Sim Jesus (51895 hits)
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Submitted by professor fuckface (View user info) at 2004-10-03 08:16:54 EDT
I picked up a copy of the Sims 2 last week to see what 'the amazing sequel to the highest selling PC game of all time' was all about. Turns out it is basically the same as the original: frustrating. The graphics have improved and there are more scripted events, but after playing it for a few hours I soon realized it isn't a sequel as much as it is a remake of the original.
So ladies and gentlemen, without further bullshit, I present to you my very own sim adventure through the magic of screen captures:
Sim Jesus
User Reviews
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-06-19 20:01:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i miss this guy
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-06-19 19:19:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2008-06-19 18:53:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Jesus at climax."
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-06-19 18:51:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Truth below.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-06-19 18:39:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
holy fuck this is good
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-12-15 16:47:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Teach me prof.....teach me the ways of Uber.
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2006-12-15 16:36:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm waiting for Sim Muhammed
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-08-16 16:55:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-08-08 21:10:45 (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
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you're becoming more and more annoying, fuck wad. This post kicks the shit out of *all* of your posts.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-08-08 21:10:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-01 12:33:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nominated for best ever
http://www.ubersite.com/m/88572
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-31 17:10:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
classic
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-31 15:41:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2004-10-06 18:57:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-05-31 11:54:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome idea. Do the virgin Mary next.
Submitted by supadupapupa (user info) at 2006-03-07 00:53:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Not sure if I reviewed this yet or not, but it's a masterpiece!
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-03-06 11:40:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Heh.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-09-07 12:05:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yea, this post was awesome. You must have really pissed me off to make me -2 it.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-08-28 11:34:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
still the best post ever.
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2005-08-28 11:10:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-28 10:42:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-07-23 22:37:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-06-20 03:04:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I gotta put my stamp on this gold.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-04-27 05:25:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Another +2 for reference to Frank (Donnie Darko rabbit)
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-04-27 05:24:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for Sim Jesus picking up chicks.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-04-27 05:06:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
still great
Submitted by ardubs (user info) at 2005-02-25 13:03:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-02-25 12:50:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
great!
Submitted by Wuzi (user info) at 2004-11-29 14:25:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
funny
Submitted by Oleannder (user info) at 2004-11-29 14:24:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I want that game!!!
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-11-29 14:17:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This should be on the damn MVM.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2004-11-29 14:08:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2004-11-29 14:00:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck you for being funnier than me! +2
Submitted by Lauren <banana_turkey.at.yahoo.co.uk> at 2004-10-31 21:03:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Excellently tasty fresh
Submitted by Prezidente <prez_10.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-10-29 11:47:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was surfin the net when i came accross this site. (Sims 2 btw is the kicker of all ass and can only be outrated by GTA San Andreas)Brilliant Post.......how dya get the rabbit tho? I play on the sims for aproximately 2 hours everyday and i still havnt discoverd that.
One of the best posts on this site tho.
Submitted by lessthanfour (user info) at 2004-10-25 19:55:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think I'd love you if you weren't male and acnescarred.
Submitted by DrCham at 2004-10-23 19:30:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus is one of my favorite abusable character of all time, I like good black humor and dancing abortions.
Submitted by eIectrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-10-23 19:29:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you any worse advice.
Submitted by not_the_cheesecake (user info) at 2004-10-23 15:59:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
most amusing.
Sims 2 is shit though
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-10-20 17:11:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Agent_Smyth (user info) at 2004-10-18 18:10:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2004-10-18
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2004-10-18 13:59:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by equaIizer (user info) at 2004-10-18 13:11:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Equalized!
Submitted by equalizer (user info) at 2004-10-17 11:10:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For IHAKF,
Bargled
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-10-17 08:06:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I envy the B@W folk.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-10-17 07:55:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
B@W, fetish, can you smell it?
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-10-17 07:31:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by F U at 2004-10-16 22:50:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey Lou, you're stupid, and your stupidity is a disgrace to your religion. That post was funny as hell and you know it.
By the way, Jesus was a communist.
Submitted by lou_velet <louvelvet666.at.yahoo.com> at 2004-10-16 15:10:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you know what this is just stupid this is a completely disrespectful and insulting to my religion this is one of the stupest articles ive ever read in my whole entire life im serious this is just not even worth reading and i visit this site alot
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-10-16 10:44:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
THis is the best evarrr!
Submitted by B-Nizzo (user info) at 2004-10-13 18:00:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was having a really crappy day. I was gonna like, kill myself. But then I read this post, and I decided to put away the rat poison.
I don't think Jesus has ever kicked so much ass!
Submitted by nicole <lipnikki81.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-10-13 15:39:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm gonna get fired for laughing so loud in the middle of a silent office! I loved the part about Mary Kate!
Submitted by Cryopaul (user info) at 2004-10-13 01:07:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking awesome. I especially love the part when he killed the sister.
Submitted by The_Walrus (user info) at 2004-10-12 18:41:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Go Jesus
Submitted by Kamargo (user info) at 2004-10-12 18:29:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Kick ass!!!
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2004-10-12 12:19:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Perplexd (user info) at 2004-10-11 13:12:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
bwahahaha
Submitted by chameleon (user info) at 2004-10-11 08:07:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ERROR
Insufficient memory
please try again
Submitted by cheesedick (user info) at 2004-10-11 08:01:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I cried with laughter
Submitted by titmouse (user info) at 2004-10-11 07:57:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LAJ (laugh at jesus)
Submitted by Skillet <junkmail.at.travellitheband.com> at 2004-10-09 00:46:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
anyone else notice how close this looks to Jonukah's pic in "If i come now, will it be too soon?"
Submitted by dedbabydoll (user info) at 2004-10-08 21:39:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This made me lol. Nothing does that. :I :I :D
Submitted by queenoftheramen (user info) at 2004-10-08 03:48:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AHAHAAHAHAHA.
*wipes tear from eye*
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-10-07 06:16:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What some gay-assed french people had to say about this:
"Je sais pas si quelqu´un a déjà donné l´adresse ici, mais je trouve cette page marrante alors voilà :
http://www.ubersite.com/m/46896"
"très bien merci !"
"HAHA ! ! putain c tro marant ! chui tj en train de mourir de rire la ! !!"
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-10-06 23:27:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this deserves an absolutely perfect rating... jesus at climax, oh man...
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-10-06 19:08:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Must rate this again.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2004-10-06 18:57:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-10-06 17:52:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OH MY FUCKING GOD
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-10-06 13:13:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Another +2 for B@W.
Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-10-06 11:58:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
when masterbation gets old...
Submitted by kok <erko.at.hou.com> at 2004-10-06 11:09:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by ben <asdf.at.asdf.com> at 2004-10-06 11:08:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-10-06 06:25:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I want to play Sim 2!
Submitted by Therighteouswicked (user info) at 2004-10-06 04:06:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
cool.
Submitted by Zod (user info) at 2004-10-06 02:28:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Amazing.
Submitted by sirius lives at 2004-10-06 00:18:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
better luck next time with a non offensive and partially funny article. Bored at work needs to tune their standards
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-10-05 23:44:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by mxc_jwebber (user info) at 2004-10-05 23:41:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Please use the Racist Bart picture when making Bart. This would be hilarious.
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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-10-04 13:59:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
Wiggles, I may have to add shandy and apollo in as roommates.
Vermin shall be a challenge since no one knows what he looks like.
So far I have Loren, Nicole, Razor, firefly, bart, Jonukah, loki, Sideburns, Fetish, and a few others.
I haven't even begun the architecture of Ubersite city
Submitted by mxc_jwebber (user info) at 2004-10-05 23:37:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ditto.
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Submitted by Chief_Rugger (user info) at 2004-10-05 12:09:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
add me on man, it should be easy to do a reverend character. I'll post a camwhore pic after the 15th, $ be tight.
Submitted by catscradle (user info) at 2004-10-05 19:38:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why oh why did you not work this in to Ubermadness?
Submitted by skaville (user info) at 2004-10-05 18:23:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No sir I didn't like it !
Submitted by Don_Megga (user info) at 2004-10-05 15:29:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fucking histerical.
i'll buy 3 copies of sim jesus. 1 to play, 1 to wear around my neck, and 1 to throw at some old people.
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2004-10-05 14:55:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow, well done professor fuckface.
Submitted by jonukah (user info) at 2004-10-05 14:51:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Buck-Futter!
Submitted by dirtyweedjie (user info) at 2004-10-05 12:14:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Take THAT, ya cathlolic bastards! Three cheers for the boys in blue!
Submitted by Chief_Rugger (user info) at 2004-10-05 12:09:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
add me on man, it should be easy to do a reverend character. I'll post a camwhore pic after the 15th, $ be tight.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2004-10-05 09:54:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by mxc_jwebber (user info) at 2004-10-05 04:12:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Jesus at climax. Not shown: the 5 seconds of humping it took Jesus to reach such a stage."
By then, I was already laughing hard.
"When they died, Mary-Kate Olsen came to collect their souls. I am not sure what she does with them, but she sure as hell doesn't eat them."
You came so extremely close to making me mess my pants there.
Good show, Prof. Fuckface!
Submitted by Vermin (user info) at 2004-10-05 02:43:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Vermin shall be a challenge since no one knows what he looks like.
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/35626
Submitted by Vermin (user info) at 2004-10-05 02:41:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahah, B@W, awesome.
Submitted by Lady_in_the_radiator (user info) at 2004-10-05 01:05:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I laughed so hard I died and went to hell because I laughed at Jesus.
Submitted by tubby at 2004-10-04 23:41:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wow, i am a pretty religious guy myself and couldnt help but laugh my ass off the entire time. See you in hell!
Submitted by Quasiplasmohedron (user info) at 2004-10-04 23:23:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-10-04 23:17:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ptl
Submitted by someone (user info) at 2004-10-04 21:30:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-10-04 13:59:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
Wiggles, I may have to add shandy and apollo in as roommates.
Vermin shall be a challenge since no one knows what he looks like.
So far I have Loren, Nicole, Razor, firefly, bart, Jonukah, loki, Sideburns, Fetish, and a few others.
I haven't even begun the architecture of Ubersite city
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Hilarious post, but this made me laugh harder.
Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2004-10-04 20:24:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Can I be in somebody's sim city? I really don't care how.
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2004-10-04 19:51:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Sekeeth (user info) at 2004-10-04 19:46:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well played.
Submitted by GhostWriter (user info) at 2004-10-04 18:26:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GREAT job
Submitted by Gnome (user info) at 2004-10-04 18:00:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this rules my pants.
no kidding.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2004-10-04 17:52:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahaha
good show
Submitted by great_angst (user info) at 2004-10-04 17:49:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by geeohcities (user info) at 2004-10-04 17:39:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hilarious. Very well done, that made me laugh.
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-10-04 16:37:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-10-04 15:22:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
BRILLIANT!
Firefly and I are working on a Sims2 Ubersite City.
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I call being the giant cat!
Wha?!... No giant cat?
I guess I'll settle for being a pet. Be prepared to find crap in your shoes.
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2004-10-04 16:01:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AhHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa...
...HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-10-04 15:32:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HA!
Razor's stealing my idea!
Just for that I'm going to have your daughter taken away by social services, Jer.
Submitted by Stauquin (user info) at 2004-10-04 15:28:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-10-04 15:22:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BRILLIANT!
Firefly and I are working on a Sims2 Ubersite City.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-10-04 15:14:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-10-04 14:36:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sweetness.
now try and do one of these with doom 3, professor.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-10-04 14:26:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-10-04 13:59:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
Wiggles, I may have to add shandy and apollo in as roommates.
Vermin shall be a challenge since no one knows what he looks like.
So far I have Loren, Nicole, Razor, firefly, bart, Jonukah, loki, Sideburns, Fetish, and a few others.
I haven't even begun the architecture of Ubersite city yet.
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Nice post.
Poly... are you fucking kidding me?
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-10-04 14:12:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
POLY, you better fuckin' put me in your Sims city thing.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-10-04 13:59:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wiggles, I may have to add shandy and apollo in as roommates.
Vermin shall be a challenge since no one knows what he looks like.
So far I have Loren, Nicole, Razor, firefly, bart, Jonukah, loki, Sideburns, Fetish, and a few others.
I haven't even begun the architecture of Ubersite city yet.
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2004-10-04 13:56:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Kudos.
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-10-04 13:56:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus's O-face looked just like Jonukah's.
Submitted by migunbog (user info) at 2004-10-04 13:52:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn...that was the single funniest thing I have seen since Hustler´s cartoons on Jerry Falwell!
Submitted by zxcvvcxz (user info) at 2004-10-04 13:49:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
apologies.
Submitted by zxcvvcxz (user info) at 2004-10-04 13:49:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
goddamnit. +2
Submitted by zxcvvcxz (user info) at 2004-10-04 13:46:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
excellent.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-10-04 13:40:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AJ, who is being included in the UberSims?
Users that must be included other than the standard MVA people, in order to make it interesting:
Shandy, Apollo, lojope, Vermin, and Kristyswan
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-10-04 13:15:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was sweet.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-10-04 12:32:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The "No dice" reminds me of Steven Tyler.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-10-04 12:11:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh well. This is my first experience with a most heated post, and here come the ubermadness entries to rape it of its steaming glory.....
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-10-04 12:02:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-10-04 10:52:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Brilliant.
I've been working on an Ubersite version of the Sims.
I'll have to change the way that Jonukah looks because I made him look exactly like Jesus...
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-10-04 09:51:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, right. It's already on B@W.
*palm connects with forehead*
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-10-04 09:50:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This deliciously blasphemous work of art deserves a place on the Bored at Work™ line of merchandising.
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2004-10-04 09:34:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have no words.,
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2004-10-04 07:53:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That is possibly one of the funniest things Ive ever seen... let alone the funniest on Uber.
Congrats.
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2004-10-04 07:20:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hah, that was quite funny. You're probably going to hell. Same as me since I laughed... Well, I didn't, but I was laughing on the inside.
Congrats on B@W
Submitted by dudette (user info) at 2004-10-04 06:44:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy shit, that was hilarious
Submitted by BlinkSparky (user info) at 2004-10-04 06:10:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
champagne....oh sorry only stuck up french cunts can use that word now.... gold
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-10-04 05:56:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Congrats on B@W fuckface.
Submitted by Amusingly_shaped_semen_stain (user info) at 2004-10-04 05:33:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good stuff!
Submitted by Sacrew (user info) at 2004-10-04 05:08:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
speechless.
actually, I'm not.
Jesus at Climax = best image EVAR!!1!11!!1111!
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2004-10-04 02:53:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Poor Jesus... always bullied on B@W. Oh, well! It's funny as all hell!
Plus, in those purple Skivvies, Jesus got back.
Submitted by PWNstar (user info) at 2004-10-04 02:41:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
freaking awesome
Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-10-04 02:34:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is it just me, or does it look like the chick in the fire picture has a horrible case of gas?
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-10-04 02:25:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This should really be a perfect two.
Submitted by Vermin (user info) at 2004-10-04 02:14:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHHA, this was a hundred times better then the SA Sims thing. Good fucking job!
Submitted by SpikeGoddess (user info) at 2004-10-03 23:50:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pure Uber Gold.
Submitted by MOssiah (user info) at 2004-10-03 23:38:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-10-03 23:28:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Very freaking funny!
Submitted by Spookster (user info) at 2004-10-03 23:24:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The Israeli Bunch alone was worth the +2.
Submitted by lush (user info) at 2004-10-03 23:15:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-10-03 23:06:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by tlozoot (user info) at 2004-10-03 14:11:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
UberMadness...shit.
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It should be pretty good. If I end up submitting my ubermadness entry for this round it will be just plain text anyway.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-10-03 22:00:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-03 21:57:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The Mary Kate Olsen joke did it for me. Those never do me wrong.
Submitted by Jaineix (user info) at 2004-10-03 21:52:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just got the Sims2 as well, and you're right. Repackaged, and minor updating for graphics. Still a decent game and my wife likes it, so I didn't get in trouble for spending the money on a new game. You know, now I have to make the Lucifer family...hmm....
Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2004-10-03 21:48:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"she sure as hell doesn't eat them"
AHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-10-03 21:36:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
GODDAMMIT YOU PEOPLE BETTER STOP MAKING ME DEPRESSED BECAUSE I CAN'T PLAY THAT GAME!
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-10-03 17:33:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
More! I demand more, goddammit!
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-10-03 17:21:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Nobb (user info) at 2004-10-03 17:10:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Sounsexy00 (user info) at 2004-10-03 16:54:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I laughed until the Mary-Kate Olsen comment...
Submitted by Millie_Grace (user info) at 2004-10-03 16:52:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
brilliant
Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2004-10-03 16:39:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W
No doubt in my mind.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-10-03 15:51:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
awesome i love the sims
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2004-10-03 15:39:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That was awesome.
Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-10-03 15:21:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
..<light bulb barely flickering on like an old prison movie when someone got the "ole Sparky">.......Understand now........Thanks Gibster
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-10-03 15:18:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Sepsis (user info) at 2004-10-03 15:04:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
..hilarious..
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-10-03 15:04:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-10-03 14:36:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
If this isn't B@W than I'm gonna leave my house with the oven on.
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Pardon me for my moment of retardation, but what the hell does B@W mean?
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http://www.boredatwork.com/
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-10-03 14:59:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-10-03 14:55:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
By the way, it's about time you started posting again.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-10-03 14:55:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Picture of Jesus Christ plunging his toilet, wearing only tiger-print undies? Check.
Picture of Christ's O-face? Check.
Plus two? Check.
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2004-10-03 14:42:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeehaw!
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-10-03 14:36:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahahaha! I really need to get the Sims 2.
Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-10-03 14:36:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If this isn't B@W than I'm gonna leave my house with the oven on.
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Pardon me for my moment of retardation, but what the hell does B@W mean?
Submitted by Freakmagnet (user info) at 2004-10-03 14:32:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If this isn't B@W than I'm gonna leave my house with the oven on.
Submitted by girlreporter (user info) at 2004-10-03 14:31:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
holy hell....
Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2004-10-03 14:30:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by tlozoot (user info) at 2004-10-03 14:11:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
UberMadness...shit.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-10-03 13:19:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FUCKING B@W..
..and nothing else. Awesome!
Submitted by heightzguy (user info) at 2004-10-03 12:18:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
awesome man
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-10-03 12:13:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted to B@W.
Submitted by Arm_The_Homeless (user info) at 2004-10-03 12:08:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by ShotgunMessiah at 2004-10-03 11:45:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking Brilliant
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-10-03 11:39:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Once Jesus was plunging the toilet, I knew this would be worthwhile.
Once Jesus decked the girl, I knew it this would be awesome.
Submitted by queensowntalia (user info) at 2004-10-03 11:39:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*falls off chair laughing*
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-10-03 11:30:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this changed my life
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-10-03 10:36:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is Bored at Work material. Fucking hilarious dude.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2004-10-03 10:29:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SimAwesome.
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-10-03 10:16:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-10-03 09:33:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Gold.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-10-03 09:33:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fuckin hilarious
Submitted by Awko (user info) at 2004-10-03 09:26:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I peed when I saw Jesus' O-face.
Submitted by Ex_Lux_Astrum (user info) at 2004-10-03 09:23:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Gee, I think I saw this show. Doesn't it come on right after the 700 Club, and Davey and Goliath ??
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-10-03 08:46:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Suprisingly, that was absolutely hilarious.
Submitted by Xile (user info) at 2004-10-03 08:26:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2004-10-03 08:25:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thank you and good night?
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-10-03 08:23:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Very nice.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-10-03 08:19:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
'discuss'