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Some good advice for my yellow friend..... (436 hits)

Category: Humor

Rating: -0.67 on 3 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Hello Mello (View user info) at 2004-09-29 23:54:07 EDT

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Last week my friend Bert got into some trouble with the five-0 on the street........
I told him that he'd better start practicing his mean ¨dont fuck with me¨ face for his upcoming stint in the penn.......

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Submitted by heyzues (user info) at 2004-10-09 18:42:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

WOOOOHOOOO

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Submitted by Crudite (user info) at 2004-10-04 03:10:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2004-10-04 01:47:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You must die.

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Carpal Tunnel Syndrome? No. Lumber Lung? No. Jugglers despair?
No. Achy-Breaky Pelvis? No. Oh, I'm never going to be disabled.
I'm sick of being so healthy! Hey wait -- Hyper-Obesity. If you
weigh more than 300 pounds, you qualify as disabled.

-- Homer Simpson
King-Size Homer

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