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Submitted by Quasiplasmohedron (user info) at 2004-10-01 03:42:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2004-10-01 03:34:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This was fine the first time, but if I wanted to see it again, I would search for it.

Something original next time, please.

Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2004-10-01 03:32:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Q: How do you kill a blue elephant?
A: With your blue elephant gun.

Q: How do you kill a red elephant?
A: Choke him until he turns blue, then kill him with your blue elephant gun.

Q: How do you kill a green elephant?
A: Tell him that you fucked his mother until he turns red, then choke him until he turns blue. Shoot him with your blue elephant gun.

Q: How do you kill a yellow elephant?
A: Tell him that you fucked that hot elephant bitch that sits by him in class (envy is green), then tell him that you fucked his mother until he turns red, then choke that motherfucker 'til he turns blue. Shoot him with your blue elephant gun.

Q: How do you kill a jewish elephant?
A: How the fuck can you fit an elephant into a gas chamber?

Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-10-01 03:14:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Been there done that.

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-10-01 03:13:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

you could have at least told a "little johnny" joke. something!


Marge: We're just going to have to cut down on luxuries.

Homer: Well, you know, we're always buying Maggie vaccinations for
diseases she doesn't even have.

Lisa's Pony