EDT
What weighs 9+ pounds, never sleeps continuously, poops too much, pees even more, and spits up in your hair?
Yeah, that riddle SUCKED.
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Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-10-18 00:46:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Babies aren't good for anything but manual labor.
If you'd like, I'll buy her. Five bucks?
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2004-10-13 16:41:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Many congratulations, she's beautiful and ready to bake you a cake judging from those oven gloves on her mitts :o)
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2004-10-12 01:22:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-10-10 15:34:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Congratulations Kristen, I'm sure you'll make an amazing mother!
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-10-10 03:13:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
baby!
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-10-05 02:35:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Naked pictures of Kristen's newborn baby (NSFW)
I'd hit that.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-10-05 02:13:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ahahahahaha
Submitted by icarus9mm (user info) at 2004-10-05 01:35:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
dear god, it has flippers!
Submitted by boredgurl210 (user info) at 2004-10-05 01:28:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Even though it's been done...I can't help myself.
Aaawwwwww
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-10-05 00:52:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
on. Get ON AIM.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-10-05 00:45:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I know you're reading this. Get AIM dammit.
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-10-03 21:40:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Ubers littlest camwhore. All I can say is Fetish is going to like this...
congradulations
Submitted by ParlorTrick (user info) at 2004-10-03 21:36:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-10-02 16:15:13 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-10-01 10:44:04 (#)
Ranking: 0
Is the kid black?
or hispanic?
Is you're cunt all....flacid and bashed up now?
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1. No.
2. No.
3. When wasn't it?...
...I mean, no.
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to good humor and sweet baby girls.
Submitted by Zod (user info) at 2004-10-03 21:35:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-10-02 14:26:26 (#)
Ranking: 2
HEY KID - IF YOURE READING THIS, THERE IS NO SANTA AND THE EASTER BUNNY ISNT REAL EITHER
OH YEAH AND YOUR MOM IS AN INTERNET NERD
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What? WHAT!?!!? Santa...AND the easter bunny?! Why god, no?! NO?!?!
Seriously tho, your mom is an internet nerd.
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-10-03 21:24:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yay!
Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2004-10-02 23:27:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-10-02 18:02:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-10-02 17:50:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for finding me a replacement.
WTF? Sheesh.
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-10-02 17:50:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for finding me a replacement.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-10-02 16:15:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-10-01 10:44:04 (#)
Ranking: 0
Is the kid black?
or hispanic?
Is you're cunt all....flacid and bashed up now?
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1. No.
2. No.
3. When wasn't it?...
...I mean, no.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-10-02 14:26:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HEY KID - IF YOURE READING THIS, THERE IS NO SANTA AND THE EASTER BUNNY ISNT REAL EITHER
OH YEAH AND YOUR MOM IS AN INTERNET NERD
Submitted by Pringles4eva (user info) at 2004-10-02 14:15:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
she'll weigh 200 lbs. and watch MTV when she grows up. kill her now.
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-10-01 16:19:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
so much for elijah cade
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-10-01 12:42:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sell it to the gypsies!
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-10-01 10:44:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Is the kid black?
or hispanic?
Is you're cunt all....flacid and bashed up now?
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-10-01 10:27:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by titmouse (user info) at 2004-10-01 04:46:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-10-01 04:38:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd do her...
In the pooper!!
Har har.
Shit, I hope that guy wasn't serious about the whole losing the testicle thing.
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made m laugh out loud at work, must have been very funny, especially the "In the pooper!!" bit. +2 because of that response
Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-10-01 04:38:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd do her...
In the pooper!!
Har har.
Shit, I hope that guy wasn't serious about the whole losing the testicle thing.
Submitted by Sacrew (user info) at 2004-10-01 04:15:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Babies are fags.
Submitted by Nobb (user info) at 2004-10-01 01:22:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd hit that.
Submitted by cnympho247 (user info) at 2004-09-30 13:27:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
cute baby
Submitted by victorisperfect (user info) at 2004-09-30 05:39:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
MILF or not, it's a pity you went and got knocked up so young.
Zapp: I have a sexual learning dissability. What do we call it Kiff?
Kiff: (tired voice) Sexlexia....
Submitted by blujnbbyqn (user info) at 2004-09-30 03:26:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hidious. Ghastly. Downright ugly.
[You have a beautiful baby. Honestly. Ya done good.]
Michelle
Submitted by PurpleTurkey (user info) at 2004-09-30 03:18:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Very Cute. Did you know that you can get little ribbons to stick to her head by applying them with KY jelly? Really, it dries like glue, but won't hurt her tender wittle head. A nurse taught my wife that when my daughter was in the NICU.
Congrats.
Submitted by Vermin (user info) at 2004-09-29 23:23:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's a nice looking baby. She could fetch a lot of money on the black market you know.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-09-29 23:16:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Congratulations. I haven't read all the reviews but I'm gonna guess a third of them are about people claiming the baby's theirs.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2004-09-29 21:28:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Kristen, are you sure it yours?
Submitted by Lije (user info) at 2004-09-29 18:04:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Adorable! These are the good times... just wait until she's two.
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2004-09-29 17:04:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Congrats.
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-09-29 16:28:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
kristens pregnant?
Submitted by Feazy (user info) at 2004-09-29 15:28:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
cute kid, but for god's sake....
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-09-29 15:16:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I wish you the best of luck.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-09-29 14:56:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awww. Perfect.
Submitted by browneyedgirl (user info) at 2004-09-29 14:03:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Baby!!
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-09-29 13:06:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I hope you named her "TuesdayDelay".
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-09-29 12:55:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
beautiful
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2004-09-29 12:12:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Oh god... I think this has given me baby-itis... my boyfriend better run for the hills.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-09-29 12:02:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Here's a joke:
What's better: a newborn baby or a new abortion baby?
NEITHER! BABIES SUCK NO MATTER THEIR PHYSICAL STATE!
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-29 11:55:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
First off, all babies are fucking ugly.
Secondly, why do you feel the need to post this... don't you have family and friends to get support instead of the internet.
Finally, why am I replying to crap... you should have just emailed the photo to friends instead of pimping your newborn thing for attention.
Random Joe out.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2004-09-29 11:54:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
What weighs 9+ pounds, never sleeps continuously, poops too much, pees even more, and spits up in your hair?
Yeah, that riddle SUCKED.
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Add another 160lbs to the weight and it could have been me last week.
Stress. I don't handle it well at all.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2004-09-29 11:50:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bless.
Why is she wearing oven gloves?
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-09-29 11:48:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Now seems as good a time as any for dead baby jokes...
But I won't be the one to initiate them.
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2004-09-29 11:42:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
congrats!
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-09-29 11:40:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So is it really like shoving a pot roast through your nostril?
GO PROCREATION WOO!!!
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-09-29 10:35:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
As expected, she's absolutely beautiful.
When are you going to hire me for her portrait?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/5246
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-09-29 10:33:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I ca't see it's, er...i mean her face.
Is your baby black?
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-09-29 10:23:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
the answer is me right?
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-09-29 10:21:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Have a +2 because if someone photoshopped my newborn child onto porn I would be enraged.
Submitted by Julia (user info) at 2004-09-29 10:17:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Aww. +2 for cute babies.
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2004-09-29 10:07:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Some mother you are!
Letting your baby take hot food out of the oven?!!?!?!
I will submit this picture to DYFS, with the pic of Emily and her potholders.
In other words, very, very cute.
+2 for making her middle name that of my favorite dead rock star.
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2004-09-29 10:04:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Congratulations. She is as beautiful as her mother (I don't know you, but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt).
Might I say that I'd be happy to give you that hug, you mentioned in the MVA list.
Have a nice day!
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-09-29 09:56:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh my God she's beautiful.
First person who says "I'd do her....in the pooper" loses a testicle.
Submitted by Mr-Boo (user info) at 2004-09-29 09:51:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Congrats.
....and a definite MILF!
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-09-29 09:49:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pretty baby.
Submitted by whataefag (user info) at 2004-09-29 09:48:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
adorable!
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2004-09-29 09:37:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
that other post should be deleted.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-09-29 09:33:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was wondering what crap to post today so thanks for providing the pic. http://www.ubersite.com/m/46480
P.S. Sorry I missed the delivery it will just be the first of many disappointments for our child.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-09-29 09:32:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
She is beautiful!
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2004-09-29 09:27:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Congrats!
By the way, according to some survey, Emily was (number 1) in the top ten most popular girls names for 2003, along with Madison (my cousin's child's name) and Emma (my neighbor's kid).
http://www.ssa.gov/cgi-bin/babynames.cgi
But don't worry, she'll still be unique, even if half of her friends have the same name as her.
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2004-09-29 09:18:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Congratulations!
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2004-09-29 09:14:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
When I posted a picture of my son, MOssiah said the following. I believe it still holds true in your daughter's case.
"Awww.
Who's aboo?
Who's abooboodoodoo?"
-MOssiah
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2004-09-29 09:04:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awwwwww!!! Who's-a-pretty-girl????
Submitted by Supreme_Overlord (user info) at 2004-09-29 09:03:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think the question at hand is:
Could you have had twins (or triplets) and the other fetus/fetii is/are underdeveloped and inside that baby's head? You should get a catscan soon to make sure, that kind of thing happens all the time.
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Well that explains the voices in my head.
Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2004-09-29 08:53:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
mmmm delicious.
What?
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-09-29 08:49:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ok, Kristen, we need to talk about arranging a marriage between your daughter and my son. Think of how lovely their children would be. That is the most adorable baby I have seen since mine was born. Congratulations!
And for pete's sake, let someone else watch her for a bit and take a good long nap. I promise, she'll still be breathing, crying, pooping, peeing, and puking when you wake up, just exactly like she is now.
Also, bubble baths renew your soul. Trust me.
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-09-29 08:17:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I bet your brother is happy you birthed his child and it didn't come out with 3 arms.
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-09-29 08:12:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awww she's so cutesy woo, burble burble....
What is it about babies that makes me go all silly?
Congrats Kristen, she's adorable - or at least will be once she's 18 and left home!
Submitted by mxc_jwebber (user info) at 2004-09-29 07:16:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Let's do as KoolMang says.... toss the baby!
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-09-29 07:03:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I meant I guess SO, whoops!
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-09-29 06:52:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-29 06:48:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto Kristen +2?
*************
I guess not, since it's in your name.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-29 06:48:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto Kristen +2?
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-09-29 06:40:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I was expecting an anal pear, but I guess a baby works too.
Submitted by Pervert <Your Window> at 2004-09-29 06:31:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Forget the brat, show us a picture of those lactating funbags you have.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2004-09-29 06:03:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
She's beautiful.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-09-29 05:57:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So it hurt? I hope these retarded user comments overlapped the pain.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-29 05:37:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Instrument of torture? That's gotta be your wifes saggy cunt,right?
Submitted by angry_keebler (user info) at 2004-09-29 05:29:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Absolute shite. Baby's suck.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-09-29 05:21:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think the question at hand is:
Could you have had twins (or triplets) and the other fetus/fetii is/are underdeveloped and inside that baby's head? You should get a catscan soon to make sure, that kind of thing happens all the time.
Submitted by RapSupaStar (user info) at 2004-09-29 05:18:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
good point, ugly baby... plus 1
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-09-29 05:14:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is it a suicide baby?
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2004-09-29 04:24:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-09-29 02:21:49 (#)
Ranking: 0
A photo of a baby gets ten +2 in a row?
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If Kristen weren't hot, the ratings would sink faster than Tatum O'Neal on a heroin-fueled weekend.
Raise that baby well... if the whole thing is true.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-09-29 04:04:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Congrats, Kristen. I think I came home the day you had her.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-09-29 03:44:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for a cute baby. Those hair thingies are cute...of course, as soon as she figures out how to manipulate her hands and actually realizes she can grab onto things...you can kiss those goodbye. But they're cute while they last.
I hope nobody threatens to make baby-skin condoms out of your baby. http://www.ubersite.com/m/45747
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-09-29 03:34:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2004-09-29 03:22:24 (#)
Ranking: 2
cutest.
baby.
ever.
(her mom's a hottie too) """"
Yeah, she's not bad but this one is cuter!
(The baby isn't bad either!)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/18415
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-09-29 03:26:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
=)
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2004-09-29 03:22:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
cutest.
baby.
ever.
(her mom's a hottie too)
Submitted by Feazy (user info) at 2004-09-29 03:11:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
+2? bah
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-09-29 03:11:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Awww, thank you everyone.
Circe, I don't know how you did it with two at the same time. I am the walking dead with just her. And of course I'm too "first time mother" wimpy to let anyone give me a break and watch her. It's as though I think her ability to breathe depends soley on myself constantly watching her. Bleh.
By the way, for whoever asked, her name is Emily Layne.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-09-29 03:08:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-09-29 03:04:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
She's adorable, Kristen. The +2 is because there's only one of her. That's what makes her so beautiful. The cuteness of a baby is inversely proportionate to how many of them there are.
What? I'm not bitter.
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There is more than one baby in the world.
Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-09-29 03:07:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
enjoy every moment......they grow up so damn fast....(father of 5 girls)
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-09-29 03:04:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
She's adorable, Kristen. The +2 is because there's only one of her. That's what makes her so beautiful. The cuteness of a baby is inversely proportionate to how many of them there are.
What? I'm not bitter.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2004-09-29 02:40:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-09-29 02:00:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
It's little bart!
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Oh god, it multiplied!!!
...huzzah.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2004-09-29 02:28:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What a cute baby :)
*thinking*
I wonder if they'd have that outfit in my size...
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-29 02:26:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by G_Nonny (user info) at 2004-09-29 02:08:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
Just think about it, in the future, you're gonna have your kid's friends screaming "MILF!" at you.
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Oh yeah.
Submitted by I Have A Kristen Fetish <Eric Rice> at 2004-09-29 02:22:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tell me its name and I'll put it on Part E of my list.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-09-29 02:21:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
A photo of a baby gets ten +2 in a row?
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-09-29 02:21:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Method was right...
;)
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-09-29 02:18:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh wait, that's right-- she can't READ yet.
Underachieving babies piss me off.
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2004-09-29 02:18:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
she's a cutie
-Black Ninja
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-09-29 02:15:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tell your baby to read my last review. She'll find it funny because it's a song for babies.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-09-29 02:14:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OOOOOH EEEEE OOOH AH AH TING TANG WALLA WALLA BING BANG
OOOOOH EEEEE OOOH AH AH TING TANG WALLA WALLA BING BANG
I TOLD THE WITCH DOCTOR I WAS IN LOVE WITH YOU
I TOLD THE WITCH DOCTOR, HE TOLD ME WHAT TO DO
HE SAID THAT
OOOOOH EEEEE OOOH AH AH TING TANG WALLA WALLA BING BANG
OOOOOH EEEEE OOOH AH AH TING TANG WALLA WALLA BING BANG
Submitted by G_Nonny (user info) at 2004-09-29 02:08:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just think about it, in the future, you're gonna have your kid's friends screaming "MILF!" at you.
Submitted by TheMidnight12AM (user info) at 2004-09-29 02:05:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww.....a baby...nine are born every second...
but still...awwwwwww.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2004-09-29 02:03:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't have a real comment. Just know that I made a whole bunch of embarassing googley noises with a scrunched up face and tried to kiss my computer. I looooooove babies! Even human ones.
Submitted by Zod (user info) at 2004-09-29 02:01:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok...fine...you're beautiful too....
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-09-29 02:00:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's little bart!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-09-29 01:59:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AWWWW SHES LIKE A LIIIIIIIIITTLE BABY JEBUS
Wait, you were pregnant?
Submitted by Zod (user info) at 2004-09-29 01:59:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Me?
...oh right, the baby. Dammit. Thought I had that one.
Congrats Kris, she's beautiful...unlike her mommy.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-09-29 01:59:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Can I get a..."AWWWWWWWW..."?
Togu:"EEE!"
ok, close enough.
+2
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-09-29 01:58:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hope you named her Lee.
Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2004-09-29 01:58:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Let me be the first to say it: HOW CUTE!
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2004-09-29 01:57:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That baby looks like me.