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UberMadness! Titles vs Usernames (1594 hits)

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Rating: 1.75 on 52 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Slovin (View user info) at 2004-10-02 23:49:53 EDT


You've all been waiting for it, and I had the balls and coding power to pull it off.

With the exception of about 5 instances where there were double votes, I matched all the UberMadness entries to their authors.

http://tbd.yi.org/umc.php

DAMN I'm good.

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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-04-13 05:31:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Kochier is a nuking bastard. Bart-Bart, I can't see how you can ban brendan but not this guy.

Submitted by kochier (user info) at 2005-04-12 20:49:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2004-10-16 21:46:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"Take Me" - ID#145, munkeypants (43) vs. The_Walrus (198).

Submitted by TheMidnight12AM (user info) at 2004-10-16 16:57:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

haha. And I thought I was a good programmer.

Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-10-16 16:41:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Nice...

Who wrote 'Take Me' though? I don't think that was on the list, and that was possibly my favorite one.

Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2004-10-06 22:25:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by russizm (user info) at 2004-10-05 08:10:06 (#)
Ranking: 0

Yeah, I got that now... I think it's safe to say he wrote Another One Bites the Dust..

He voted for himself, and didn't vote on the other post. And espo voted for himself on Long March Home and didn't vote on trout's post.
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Alright, cool. No more unknowns.

And now if I may whore my own post: http://www.ubersite.com/m/47307

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2004-10-06 14:02:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Nevermind. Mr. Dumbass just figured it out.

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2004-10-06 13:59:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Okay. I'm curious to see what Badlands wrote... and I don't see him in the list. Did he write under another name?

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2004-10-06 13:50:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This is fucking fanTAStic.

I'd plus ten this if I could.

Thanks a million, this really helps!

Submitted by russizm (user info) at 2004-10-05 08:10:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Yeah, I got that now... I think it's safe to say he wrote Another One Bites the Dust..

He voted for himself, and didn't vote on the other post. And espo voted for himself on Long March Home and didn't vote on trout's post.

Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2004-10-04 23:31:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Your opponent is Trout, the DOUBLE! means I couldn't figure out which post was his.

Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2004-10-04 17:53:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I matched the authors to their posts by comparing the amount of votes. There were a few posts with the same number of votes, thus making it impossible to determine.

Authors who have claimed ownership to their posts afterwards helped me narrow down many of them.

Submitted by russizm (user info) at 2004-10-04 17:48:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

What does "Double!" mean?

I'm basically just trying to find out who my opponent is, I can't tell if trout was the forfeit, or who the replacement is if it's a double forfeit.

eek!

Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2004-10-04 17:05:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-10-04 10:06:14 (#)
Ranking: 2

Slovin, if you're free on the nights we do the Ubermadness writeups, I'd like to be the first to extend an invitation for you to join in the fun of the writeups.

If you don't want to/are too busy that's cool, but it would make it easier for people to find things in the Ubermadness posts than in your user info.

Either way, keep up the good work.
____________________

I'm free pretty much every night.

Email: there.is.pie.at.gmail.com
AIM: k16 (email me your s/n and i'll add you to my list)

Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-10-04 12:25:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

slovin, IM me or email me.

IM: dianoga101
email: iamwillzone.at.hotmail.com

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-10-04 10:06:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Slovin, if you're free on the nights we do the Ubermadness writeups, I'd like to be the first to extend an invitation for you to join in the fun of the writeups.

If you don't want to/are too busy that's cool, but it would make it easier for people to find things in the Ubermadness posts than in your user info.

Either way, keep up the good work.

Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-10-03 21:45:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

awesome

Submitted by ParlorTrick (user info) at 2004-10-03 21:33:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hats off to your coding powers and...ah...your balls.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-10-03 14:55:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That's pretty slick.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-10-03 14:35:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This is good stuff...now if only this were user specific, and it showed you exactly who you voted for in each match-up.

They need to make you official, Slovin.

Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2004-10-03 14:32:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Very nice work.

Submitted by tlozoot (user info) at 2004-10-03 14:27:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Aw thanks Slovin. I felt sort of guilty about the vote switching thing since it didn't occur to me until later that my vote didn't count in the first round.

This should be on Most Heated.

Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-10-03 11:33:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Coolness.

Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-10-03 11:26:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

you rule

Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-10-03 09:29:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That's right, me and tlozoot voted for each other. We're that damn special.

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-10-03 09:07:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-10-03 09:05:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You rule. I love looking at it this way... so clear and easy to understand. Razor should show you how to post under the official UM category.

Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2004-10-03 08:41:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Just so you know, mine and RideJohnnyRide's titles was "I can't help myself"

Nice work.

Submitted by Xile (user info) at 2004-10-03 08:28:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-10-03 08:11:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Awesome, awesome work.

Submitted by Dr_Teeth (user info) at 2004-10-03 08:06:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Too much free time, huh?

That is cool! How long did it take?

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2004-10-03 07:59:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This is what the analysis post should have been.

Submitted by GhostWriter (user info) at 2004-10-03 03:08:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Awesome Possum!

Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-10-03 02:36:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hell yes.

Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-10-03 02:31:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You deserve more +2's for keeping backups! You are a smarter man than many others.



Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2004-10-03 02:22:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I just totally deleted the database and had to re-load all the data from a backup file.

Wow, that was close. Never try manual data entry in DOS.

However, two of the DOUBLE entries have been matched up.

Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2004-10-03 02:06:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Slovin = The man.

+2.

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-10-03 02:01:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You deserve more +2 for this.

Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-10-03 01:53:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Awesome.

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-10-03 01:51:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

aw maaaaan.

mine sucked so bad i didn't want anyone to know it was mine.

Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-10-03 01:23:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Necrofeelya = Falling From Grace



Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2004-10-03 01:10:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Thanks. It was actually my intention to be as completely random as possible.

However, I am completely at a loss for how to write another good entry without giving away who I am.

Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2004-10-03 01:08:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It's fun to go back and see what the authors said about their own entries while logged in.

My favorites:

Submitted by downerSTAIN (user info) at 2004-09-19 22:51:59 (#)
Ranking: 2

Entry one was teh pwn.
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Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-09-17 12:38:18 (#)
Ranking: -2

Meh
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Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2004-09-13 23:12:53 (#)
Ranking: 2

it was rough, but number two pulled me a little bit more.
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Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-09-20 12:43:22 (#)
Ranking: -2

They both sucked because that is the shittiest title known to Ubersite. Nobody talks like that. There is no possible way anyone could write anything funny to do with that title. Try it. Go on.
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Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-09-15 18:33:27 (#)
Ranking: 1

Not bad, but wouldn't he know that there was only one bullet in the gun? And why was it loaded inside the package? Oh well.
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Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2004-09-14 19:31:36 (#)
Ranking: 2

The first one made me horny.
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Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-09-19 23:24:04 (#)
Ranking: 0

Wow. Entry 1 was trite and sappy. #2 was both well-written and moving.
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Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-09-13 21:21:04 (#)
Ranking: 2

#1 got me all hot an bothered.
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And the best one (who voted for his opponent):


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Submitted by tlozoot (user info) at 2004-09-19 23:42:57 (#)
Ranking: 0

Give me a break. Both sappy death stories. Entry 1 gets it for being less angsty and actually having something to do with the title.
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Submitted by tlozoot (user info) at 2004-10-03 00:44:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh yeah, and Couldn't Say It was fucking awsome. One of my favorites of the first round.

Submitted by tlozoot (user info) at 2004-10-03 00:40:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You freaking rule. Except now I'm going to have to go back and read all the entries again. =)

Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-10-03 00:24:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Kick ass work. I can't believe I voted forfeit over Blitzkreig Bob's piece. Sorry, Bob!!! I hope you do this again next round.



Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-10-03 00:12:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Wow. I'm impressed.

Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-10-03 00:11:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Awesome job!

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-10-03 00:04:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You wrote "I couldn't say it"???

I wish I could +100 you.

Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2004-10-03 00:03:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

nicely done.

Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-10-02 23:55:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Fuck! Now everybody will see the piece of shit I wrote and know that I wrote it.

So instead of doing that...go here. It's fun and hard.

http://www.rainbowanimations.com/animations/view.php?id=sbyb

Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-10-02 23:51:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This is a lot easier to read then the shit Razor posted. Excellent work.


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