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Category: Graphics

Rating: 1.64 on 45 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by gibberish (View user info) at 2004-10-03 10:36:30 EDT


I bet you wish you had one of these keychains too.





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Submitted by boringwhiteboy (user info) at 2005-04-05 14:51:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

this is some funny shit....can you get me one?


Submitted by Duke_Diggler (user info) at 2005-04-05 14:38:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ahahahhah


Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-10-05 23:30:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

New MsPaint in about 6 hours.

Just so you know.

Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2004-10-05 07:54:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

How has this post accumulated so many +2's? Seriously, it's not worthy.

Gib, there's lots of your posts worthy of positive 2's, however, this isn't one of them.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-10-04 19:29:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

so fucking sell it to me!!! canadian money is cute, with many colors.

Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2004-10-04 14:00:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hi guys id like to introduce you all to your new background.

desktop icons, meet cockman, cockman, meet desktop icons.

Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-10-04 11:52:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-10-04 10:43:54 (#)
Ranking: 2

will you sell it?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

As much as I love this thing, it's getting tempting.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-10-04 10:43:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

will you sell it?

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-10-04 05:27:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'll give you £10 for it.

£10 is worth $1,000,000,000,000,000

last I heard.



Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-10-04 05:01:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'll give you 13 for it

Fuck you chippo

Submitted by Jo_of_the_golden_P (user info) at 2004-10-04 02:00:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I want it.

Submitted by heightzguy (user info) at 2004-10-03 20:12:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-10-03 20:01:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Bahaha, that kicks ass.

Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-10-03 19:33:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

funny

Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-10-03 19:30:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hes holding a water bong and has a penis stockade on his belt. You put your balls in the holders and stick your cock through the big one. It keeps you errect for minutes.

Submitted by CoreaPeekay (user info) at 2004-10-03 19:13:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

LOL!

+2 for penile health

Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2004-10-03 18:59:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Method: 10?

Fuck that, i'll give you 12


Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-10-03 18:21:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

envy you i do

Submitted by Ex_Lux_Astrum (user info) at 2004-10-03 17:00:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Nice cock-ring, dude.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-10-03 16:23:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'll give you 10.

Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2004-10-03 16:19:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'd give you five bucks for that.


BIDDING WAR

Submitted by Pacifist248 (user info) at 2004-10-03 16:00:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Look at his buff arms...we know what he's been doing.

Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-10-03 15:50:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Commie_bastard (user info) at 2004-10-03 15:42:08 (#)
Ranking: 2

Can I buy it?

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How much?

Submitted by Commie_bastard (user info) at 2004-10-03 15:42:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Can I buy it?

Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-10-03 15:38:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I have to say...given the delicate state of my testicles ...It HAS to hurt like a bitch when he runs anywhere?

Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-10-03 15:38:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I have to say...given the delicate state of my testicles ...It HAS to hurt like I bitch when he runs anywhere?

Submitted by Spookster (user info) at 2004-10-03 15:21:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

It looks kinda like hes' holding a fleshlight....




















What?!?

Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2004-10-03 15:05:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You know I do!

Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2004-10-03 15:04:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2004-10-03 14:53:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Are you shittin' me? This is kickass? I think not. However, heres a +1 'cos i smiled.

Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2004-10-03 14:42:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Zod (user info) at 2004-10-03 14:32:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I wish my penis had hands. Then he could get himself off, and I could just sit there with my hands behind my head, reaping the benefits.

Submitted by sketch9 (user info) at 2004-10-03 14:10:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

whoops, meant to +2

Submitted by sketch9 (user info) at 2004-10-03 14:10:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

this is beautiful. what the fuck is on that cock's belt?

Submitted by GhostWriter (user info) at 2004-10-03 13:53:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

rofl win

Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-10-03 12:58:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fucking hilarious.

Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-10-03 12:49:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

...and I thought Batman had a cool belt.

Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-10-03 12:24:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

My uncle got this keychain from a doctor who invented some sort of "penis vacuum" device, so I'm assuming that's what he's holding.

Yeah, a penis vacuum.

Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-10-03 12:17:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

what is hanging off of his belt and what is he holding in his hand.



Submitted by ShotgunMessiah at 2004-10-03 11:39:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Where can I find one, I'd pay big bucks for it.

Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-10-03 11:37:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

...

Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-10-03 11:36:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Dude, I would pay so much for that.

Submitted by steph (user info) at 2004-10-03 11:28:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Where's mine?

Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-10-03 11:17:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Goddammit, I want one of these too!

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-10-03 11:16:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/46897


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