Five Bands that should get in a car accident (924 hits)
Category: Sound & MusicRating: -1.47 on 50 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by john dunker <johndunker.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-09-29 12:17:44 EDT
There have been too many short stories and not enough venting today so here it is:
1. Maroon 5
2. Billy Talent
3. Alice in Chains
4. Gob
5. Good Charlotte
When I hear any of these five bands, I seriously want to put a .44 through my grey matter.
Here are five bands that i would give the immortality potion to.
1. Collective Soul
2. AC/DC
3. Tragically Hip
4. Saga
5. Silverchair
Do you agree, disagree? Any annoying bands i missed? Share with me
User Reviews
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-10-28 17:59:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you're a fucking fruit
Submitted by butch <butcher_you.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-10-15 13:11:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
thats a shit ass list,.. alice and chains are just as influential say neil young in the grunge scene,.. listen to their music, they were fucking awesome,..
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-30 04:25:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
your list is a bag of mixed nuts, just like the bag that you jammed up your ass on the plane ride to Disneyland.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2004-09-30 03:46:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You are canadian right?
Your lists suck, eh.
Submitted by Sacrew (user info) at 2004-09-30 03:30:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The only band remotely worthwhile on this list is AC/DC, which made some rockin' shit. That is, if you take them seriously you're a dumbass.
And Tool sucks.
Submitted by XII (user info) at 2004-09-30 02:20:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
bad post.
silverchair were not one hit wonders, have you been under a rock?
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-29 19:23:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think Tool should be immortal. Tool has to be immortal in fact. If they arn't...well fuck my ass, I won't know what to do!
Submitted by Damez (user info) at 2004-09-29 19:20:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Once again uber users show their ignorance by rating a band on their "hit singles". Maybe you should try listening to a range of the bands songs before you outright hate them.
You sad sad people. So absorbed in your own self worth.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-09-29 19:09:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i can't believe what i'm reading here...
first off, Maroon 5 is pretty good when it comes to talent if you like that sort of thing.
secondly, Alice in Chains is just plain awesome, and if you didn't know that, i'm sorry you are having trouble dislodging your head from your ass.
as far as Good Charlotte goes, they have some catchy tunes. they ain't great, but they ain't bad, either.
i have no idea who Gob or Billy Talent is.
as for Collective Soul, they are pretty good, but i would never grant them immortality.
AC/DC are gods of rock. 'nuff said.
Silverchair is pretty good, too. i like them a lot, but again, no immortality.
Tragically Hip and Saga? uh.... ok.... whatever....
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2004-09-29 19:08:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Alice in chains was so much more talented than SILVERCHAIR. . . Fuck you, -2, and of course, die.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2004-09-29 19:01:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Go back to your obscure little corner.
Submitted by Butler (user info) at 2004-09-29 18:58:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
It's easy to like AC/DC. If you liked the first album, you liked them all. That's becasue it was the same music with different words! You should swap Alice in Chains with Collective Soul. At least I would respect you then.
Submitted by Jarvis (user info) at 2004-09-29 18:56:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You should've ran down your mother's leg.
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2004-09-29 18:37:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this is still crap, even so many hours later. i wish there was a better "time put into posts per comment" ratio. gah.
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-09-29 18:24:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Maroon 5 is a good band you moron. And you hate Alice In Chains? Wow, you're a fucking dipshit.
Submitted by camor (user info) at 2004-09-29 18:14:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The only problem with Billy Talent is that they stole the name from a punk classic movie "Hard Core Logo" in with #2 man was named Billy Talent.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-09-29 17:02:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I love Alice in chains
How dare thee!
Submitted by NoahsArk (user info) at 2004-09-29 16:25:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Noone cares
Submitted by cexshun (user info) at 2004-09-29 15:36:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not one to comment on someone's taste in music. Although I agree, AC/DC are gods!
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2004-09-29 15:33:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Alice in Chains is in the wrong spot.
Silverchair was a one hit wonder.
And Saga?? What is this...198-fucking4?
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-09-29 15:22:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
You should not say such things about Maroon5. Not necessarily because they're a good band (musically they're not much better than mediocre), but because I want to have hot, steamy, dirty, wild sex with Adam Levine. Thus I cannot tolerate you saying bad things about him.
Submitted by RouteTwo (user info) at 2004-09-29 14:00:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
first 5, good choices, they suck...
as for the second 5, well, they're musicians--that deserves respect. i'll leave it at that.
Submitted by Zandy1123 (user info) at 2004-09-29 13:50:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I was going to put in another -2, but it was countered by a +2 for AwesomeJohnson's "I just threw up in my mouth" comment.
hahahaha!!
Submitted by Zandy1123 (user info) at 2004-09-29 13:49:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Neverhood (user info) at 2004-09-29 12:39:30 (#)
Ranking: -2
I still don't care what anyone says, that Maroon 5 CD is decent. Especially when you play it for the ladies...
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I'm with ya, dude...it's not a bad album at all. Most people on Uber think Maroon 5 is gay for 2 reasons:
1. They're huge and all over MTV, which means they've sold out and their music can't be worth anything
2. Girls LOVE Maroon 5
But, shit...I hope I get to make multi-platinum records, be on MTV, make retarded cash and get oodles of hot girls that love my band...that doesn't sound so bad at all.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2004-09-29 13:44:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
why so many -2s? i partially agreed with the lists
Submitted by Supreme_Overlord (user info) at 2004-09-29 13:37:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 DIE
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-09-29 13:08:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Alice In Chains aren't that bad.
Who the fuck are Saga?
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-09-29 13:04:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
GODAMN YOU MAN! I thought that this would be over and done with until the jukebox in my head kicked on...
Unfortunately it only plays 5 seconds of a song and loops it...
You know the part in that Collective Soul song where he does that shitty "yeah" and the music stops while he says it? Yeah that's in there now...
So to repay you for my brain torturing, have fun with "love in an elevator" by Aerosmith. Hear it? Don't ever let it stop.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-09-29 13:00:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You are a cunt.... Silver-Fucking-Chair ??
5 cunts thet SHOULD put a 45 thru their grey matter
1.john dunker <johndunker.at.hotmail.com>
2.john dunker <johndunker.at.hotmail.com>
3.john dunker <johndunker.at.hotmail.com>
4.john dunker <johndunker.at.hotmail.com>
5.john dunker <johndunker.at.hotmail.com>
You CuntBubble ....
Submitted by dicquellis (user info) at 2004-09-29 12:53:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fuckin Silverchair and Collective Soul? You fucking pussy - I can't believe you would even put them in a list with AC/DC...
Submitted by big_wigger (user info) at 2004-09-29 12:52:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Alice in Chains dude? What the fuck is wrong with you? They're one of the best bands ever...EVAR!!! And how dare you wish they get into a car accident when they've long since broken up and their singer has recently died.
thanks for writing the above so i didnt have to
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2004-09-29 12:43:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WHOA-OH-OH-OHHHHHH...
Heaven let your LIGHT shine down....
AND
"I've got big balls, I've got big balls"
"They're such big balls, FANCY big balls"
AND
"It's tooowelve o'clock and it's a-ooooo-won-derful day;
Ah know ya' hate mebutah'll askayanywayeeeeee!"
vs.
Ooh forgot my woman, lost my friend,
Things I've done and where I've been
Sleep in sweat the mirror's cold,
and see my face, it's growing old
SCARED ta' death no rea-son why,
do whatever ta' get me by-y-y-y
Think about the things I said,
Read the page it's cold and dead
Take me home...
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No contest. AIC wins every time.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-09-29 12:40:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Although, the idea of seeing a dead guy getting in a car accident is pretty funny.
Yes, I know I'm going to hell.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-29 12:39:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I agree with your first five...they suck monkey ass.
But why didn't you just make the NEXT five, numbers 6-10?
Because they're even worse.
Your taste in music blows, pal.
Submitted by Neverhood (user info) at 2004-09-29 12:39:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 for not liking Alice in Chains.
-2 not for liking Silverchair, but for wanting to give immortal potion to them.
-2 for not like #10 on the Maroon 5 CD.
I still don't care what anyone says, that Maroon 5 CD is decent. Especially when you play it for the ladies...
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2004-09-29 12:38:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Self-explanatory
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-09-29 12:38:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you forgot all the sweet bands of the 80's that died out, that need the immortality potion. Crue, Twisted Sister, Poison, etc.
what is this immortality potion?
didn't want to ruin the perfect score either...
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2004-09-29 12:37:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
a perfect -2 would be too good for this. silverchair? i think i just threw up in my mouth.
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2004-09-29 12:36:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
alice in chains rules.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-09-29 12:34:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I basically hate everyone on both lists.
Don't want to mess up a perfect score.
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-09-29 12:33:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OW!!! THE SUCKITUDE OF THIS POST IS AGONIZING!!
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2004-09-29 12:32:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I would've told you how I feel, but everyone below me has said it:
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-2 for making me remember Silverchair
"...I seriously want to put a .44 through my grey matter."
Nobody's stopping you.
You are a jackass. Fuck AC/DC up their pantaloon wearing asses.
There isn't a rating low enough for this post.
Alice in Chains dude? What the fuck is wrong with you? They're one of the best bands ever...EVAR!!! And how dare you wish they get into a car accident when they've long since broken up and their singer has recently died.
-2 DIE
And why the fuck does Silverchair get the immortality potion? They're pretty aweful - not the worst, but certainly nothing to gush over.
-2 DIE
your opinions are aweful.
Switch AC/DC and Alice in Chains.
AC/DC fucking sucks.
for liking Silverchair
Submitted by xenon (user info) at 2004-09-29 12:30:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
put this on your Xanga, dork
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-09-29 12:30:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Out of all the bands and artists you could give this immortality potion to such as Vaughn, John Coltrane, Lynyrd Skynrd, hell anybody...
And you pick Collective Soul...
I....I can't supress my rage. I just can't. Fucking Collective Soul who wrote the same pop/rock spanning 3-4 albums. Collective Soul. I just can't get over this...
And you want Alice In Chains dead? This has got to be shenanigans. If it isn't, well then you have got to be like 12 or 13 years old or you have never listened to anything except what is on the radio.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2004-09-29 12:26:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 for making me remember Silverchair
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-09-29 12:25:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"...I seriously want to put a .44 through my grey matter."
Nobody's stopping you.
Submitted by Smoothe (user info) at 2004-09-29 12:24:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You are a jackass. Fuck AC/DC up their pantaloon wearing asses.
Submitted by Zandy1123 (user info) at 2004-09-29 12:21:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
There isn't a rating low enough for this post.
Alice in Chains dude? What the fuck is wrong with you? They're one of the best bands ever...EVAR!!! And how dare you wish they get into a car accident when they've long since broken up and their singer has recently died.
-2 DIE
And why the fuck does Silverchair get the immortality potion? They're pretty aweful - not the worst, but certainly nothing to gush over.
-2 DIE
your opinions are aweful.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-09-29 12:20:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Switch AC/DC and Alice in Chains.
AC/DC fucking sucks.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-29 12:19:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
for liking Silverchair