Supermarket (512 hits)
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Submitted by skaville (View user info) at 2004-09-29 14:07:50 EDT
A woman is shopping in the local supermarket. She selects some milk, some eggs, a carton of juice, and a package of bacon.
As she unloads her items at the cash register to pay, a man standing behind her in line watches her place the four items on the belt and states with assurance, "You must be single."
The woman looks at the four items on the belt, and seeing nothing unusual about her selection says, "That's right. How on earth did you know?"
He replies, "Because you're f*cking ugly."
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Submitted by me_llamo_jose (user info) at 2004-09-29 22:02:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
nice job, ugly people suck
Submitted by sketch9 (user info) at 2004-09-29 21:49:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
havent heard it yet. beauty.
Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2004-09-29 21:36:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hadn't heard it before and I laughed like an idiot.
+2 for you.
Submitted by strangeparadox (user info) at 2004-09-29 21:21:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
and so are you
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-09-29 14:52:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That one was actually funny. First time I hear it.
Submitted by skaville (user info) at 2004-09-29 14:38:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in a park in Toronto, when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his stick, wedges it down the dog's collar and twists, breaking the dog's neck. A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy.
"Young Leafs Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing in his notebook. "But I'm not a Leafs fan," the little hero replied. "Sorry, since we are in Toronto, I just assumed you were." said the reporter and starts again. Little Jays Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack" he continued writing in his notebook. "I'm not a Jays fan either," the boy said. "I assumed everyone in Toronto was either a Leafs or Jays fan. What team, do you root for?" the reporter asked. "I'm a Montreal Canadiens fan." the child said.
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Little French Bastard from Montreal Kills Beloved Family Pet."
Submitted by skaville (user info) at 2004-09-29 14:32:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-09-29 14:30:12 (#)
Ranking: -1
I just heard it a thousand times since I was your age (13).
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I didn't think they had supermarkets or jokes in canada !
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-09-29 14:30:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I just heard it a thousand times since I was your age (13).
Submitted by MaximusPadus (user info) at 2004-09-29 14:18:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just told a couple of ugly girls at my work that joke! They didnt like it!! hahahahahaa
Submitted by skaville (user info) at 2004-09-29 14:16:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Supreme_Overlord (user info) at 2004-09-29 14:09:10 (#)
Ranking: -2
Okay, you stole this straight off a joke site.
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stole is a pretty harsh word
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-09-29 14:13:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by LymeDisease (user info) at 2004-09-29 14:10:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
made me laugh
Submitted by Supreme_Overlord (user info) at 2004-09-29 14:09:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Okay, you stole this straight off a joke site.