Gay??? (928 hits)
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Submitted by M Les <mles76.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-09-29 16:38:37 EDT
"Yesth, thith product will add bounth to you hair"
Sure I'll admit that not all male hairdressers are gay. I'll also admit I'm somewhat homophobic. I'll admit these things as soon as the male homosexuals of North America drop the standard lisp they all seem to acquire upon exiting the closet.
Where does the lisp come from and why is it only apparent in homosexuals? Is it inherent? Does whatever genetic oddity that causes one man to have sexual feelings for another man also control how he pronounces his s's? I don't know any women with a lisp.
I can't answer this question so I'm hoping somebody will enlighten me.
Of course not all gay men have a lisp but it seems to me many of my friends who have come out of the closet step into the lisping gay man package.
Please enlighten me.
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Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-10-29 19:33:00 EDT (#)
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Very familiar.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/30411
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-09-29 19:50:21 EDT (#)
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McCullum is hilarious
Submitted by Katrina <katrina.at.katrina.com> at 2004-09-29 18:34:45 EDT (#)
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I've ALWAYS wondered this myself!
Submitted by Martyn_Steiner (user info) at 2004-09-29 17:35:49 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/44800
Submitted by honeycake (user info) at 2004-09-29 17:17:05 EDT (#)
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But didn't you mean the tongue meeting badly aligned teeth?
Submitted by honeycake (user info) at 2004-09-29 17:16:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2004-09-29 17:03:33 (#)
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The lisp is created by lips meeting badly aligned teeth.
The teeth are out of alignment from years on sucking cock.
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2004-09-29 17:03:33 EDT (#)
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The lisp is created by lips meeting badly aligned teeth.
The teeth are out of alignment from years on sucking cock.
Can't stand girly fags. Can't stand bull dykes. I do not care what your orientation is, just don't make it the basis of your entire appearance. I don't know many people who go out of their way to define themselves as straight, and I don't think being a blatantly fey prancing queer pansy felching ass-bandit is necessary either.
Submitted by Zandy1123 (user info) at 2004-09-29 17:01:14 EDT (#)
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"Why? Because, like I said, I want to attract rock hard cock to my pulsating asshole."
I'm going to add that to my list of "Funniest Shit I've Ever Heard"
Submitted by The Grand Explanation at 2004-09-29 16:43:51 EDT (#)
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You see, being gay is awesome. I love being gay and fancy free and I feel that everyone else must be made aware of my status. I am the Alpha Bitch Ass Male. I possess a spectacular Man-Pussy. I want every man (most of whom are latent homosexuals anyway) to know that my ass is greased up and ready for an intrustion. Sometimes LOOKING gay is not enough. As you may have guessed, men can be pretty clueless. It is for this reason that I feel the need to ACT as gay as possible. Why? Because, like I said, I want to attract rock hard cock to my pulsating asshole. Once you go gay you... never go away? Something like that. Women wish they could talk with a lisp. Women look up to gay men. They LOVE us. Women admire us so much that they allow us to tell them what clothes to wear and how to apply their makeup. They are also jealous because we fuck men who are much better-looking.
You sound bitter.
Submitted by Julia (user info) at 2004-09-29 16:39:35 EDT (#)
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I have no idea, but this was relevant:
Sorry, Mr. Burns, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans.
Sure I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!
-- Homer Simpson
Last Exit to Springfield
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-09-29 16:39:19 EDT (#)
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It's like a mating call.