Would you have sex with a retard? (1068 hits)
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Submitted by Sarah (itsmesg2003@yahoo) (View user info) at 2004-10-01 03:42:51 EDT
For my entire life I have struggled in school. I was though the cute adorable child, with large blue eyes and bifocals. In college I choose the worste major, Accounting. I was in school starting from 6:30 in the morning until 7 or so at night depending on the classwork, just to make it though 13 credits. To say I struggled is an understatment. I practicly lived in the resource room and I believed I passed my classes because I tried so hard. I should have never passed statisic's. I was reading a post that someone was afraid of becoming crazy. Everyone understandably has a fear of becoming something. Fat, lazy, thier father or in my case I am afraid of passing life not because I try or even work hard but because of my looks. My grades are not low enough to fail as they should be. I have a fear of trying and not understanding in the end, I fear my own stupidity I geuss.
I didn't think I fit into the stereotype but then I wondered, suppose I was infact retarded. Would you see someone as socialy acceptable for the most part, very good looking but had the IQ of lint and think that they are attractive? If a hot playboy bunny in a magazine wanted to go out on a date but had severe facial tic's and couldn't control her language in public would you date her?
When finding the perfect person how shallow are we? Personally I know I am and most are. I wouldn't date a person no matter how perfect they are if they were more then 6 years older then myself or 4 years younger. There are limits to what I find attractive but what are the limits when we think of the handicaped?
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Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-10-01 11:45:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 for
statisic's
Submitted by Supreme_Overlord (user info) at 2004-10-01 11:41:58 EDT (#)
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You sure sound retarded to me! Now some answers:
>> Would you see someone as socialy acceptable for the most part, very good looking but had the IQ of lint and think that they are attractive?
Well if they are attractive then I'm sure they are socially accepted. Whether I would find them to be acceptable or not probably depends if she is putting out or not.
>> If a hot playboy bunny in a magazine wanted to go out on a date but had severe facial tic's and couldn't control her language in public would you date her?
Hell no! I wouldn't date a twitcher with Tourette's. I might go on some fake dates to get writing material though.
>> When finding the perfect person how shallow are we?
What the hell kind of question is that! I don't know how shallow you are. Leave me alone retard.
>> what are the limits when we think of the handicaped?
The sky's the limit!
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2004-10-01 11:39:58 EDT (#)
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In math I am retarded, and stats is easy for me.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-10-01 09:04:29 EDT (#)
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What I think is that you're an idiot.
No, really, you are.
Submitted by Don_Megga (user info) at 2004-10-01 09:01:07 EDT (#)
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If you cant pass stats, you shouldn't be alive. Stats is the lowest form of math. Buisness stats is even worse. If you are a buisness major you are a goddamn retard. I am a Mechanical Engineering major (so I will be taking Calc 3 when I am done with coop and in class again), and one of my bosses, who I almost jump-kicked in the face once, suggested I take a "College level Buisness Stats class to help me with drawing on autoCAD, for a mathematical point of view." I almost kicked him in the heart.
Buisness is not something to major in. It's not hard. At all. If you cant pass as a buisness major, then odds are you are a goddamn retard.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-10-01 06:47:25 EDT (#)
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A good reason to use the -1.
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-10-01 05:52:53 EDT (#)
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Fair game.
Oh, sole why, why?!
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2004-10-01 05:52:14 EDT (#)
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*reason
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2004-10-01 05:51:14 EDT (#)
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No Triple....come on now...be honest with yourself..... the reson why you've never been laid is because you're a ginge, grated carrot round your pecker is a BIG turn off, but you know that, right?!
And another thing as a hetro woman i like my partners to be men, you're a boy. You fall short in so many ways, needle dick.
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-10-01 05:45:16 EDT (#)
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No. No. No.
You've got it all wrong, you woulddn't have the chance to sit on my cock, even if you have Jo Geust's minge.
Your a middle aged woman, with no life, no future, and you spend all you're time on uber...
Am i right....?
p.s. I'm sure you have the most flacid pussy.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2004-10-01 05:43:04 EDT (#)
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So why are you still a virgin?
I wouldn't sit on your cock with Camilla Parker Bowles minge.
Submitted by THUORN (user info) at 2004-10-01 05:39:59 EDT (#)
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i wouldnt mind doing it again
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-10-01 05:35:25 EDT (#)
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No.
Only the best of the best get to ride my cock.
Sorry trinity, that counts you out!
Submitted by cheesedick (user info) at 2004-10-01 05:31:52 EDT (#)
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does Yes man still post here? id do ya in the pooper?
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2004-10-01 05:29:39 EDT (#)
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What, again?
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-10-01 04:15:06 EDT (#)
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if you have a hole....
.... then yes
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-10-01 04:12:30 EDT (#)
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you are one annoying bitch
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-10-01 03:57:43 EDT (#)
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i'd do ya.
but then i will fuck anything. and i mean ANYTHING. rabbits, cockroaches, rats. The works.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2004-10-01 03:56:07 EDT (#)
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Have you ever seen Pumpkin? You should. The answer to your title is 'yes.' Given the content of your message, I think you want to know if we'd have sex with stupid chodes. That answer is 'no.'
Retards- yes.
Just stupids- no.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2004-10-01 03:53:09 EDT (#)
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...the point? Oh, no I wouldn't.
Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2004-10-01 03:49:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-10-01 03:47:24 (#)
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I think you are intellectually handicapped but your looks make up for it.
So would I date you?
Probably no.
Would I have sex with you?
Probably yes.
Different questions really.
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Yup, I think that sums it up pretty well.
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-10-01 03:47:24 EDT (#)
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I think you are intellectually handicapped but your looks make up for it.
So would I date you?
Probably no.
Would I have sex with you?
Probably yes.
Different questions really.