Who would you rather have for a dad? (542 hits)
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Submitted by TheRef (View user info) at 2004-09-30 22:06:31 EDT
Who would you rather have for a father
1)Michael Jackson
2)O.J. Simpson
or
3)Osama Bin Ladin
Personaly I would go with the juice because he seems to know how to keep a woman in line. Being a young guy like myself (23), I belive that is a good lesson to pick up from one's father.
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Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-10-01 02:02:11 EDT (#)
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Actually this isnt really munkey. this is Blanket. Michael jackson's my daddy
And i just wanted to say that you should stop making fun of him.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2004-10-01 01:41:35 EDT (#)
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no. jesus, no.
this is not a message board.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-10-01 01:39:32 EDT (#)
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HAR HAR, you big silly.
i bet if MJ was my dad, he'd build me a badass go-kart track in our backyard.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-10-01 01:28:56 EDT (#)
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Hidden actually made me laugh. And he agrees with legalizing marijuana by making a statement I believe in as well.
I'd have to go with the Juice....
Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2004-10-01 01:13:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-09-30 22:10:55 (#)
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Michael Jackson, because sometimes i get lonely at night.
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That's why I like Hidden. He's so damn HONEST.
And no Hidden, you still can't grab my ass.
Submitted by Salmon (user info) at 2004-10-01 00:34:36 EDT (#)
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Osama, no contest.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-09-30 23:23:15 EDT (#)
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Osama. Money, power, bitches.
Submitted by TheRef (user info) at 2004-09-30 22:43:10 EDT (#)
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what about saddam?
you could be raised with grenades and human devouring wood-chippers. Then you could be bombed to all hell not once, but twice by the americans. What a childhood!!
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-09-30 22:39:22 EDT (#)
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Jackson. He only goes for the boys. And I want a pet elephant.
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2004-09-30 22:35:18 EDT (#)
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OJ
Submitted by sketch9 (user info) at 2004-09-30 22:26:19 EDT (#)
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imagine all the fun me and daddy juice would have, doin drive-byes in his bronco. Strangling hookers on late nights. dumping bodies in old folk's homes.
Me and OJ would be the best father-son team EVAR!
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-09-30 22:21:44 EDT (#)
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I guess Osama. Maybe he's an asshole, but at least I wouldn't get murdered or raped by daddy.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-09-30 22:18:09 EDT (#)
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Osama.
really rich...
and i could just kill someone when i get mad...
or blow them to pieces.
Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-09-30 22:17:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-09-30 22:07:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHA
OJ.
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Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2004-09-30 22:14:22 EDT (#)
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Osama. I wish I could grow facial hair like his.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-09-30 22:10:55 EDT (#)
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Michael Jackson, because sometimes i get lonely at night.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-09-30 22:07:40 EDT (#)
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HAHAHA
OJ.