the truth is, shandythedog IS the new messiah (604 hits)
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Submitted by mrprickle (View user info) at 2004-09-29 10:32:29 EDT
i know i've spoken ill of him in the past, but i was blind.
when you open your eyes, it's so fucking obvious.
shandy will lead us to the promised land.
we must band together and follow him.
it may be our only hope.
don't laugh or sneer - it's FUCKING TRUE!
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Submitted by Spookster (user info) at 2004-09-30 01:05:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2004-09-29 10:46:45 (#)
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He's not the Messiah he's a very naughty boy.
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Haha, gold!
I love Monty Python.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-09-30 00:55:36 EDT (#)
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all praise shandy
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-09-29 12:43:35 EDT (#)
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yaaaaay mr prickle!!
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-09-29 12:37:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, duh.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-09-29 12:35:48 EDT (#)
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5:30 PM where you are apollo, isn't it quitting time?
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-09-29 12:35:23 EDT (#)
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Ah, so australia has more than one time zone.
That would made them 15 hours ahead of me... he must be in the eastern portion of the island.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-09-29 12:30:51 EDT (#)
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its 2.30 there poly.
i already run on shandytime.
i believe.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-09-29 12:27:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MrPrickle (user info) at 2004-09-29 115312 (#)
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the rules can be discovered by reading his entire uber archive, backwards.
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So one of the last things we will be reading is http://www.ubersite.com/m/15282?
Hah!
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-09-29 12:22:44 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-09-29 12:16:55 EDT (#)
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Prickle, are you mad?
It can't be later than 1 AM there.
Also, if shandy is a reluctant messiah, why would he try to wield any sort of influence over something as trivial as sleep?
I'm confused.
Then again, religion does this to me.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-29 12:11:33 EDT (#)
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I think that one dude would be more readable if he was "MrPickle" instead of whetever the fuck he's calling himself.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-09-29 12:07:05 EDT (#)
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shandy shags boys is all you need to remember.
Submitted by MrPrickle (user info) at 2004-09-29 12:04:59 EDT (#)
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basically we must obey and trust shandy in the same way we obeyed and trusted our parents when we were helpless infants.
because compared to shandy, that's what we are: babies.
so, for example, shandy has just told me to go to bed. so off i go. shandy knows best.
shandy knows best, that's all you need to remembger.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-09-29 11:55:28 EDT (#)
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I can't be arsed.
Just tell me, blind follower that I am.
Submitted by MrPrickle (user info) at 2004-09-29 11:53:12 EDT (#)
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the rules can be discovered by reading his entire uber archive, backwards.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-09-29 11:51:02 EDT (#)
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So what are the rules of the great shandy's religion?
Submitted by MrPrickle (user info) at 2004-09-29 11:44:52 EDT (#)
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the dingos did not bugger shandy
but they did commune with him and exchanged mystical secrets
ANCIENT MYSTICAL SECRETS
oh yes
Submitted by MrPrickle (user info) at 2004-09-29 11:41:16 EDT (#)
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and for those of you worried about MY penis, fear not, it shall be sheathed at all times
shandy's is the only penis we should be exposed to
(All Praise Shandy)
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-09-29 11:40:30 EDT (#)
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yes then buggered him repeatedly.
hence the limp.
Submitted by MrPrickle (user info) at 2004-09-29 11:36:34 EDT (#)
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that's nonsense
the truth is, as a baby he was adopted by wild dingos, who buried him in the desert for a long time
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-09-29 11:32:00 EDT (#)
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i heard he once got raped by abos as well.
they paid him off with some gold earrings.
Submitted by MrPrickle (user info) at 2004-09-29 11:28:24 EDT (#)
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lies!
shandy has never stimulated his prostrate
he doen't even know what it is
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-09-29 11:24:23 EDT (#)
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i believe it was more prostate than penis though pickle.
Submitted by MrPrickle (user info) at 2004-09-29 11:23:18 EDT (#)
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shandy first masterbaged using a hand held showerrose
that is proof ejnough for me
he is the hermaphrodite messiah
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-09-29 10:54:50 EDT (#)
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repent for the end is near
Submitted by MrPrickle (user info) at 2004-09-29 10:52:03 EDT (#)
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it's true poly, it's hard for ordinay men to understand the word of shandy. but if you perservere, remain true, and pray often...
you will hear the trumpet call and understand all.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2004-09-29 10:46:45 EDT (#)
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He's not the Messiah he's a very naughty boy.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-09-29 10:46:37 EDT (#)
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the one true path is apollo-ism.
Submitted by MrPrickle (user info) at 2004-09-29 10:46:33 EDT (#)
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support shandy, or sauron will win!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-09-29 10:46:33 EDT (#)
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Maybe I've never been able understand shandy's incoheren ramblings because he really is the messiah and plebeians like myself were not meant to understand his tongue of gold.
Submitted by MrPrickle (user info) at 2004-09-29 10:45:31 EDT (#)
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the thing is, shandy himself is far too modest to ever actually openly tell us that he is the messiah.
BUT HE FUCKING IS!
HE REALLY FUCKING IS!!
YES!
THE DRESS REHEARSAL IS OVER!
THIS IS REAL LIFE NOW. YOU MUST DECIDE.
if you turn away in scorn, will the chance ever come again?
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-09-29 10:44:59 EDT (#)
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Well, I'm on the bus so long as that cunt prickle keeps his penis away from me and learns how to spell my name.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-09-29 10:42:10 EDT (#)
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<laughs&sneers>
Submitted by Awko (user info) at 2004-09-29 10:36:46 EDT (#)
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Can the bus come pick me up from my place?
Im kinda lazy.
Submitted by MrPrickle (user info) at 2004-09-29 10:35:36 EDT (#)
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polly, you're either on the bus, or not on the bus
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-09-29 10:33:34 EDT (#)
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Okay, but I'm not drinking any Kool-Aid.