General Knowledge & Noble Truths (1197 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: 0.72 on 23 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Ingsoc (View user info) at 2004-10-02 21:51:24 EDT
The more you integrate 'fuck' or its derivatives into everyday speech where others would find it unnecessary, the more intelligent you are.
Isuzu Trooper is a good name for a car.
Michael Moore is a liberal puppet, and liberalism makes the Baby Jesus weep tears of pure acid that melt his cheeks.
Bombing Iran will bring the world closer together.
Asians aren't the only people who drive Mazdas.
The Jeep Liberty is as true to its origin as any prior Jeep.
If there's one thing that's hilarious, it's the 'Where Do They Go?' Nestea commercial.
We should encourage our children to emulate Negroes more.
Milk is good for you and you should always drink tons of it, there is nothing that could be considered bad about it.
If you own a Nintendo Gamecube, you have outsmarted everyone with a PS2 or an Xbox.
Buying a new car is a good investment- in fact, the best you will ever make.
'Kit Kat' and 'Tuppy' are great names for cats.
Green Day's American Idiot offers a totally new point of view for the listener, one that has never been thought of before by anyone, ever.
Listening to Nirvana is cool.
Pushing people on bikes that ride past you is totally awesome.
Al Franken is making a mockery of freedom with his hatemongering ideologue literature.
Canada is stupid. Even though I've never been there, I know for a fact it's exactly how I picture it in my mind and we should bomb it because of that.
If there's one auto brand that can't be matched for build quality or reliability, it's Mitsubishi.
'-2 DIE' is the most clever thing devised by human or machine.
The Hummer H2 is the greatest vehicle ever designed- way better than any Jeep or Land Rover.
Gypsies should not be ashamed of their heritage.
The Day After Tomorrow was an exceptionally well-written film.
Drilling for oil in Alaska is essential to maintaining freedom and national security.
Terrorists attacked us because they hate freedom. There can't be any other explanation.
I'm a bigot because I don't like Electro's shitty posts.
User Reviews
Submitted by UltraJesus4000 (user info) at 2004-10-04 17:45:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
no comment.
Submitted by superdude <superdude.at.fakeemailaddress.com> at 2004-10-04 17:37:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YeeHaw
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-10-04 08:23:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
If you own a Nintendo Gamecube, you have outsmarted everyone with a PS2 or an Xbox.
This one made me cry.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2004-10-04 08:17:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Despite anything written in the bible or anything in the oral history of the Jewish people, the real, true first sign of the apocalypse is the Jeep Liberty. Anyone with half a brain, or who has ever owned a Cherokee (the boxy kind DAMN IT!) knows this to be true.
Submitted by Supreme_Overlord (user info) at 2004-10-04 07:32:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
'-2 DIE' is the most clever thing devised by human or machine.
-2 DIE, boy am I clever..... what the gay?
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-10-03 07:33:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-10-03 07:17:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Normally you get the nutsac auto -2. But, I can't stand Electro either.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-10-03 03:36:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
boo
Submitted by Thanatos (user info) at 2004-10-03 00:23:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Meh
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-10-03 00:05:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-10-02 22:54:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
NOt bad. Plus, Kai hated it, so that guarantees a positive rating from me.
Submitted by Nobb (user info) at 2004-10-02 22:43:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Would have been a -2 if you included Gibberish's addition.
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2004-10-02 22:41:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I can't wait for Team America: World Police on October 15th!
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-10-02 22:31:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haha i named my cat Kit Kat when i was 5.
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-10-02 22:27:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ardubs (user info) at 2004-10-02 22:21:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice, except the Canada crack.
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What an idiot.
Submitted by ardubs (user info) at 2004-10-02 22:21:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice, except the Canada crack.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-10-02 22:18:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was pretty damn good.
Didn't agree with all of it, but a good portion.
Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-10-02 22:16:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-10-02 22:08:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You forgot this one:
France doesn't suck.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-10-02 22:03:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 DIE
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-10-02 22:02:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
good to see you around 'soccy dawg
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-10-02 21:58:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Why are people always beating on Electro?
I like his little animations.
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2004-10-02 21:52:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nigga, please.