Stress (665 hits)
Category: GraphicsRating: 0.18 on 27 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Durae (View user info) at 2004-09-30 11:57:11 EDT
He walked alone, down an empty road lined with blazing trees. His footsteps on the road seemed to echo, the only sounds being made in the lonely space. The birds had gone on vacation, squirrels froze in quivering paranoia to watch him move slowly by and his thoughts drifted dreamily away from the present.
Then ZOMBIES FUCKIN JUMPED OUT OF THE TREES SCATTERING TREE LIMBS AND THEIR OWN LIMBS ALL OVER THE GROUND AND THEY LUNGED TOWARD THE FRESH MEAT OF HIS BODY!!!114QWEO (<--- me banging on random keys)
He gazed around at the less-than-tranquil scenery, pausing to reflect on his day and to feel the chill breeze nip at his (soon to be devoured) cheeks. This wasn't how he expected his mundane life to end. Then his mind pondered how few people truly get to predict their demises and how naturally he wouldn't have the luxury... [insert death here]
The end.
This random stupidity was inspired by a dream I had the other night. I dedicate this piece to my lack of time management skills: thanks for everything.
User Reviews
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-10-28 07:47:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Stupid cunt
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-10-18 12:54:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
great art work
Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2004-09-30 17:45:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy shit! So you are!
That was my bad. Remember, this is the first post of yours I've gotten to read. How was I to know?
Apologies!
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-09-30 16:26:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HAR HAR PURPLE PEENER EATER!
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-09-30 16:21:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's the hairy, manish legs, Durae.
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-09-30 16:19:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this was just lousy
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2004-09-30 16:11:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I seriously would like to know why everyone thinks I'm a guy.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-09-30 15:03:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
DURAE IS A GIRL!
Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2004-09-30 14:49:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2004-09-30 12:38:20 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by riggyrow (user info) at 2004-09-30 12:19:41 (#)
Ranking: -2
Ah, so this must be an example of the "rating the poster, not the post" I've heard so much about.
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Yeah because I am so prolific and wellknown on this site.
If you don't think I'm funny that's one thing, but don't you dare go spreading rumors that people like me. Accusations of popularity are uncalled for.
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Durae has a point, I have no clue who the fuck he is. This is the first post of his that I have ever read.
But since I got a kick out of it, I gave it a good rating.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2004-09-30 13:18:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Those zombies look like my next door neighbors. Stink lines included. Pugh.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-09-30 13:02:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this makes me want to stab you in your eyes with my peener
Submitted by random joe <whothefuckcares.at.haha.com> at 2004-09-30 12:48:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
why is the zombie pointing at another zombie's ass?
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2004-09-30 12:38:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by riggyrow (user info) at 2004-09-30 12:19:41 (#)
Ranking: -2
Ah, so this must be an example of the "rating the poster, not the post" I've heard so much about.
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Yeah because I am so prolific and wellknown on this site.
If you don't think I'm funny that's one thing, but don't you dare go spreading rumors that people like me. Accusations of popularity are uncalled for.
Submitted by riggyrow (user info) at 2004-09-30 12:19:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ah, so this must be an example of the "rating the poster, not the post" I've heard so much about.
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-09-30 12:16:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
If you have the opportunity to be eaten alive by zombies, then I say take it!
Honestly, who in history has ever been eaten by zombies? You could be the first!
Think of the glory, man!!
Submitted by dukkha (user info) at 2004-09-30 12:15:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't bother. Exactly.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-09-30 12:14:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2004-09-30 12:10:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
That is without a doubt the worst sun ever.
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Agreed, but I laughed.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-09-30 12:13:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2004-09-30 12:10:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That is without a doubt the worst sun ever.
Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2004-09-30 12:08:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2004-09-30 12:00:04 (#)
Ranking: -2
I figured that my overall rating is too high. Time to bring it down a notch. Or five.
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Bullshit Durae. *WE* decide the ratings, not you. And we demand that this have a better rank!
This line gets a +2 --------> !114QWEO (<--- me banging on random keys)
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2004-09-30 12:06:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2004-09-30 12:04:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I do not approve of this post
It must be Beebed
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2004-09-30 12:02:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Um, yeah.
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2004-09-30 12:00:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I figured that my overall rating is too high. Time to bring it down a notch. Or five.
Submitted by capnjacko (user info) at 2004-09-30 11:59:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Plus 2 for "Why am I purple?"
Why are any of us purple, really?
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-09-30 11:59:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is what a Zoloft commercial would look like if it were made by Habeeb.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-09-30 11:59:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahahahahahahahahaaaa!!!!!!! Your brain is a freaky-ass place when you haven't slept.