Trouble getting up in the morning? Try my alarm clock (3997 hits)
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Submitted by sublime <this.is.ross.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-10-01 09:28:59 EDT
I have a very special alarm clock. No matter what it never fails to wake me. I never have to press the snooze button. Everytime I get up I feel caffeinated and pumped. To be honest, it'll take 40 seconds to get you up usually, but its effective. Heres how the thing works, theres no loud buzzers or anything, when it goes off it goes like this:
"nininninininininininininininininininininininininininini"
Over and over and over, then over that theres this other sound
"Ah-a-ah-ah-a-ah"
"Ah-a-ah-ah-a-ah"
"Ah-a-ah-ah-a-ah"
"Ah-a-ah-ah-a-ah"
"Ah-a-ah-ah-a-ah"
"Ah-a-ah-ah-a-ah"
"Ah-a-ah-ah-a-ah"
"Ah-a-ah-ah-a-ah"
"Ah-a-ah-ah-a-ah"
"Ah-a-ah-ah-a-ah"
"Ah-a-ah-ah-a-ah"
Then they start screaming
"THUNDER!"
"Ah-a-ah-ah-a-ah"
"THUNDER!"
"Ah-a-ah-ah-a-ah"
"THUNDER!"
By this time I am already out of my bed doing a bad Chuck Berry imitation totally pumped and ready for my day and I don't even need a cup of coffee because I am so pumped.
If you aren't up and pumped by the time he says "You've Been Thunderstruck!" you're probably dead, because if you were alive you'd be up and rocking out.
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Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-10-10 22:42:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Have another for your help.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-10-05 09:55:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sexify me.
Submitted by CoreaPeekay (user info) at 2004-10-02 00:53:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2004-10-01 14:16:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
once time, I fell asleep (almost) to Darkside, then when Time came on, I nearly shit my pants!
^ Yeah haha thats my favorite floyd song.
You've been THUNDERSTRUCK!!
+2
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-10-02 00:33:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My alarm clock is a rabid raccoon in a timed cage.
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-10-01 23:07:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Rock on!
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-10-01 22:56:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i would never bitch about my birthday
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-10-01 22:53:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
and +2 for the hardest workin man on ubersite
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-10-01 22:52:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ross you are a fucking cool cat. Happy belated birthday by the way, i forget if i wished it on time. Just wanna have it on the record here so you cant bitch
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-10-01 16:02:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha
Submitted by Hippie101 (user info) at 2004-10-01 15:23:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
where do i get one?
Submitted by Don_Megga (user info) at 2004-10-01 14:31:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha! AC/DC rocks so goddamn hard. I am sure every time Angus feels the need to rock out, like 200 hippies die.
Best. Alarm. Clock. EVER!!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/46726 <-------------- Rock Solid.
Submitted by mxc_jwebber (user info) at 2004-10-01 14:23:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YOU'VE BEEN... THUNDERSTRUCK!
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2004-10-01 14:16:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
once time, I fell asleep (almost) to Darkside, then when Time came on, I nearly shit my pants!
THUNDER THUNDER THUNDERCATS?
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-10-01 14:09:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by espo (user info) at 2004-10-01 13:51:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
clever.
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-10-01 13:33:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A) I was going to comment that this was a Flava Flav alarm clock and you LIED to us! And then I saw your disclaimer. Dammit.
B) This doesn't even need more cowbell, it's gold.
Submitted by Cryopaul (user info) at 2004-10-01 13:28:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking A. I love that song. I need that alarm clock. Though, the Sugar Hill Gang-Rapper's Delight alarm clock from Scrubs was good too.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2004-10-01 12:33:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes
Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2004-10-01 11:31:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
PLUS.
FUCKING.
TWO.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2004-10-01 11:23:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
time to make the donuts...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-01 11:01:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I don't have to get up at any particular time.
So, in conclusion, I guess it's safe to say, stick your Highway To Hell alarm clock firmly up your kiester.
Submitted by Gnome (user info) at 2004-10-01 11:00:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AC/DC rules my pants
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-10-01 10:08:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Very good. I hit snooze for like two
hours. Where can I get me one of those
alarms?
Submitted by DrCactus (user info) at 2004-10-01 09:56:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HAHA... Check this guy out. He's got a test today.
http://www.abum.com/?show_media=1084
GET PUMPED UP!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-10-01 09:52:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Duh nuh nuh nuh nuh naaa...
AN-GUS!
Duh nuh nuh nuh nuh naaa...
AN-GUS!
Duh nuh nuh nuh nuh naaa...
AN-GUS!
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-10-01 09:51:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i have a cd alarm clock...and i have ac/dc albums. tomorrow, since i have to wake up early, i will try this out.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-10-01 09:47:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
We all want this clock.
Tell us how.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-10-01 09:46:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2004-10-01 09:45:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
acca dacca is where it is at!
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-10-01 09:44:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking awesome.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2004-10-01 09:37:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I want a clock like that.
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2004-10-01 09:33:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This cracked me up.
Long live Angus!!!
Submitted by Awko (user info) at 2004-10-01 09:32:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Where can I place my order?
Submitted by SSandecki (user info) at 2004-10-01 09:31:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 cause I always wake up 20-30 minutes before my alarm goes off :o(
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-10-01 09:30:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i apologize if he looks like flava flav