Life is shit a then you die (442 hits)
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Submitted by Nicole Jose <nickelj.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-10-01 05:10:29 EDT
Has anyone ever heard the saying " Life is shit and then you die".
I have the purpose to say this is true. My life, is truly shit.
For a start I have a younger sister that gives me shit from the minute
I wake up to the minute I go to bed. Iv have lived in a small house
with 3 bedrooms in which i have had to share with my little brother.
I hardly ever see my friends because they are at school and i am at
work most of the time. Then theres the matter of my love life. I have only
have had the one guy. Only that lasted 2 weeks. So my conclusion is that i
am either doing something wrong or i am just not good enough for anybody.
User Reviews
Submitted by Duck_lucky (user info) at 2004-10-01 13:26:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Get a job and move the fuck out. Forget this shitty(crappy) life and move on.
or deal with it until you die...
or show them how crappy it is and crap in their shoes...
or someother crappy prank.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-10-01 10:54:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
so hang yourself.
Submitted by Supreme_Overlord (user info) at 2004-10-01 10:47:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You forgot the last line to that poem which puts it all in perspective:
"So fuck the world and go get high!"
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2004-10-01 10:37:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't sit around complaining about it; go out and do something to make it better. Bitching about how crappy your life is isn't going to make it better.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-10-01 07:22:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Will you marry me?
And by me i mean of course yourself.
And by marry I mean of course kill.
Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2004-10-01 06:53:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-10-01 05:26:21 (#)
Ranking: 0
I have magic life giving cum. Drink it and see.
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HAHAHAHA!!
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Seriously though Nicole. It is no good bitching about it, especially to us - because we don't care. Get off your arse and actually improve your situation.
It is time to shit or get off the pot - if you don't understand that phrase, I suggest you rent Clerks and pay attention while you watch it.
Submitted by Amusingly_shaped_semen_stain (user info) at 2004-10-01 06:20:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So why are you telling us?
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-10-01 05:26:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have magic life giving cum. Drink it and see.
Submitted by Salmon (user info) at 2004-10-01 05:22:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Worst site to come to for that. +1 cause i'm sympathetic.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2004-10-01 05:18:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you could always fuck your brother
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-10-01 05:16:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2004-10-01 05:15:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-10-01 05:14:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm a psychic. I predict several -2s in your future.