A list of gay songs! (7091 hits)
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Submitted by KoolMang (View user info) at 2004-10-03 10:43:45 EDT
1) "Swing, swing" - All American Rejects.
2) Any song by AFI.
3) Every song off of "Gravity" - Out Lady Peace.
4) Any song Blink 182 has ever made.
5) Any song Finger Eleven has ever made.
6) Thornley, continuous.
7) Every song shown on MuchMusic.
8) Every song by Simple Plan
9) Every song by Sum41
10) EVERY song by Good Charlotte (I must admit, though, they're good at attracting airheaded hot high school chicks!)
11) Any song by the Lost Prophets.
12) Modest Mou-ah, fuck it, let's categorize it as "New Rock".
13) Any song by Billy Talent
14) "Alter Bridge", because I liked Creed and they fucked it up now with some blond swinger dude.
15) Default - they wrote a few good songs at the beginning, then lost tune because they don't know how to tune ANYTHING!
16) Any song by Hoobastank, I had a friend who bought the album, he didn't even listen to it yet! That's how much they suck!
17) THE BEATLES - HOW THE FUCK DO PEOPLE LIKE THEM? THEY'RE GEARED TOWARDS GIRLS, NOT GUYS! JESUS CHRIST!
A list of heterosexual songs!
1) Any song by Metallica, excluding their "St.Anger" album.
2) Korn.
3) Nirvana, because Kurt Cobain is a God.
4) Audioslave produces awesome bass!
5) Linkin Park. (hcp28 likes them because he's a Gook)
6) Andrew W.K, because I like the dirty image he presents, he reminds me of my best friend.
7) Loreena McKennitt has a loverly voice.
8) Creed, because it makes me want to kill myself, which is a good thing!
9) Any music I like is GOOD music, until I think it's gay, then #18 starts.
Here's a picture of America's favorite swingers!
User Reviews
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-08-08 21:03:19 EDT (#)
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This dipshit MUST have the lowest reviews per post in history!
Submitted by BadASCII (user info) at 2007-01-08 15:15:00 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-12 23:43:26 EDT (#)
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+2 for being a fellow Nirvana fan.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-06-20 15:53:10 EDT (#)
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Historical +0. Last Koolmang post.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2006-01-06 19:49:01 EST (#)
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banned forever hahaha what a loser
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2005-12-11 15:52:11 EST (#)
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Yeah, whatever did happen to Fetish? I don't even remember him being banned, just kind of fading into Uber history like the rest of us someday, I suppose.
Anyway, this is still 0 worthy.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-11-15 20:52:39 EST (#)
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Poor Koolmang...all but forgotten in Ubersite history. Is he around still under some other name? Is IHAKF doing the same? Who knows.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-07-02 22:12:17 EDT (#)
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Everything you ever wanted to know about KoolMang
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0!!!!!!!
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-01-30 06:36:07 EST (#)
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Even the not gay songs are hardcore gay.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-01-30 06:34:59 EST (#)
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Did I read this right?! Jesus Christ, what the fuck was I thinking?!
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2004-12-03 13:37:50 EST (#)
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I agree with most of it, although Korn is pretty lame...
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2004-11-17 18:44:11 EST (#)
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Everything you ever wanted to know about KoolMang
User id: 3959
Registered on or around: 2003-12-01 00:07:59
# Messages posted: 452
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199991
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2004-11-10 15:41:09 EST (#)
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dude i think you need help
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-10-11 15:01:59 EDT (#)
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Koolmang is BACK!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/47986
Submitted by UlfGabe (user info) at 2004-10-08 00:57:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2004-10-07 12:01:19 (#)
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1) Any song by Metallica, excluding their "St.Anger" album.
2) Korn.
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If only there were a negative four button...
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2004-10-07 11:59:32 (#)
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"Kurt Cobain is a God."
And another....
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2004-10-07 11:58:35 (#)
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"I liked Creed and..."
Instant -2 right there. How can you make a list of gay songs and then say you liked Creed? That would be like John Frusciante calling Hendrix a drug fiend.
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motion seconded!
FUCK SHITTY BANDS
Submitted by xenon (user info) at 2004-10-07 12:23:02 EDT (#)
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sigh
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2004-10-07 12:17:26 EDT (#)
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What makes the Beatles so fucking untouchable? One word against them and you're the most ignorant fuck online! I have mixed feelings on them. I respect the hell out of them for their work and their successful quest for worldwide poon. I don't like all their music but I do respect them. Andrew W.K. is such a dumbass. His music is awful and sophomoric but he's a riot to watch. He's straight up entertainment. Everything has been said about Creed so far, so I'll pipe down about that.
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2004-10-07 12:01:19 EDT (#)
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1) Any song by Metallica, excluding their "St.Anger" album.
2) Korn.
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If only there were a negative four button...
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2004-10-07 11:59:32 EDT (#)
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"Kurt Cobain is a God."
And another....
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2004-10-07 11:58:35 EDT (#)
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"I liked Creed and..."
Instant -2 right there. How can you make a list of gay songs and then say you liked Creed? That would be like John Frusciante calling Hendrix a drug fiend.
Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2004-10-07 01:48:15 EDT (#)
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well i may not agree with what you say, i will defend to the death your right to say it
Submitted by Pringles4eva (user info) at 2004-10-07 01:36:55 EDT (#)
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-2 for you and -2 for all you assholes that like Modest Mouse because of their new album.
Get 'everywhere and his nasty parlour tricks' and get back to me, bitches.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-10-05 16:36:08 EDT (#)
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they are pop groups with guitars
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-10-05 16:35:12 EDT (#)
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linkin park is the shittiest band ever(i dont consider simple plan etc. bands)
Submitted by geofroley (user info) at 2004-10-05 16:34:47 EDT (#)
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Modest Mouse is excellent.
Submitted by JonnyBoy (user info) at 2004-10-05 16:25:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Banned_KoolMang (user info) at 2004-10-05 16:14:25 EDT (#)
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I'm back!
Submitted by CoreaPeekay (user info) at 2004-10-05 12:49:51 EDT (#)
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1) Any song by Metallica, excluding their "St.Anger" album.
Wtf no shit.
2) Korn.
Korn = die. The fucked up Another Brick by pink floyd.
3) Nirvana, because Kurt Cobain is a God.
Kurt cobain was a faggot, as well as a pussy. Horrible.
4) Audioslave produces awesome bass!
Barharhar Soundgarden were better.
5) Linkin Park. (hcp28 likes them because he's a Gook)
Homoeroticism at its best.
6) Andrew W.K, because I like the dirty image he presents, he reminds me of my best friend.
Fuck that guy sucks^
7) Loreena McKennitt has a loverly voice.
Duno who the fuck she is.
8) Creed, because it makes me want to kill myself, which is a good thing!
Barharhar the guy from creed actually tune his guitar so he could use one finger to fret an entire barre chord. Lazy son of a bitch. Creed are pussies that try to sound heavy. wtf die.
9) Any music I like is GOOD music, until I think it's gay, then #18 starts.
^ duno.
The first koolmang post i've -2ed.
peener
Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2004-10-05 08:45:55 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAHAHA!!! You got banned! You can't even access your account you stupid bastard! Muwhahaha!
Submitted by momma_mij (user info) at 2004-10-05 06:14:16 EDT (#)
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so why do you know all the gay songs? you're so fucking gay.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-10-05 06:07:27 EDT (#)
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AHAHAHAHAHAH!!
So long you fuck.
Submitted by Natalia_Everitt (user info) at 2004-10-04 17:51:46 EDT (#)
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12) Modest Mou-ah, fuck it, let's categorize it as "New Rock".
17) THE BEATLES - HOW THE FUCK DO PEOPLE LIKE THEM? THEY'RE GEARED TOWARDS GIRLS, NOT GUYS! JESUS CHRIST!
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I like the Beatles, they introduced a new sound and wrote excellent pop tunes. I also like Modest Mouse...
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3) Nirvana, because Kurt Cobain is a God.
5) Linkin Park. (hcp28 likes them because he's a Gook)
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I agree with you concerning Kurt Cobain, but Linkin Park are teh gayest fuckers.
Submitted by Orange-San (user info) at 2004-10-04 17:34:15 EDT (#)
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mang you speak nothing but the truth
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-10-04 11:07:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2004-10-04 01:38:27 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-10-03 11:06:44 (#)
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I like AFI, Blink-182, Simple Plan, Sum 41, and Hoobastank.
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Yes, Spiral. And this is why you have no friends.
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I probably have more than you, fuckhead.
Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2004-10-04 10:58:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You don't have any friends.
Submitted by Supreme_Overlord (user info) at 2004-10-04 07:50:07 EDT (#)
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Hoobastank... well at least they tell you in their name that they suck!
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-10-04 04:54:53 EDT (#)
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All american rejects are good.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2004-10-04 01:38:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-10-03 11:06:44 (#)
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I like AFI, Blink-182, Simple Plan, Sum 41, and Hoobastank.
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Yes, Spiral. And this is why you have no friends.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-10-04 01:31:55 EDT (#)
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-2 for liking Creed.
+2 for liking Lorrena McKinnett! (I would have never pegged you for a Celtic Folk type of guy.)
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-10-04 01:29:21 EDT (#)
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fuck creed.
monster magnet is where the rock is.
Submitted by Jo_of_the_golden_P (user info) at 2004-10-04 01:16:02 EDT (#)
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-2 because you like Creed.
Submitted by hyp0luxa (user info) at 2004-10-04 01:06:39 EDT (#)
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Linkin Park is cool, but Modest Mouse is ghey?
Come on now...
Submitted by rpdb1111 (user info) at 2004-10-04 00:17:38 EDT (#)
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Alas, mind is terrible thing to waste. Ladies (and admiring gents) out there...not all men are stupid, but most of us, because we can (you allow it), do a damned fine job of acting that way! Love us anyway!!
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-10-04 00:13:19 EDT (#)
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It's Sunday night and I have two mid-terms Tuesday and I am drunk instead of studying
Submitted by opigovgod (user info) at 2004-10-04 00:08:49 EDT (#)
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I dont agree with much of the shit you were spouting in that..
Sure the MOST of the first songs were not what i call music BUT then you go and say linkin park rule? linkin park of all people...sheesh
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-10-03 23:48:18 EDT (#)
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I knew that you were, koolmang.
I knew it all along.
You sick freak.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-10-03 21:20:48 EDT (#)
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Dude! Have you ever heard the White Album? Definitely not "geared towards girls".
The Beatles are great. Just because their image was meant to attract girls at first doesn't mean they didn't eventually become talented.
All of their albums from Rubber Soul until they broke up are fantastic. Even Let It Be.
Submitted by Thored (user info) at 2004-10-03 20:07:31 EDT (#)
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So true. Gotta give it to you. You just crossed the line with Trashing the beatles, and recomending Creed.
It's not that I hated creed, its the fact I wanted them to stop making ablums.
Submitted by Plap (user info) at 2004-10-03 17:26:44 EDT (#)
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-2 for Linkin Park. Korn also suck, It's just a bunch of guys making noise. You have about as much music taste as a VJ on MTV.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-10-03 17:11:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2004-10-03 16:18:57 (#)
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http://www.youhavebadtasteinmusic.com/
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AAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
THAT WAS GOOD SHIT, I WATCHED EVERY VIDEO!
Submitted by checkyourmail (user info) at 2004-10-03 17:02:45 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Sounsexy00 (user info) at 2004-10-03 17:02:41 EDT (#)
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So... basically anything emo or that you don't like.
I'm not a Good Charlotte fan either, but, well, that doesn't make them gay....
By the way, I've found that most homosexuals are actually better musicians than raging heterosexuals like yourself.
-Hadley
Too ra loo rah/
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-10-03 16:40:55 EDT (#)
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You bash the Beatles AND recommend Creed and Linkin Park? Pssh.
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2004-10-03 16:18:57 EDT (#)
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http://www.youhavebadtasteinmusic.com/
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2004-10-03 16:13:34 EDT (#)
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Linkin Park, Creed, and Andrew WK make some of the most generically shitty music that has ever been created in the history of sound.
And just because the Beatles started out as a heartthrob band doesn't mean that they didn't evolve into the most creative band of all time.
Submitted by The_Nipper <sannies_ted.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-10-03 16:11:35 EDT (#)
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I couldn't agree more with you. Beatles were just the first boy band. Those fags
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-10-03 16:00:20 EDT (#)
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good taste
Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-10-03 16:00:08 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Steve <Steve.at.dogeit.com> at 2004-10-03 15:52:42 EDT (#)
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You're a fucking moron
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-10-03 15:51:40 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2004-10-03 15:43:01 EDT (#)
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Agreed. 1-17 need to rot in hell. Metallica Kicks Ass.
Submitted by mental_zoi at 2004-10-03 15:29:50 EDT (#)
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Dude, your taste in music SUCKS, if you even call that taste.
Go live your pathetic life and stop criticizing other peoples
musical likes unless they listen to crap like britney, n'sync,
and other crap like that. if they listen to that you should
mock them other wise don't talk about music that you have no
idea about.
Submitted by girlGeorge at 2004-10-03 15:19:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh yeah...Depeche Mode is boss
Submitted by girlgeorge at 2004-10-03 15:17:05 EDT (#)
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Speaking of Nirvana...Did you know Amy Lee(chick from Evanescence) re-did "Heart Shaped Box"? I hate that bitch
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2004-10-03 15:12:17 EDT (#)
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It's so telling that you listen to Linkin Park and Creed. So, so telling.
You deserve this -2 not only because your taste sucks, but because this post was a waste of my anger.
Modest Mouse is good damnit.
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-10-03 13:10:07 EDT (#)
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This was right until you mentioned the beatles.
5 and 8 are extremely lame
linkin park has the weakest lyrics ever
5) Linkin Park. (hcp28 likes them because he's a Gook)
8) Creed, because it makes me want to kill myself, which is a good thing!
Submitted by Pingu (user info) at 2004-10-03 13:06:19 EDT (#)
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You uhh, mock The Beatles and praise Linkin Park? BAHAHAHA. Is Linkin Park bigger than The Beatles? I think not. Do The Beatles play whiny killmyself emo? I think not. You sir, make me chortle!
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-10-03 12:59:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-10-03 11:29:07 (#)
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AFI is ok. everything else is horrible.
I have a lot of respect for Korn, even if they are so-so.
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Soooo.... you still have respect for them after "word up"? Come on... It's embarrassing.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-10-03 12:37:25 EDT (#)
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Don't see how you're classifying Modest Mouse as new rock. They're more like new alternative than anything else. But can we really trust your opinions when you can't at least recognize the simplicity and beauty of The Beatles?
Submitted by heightzguy (user info) at 2004-10-03 12:34:03 EDT (#)
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I counted 26 gay songs.
Submitted by someone (user info) at 2004-10-03 12:23:29 EDT (#)
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AFI fucking kicks ass. In my opinion, they should be getting credit for jumpstarting rock again, as oppossed to
those queer bags The Darkness. The lead singer of AFI does everything the darkness singer tries to do, except
it doesnt actually cause your ears to bleed.
Submitted by project_nessa (user info) at 2004-10-03 12:11:27 EDT (#)
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You have a shitty-ass taste for music. You ripped on the Beatles, come on, man. Get a hold of yourself.
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2004-10-03 11:39:39 EDT (#)
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Andrew WK came to play at my school last year. Given his music and concert design and such, I was figuring he would be either cool as shit but kind of dark and such, or a complete asshole and weird as hell. He was one of the nicest guys we've ever had come perform, and if I had just met him without knowing who he was or why he was there, I would have thought he was there to sell chocolates for a church fundraiser or something. Very mellow, very articulate, funny as hell, soft spoken. One of the most interesting people ever.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-10-03 11:29:07 EDT (#)
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AFI is ok. everything else is horrible.
I have a lot of respect for Korn, even if they are so-so.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-10-03 11:20:10 EDT (#)
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I barely know any of the bands you listed because I don't listen to any music made in the last 5 years. However, #16 and #17 were right on the mark, so +1.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-10-03 11:14:20 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-10-03 11:12:12 EDT (#)
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Stabkill, shouldn't you be finding some sand people to gun down? LOL
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-10-03 11:06:44 EDT (#)
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I like AFI, Blink-182, Simple Plan, Sum 41, and Hoobastank.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-10-03 11:06:33 EDT (#)
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I'm glad you put Creed on there as good and the Beatles as bad....
Poor taste in music you got there....
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-10-03 11:01:48 EDT (#)
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Adam's Song makes me wanna kill myself. Hey, that's a thought, I'll whip it out tonight, and play it!
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-10-03 11:00:43 EDT (#)
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Mostly agree, but...lostprophets rule!
They really made it in America?
And.....well.....I like Blink 182 as well. Adam's Song is emotional stuff.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-10-03 10:56:06 EDT (#)
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The later Beatles stuff was good. The earlier stuff was for girls and therefore, did not entertain me.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-10-03 10:47:51 EDT (#)
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Maybe we'll give them a Purple Heart if they manage to kill hcp28's family in Korea.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-10-03 10:47:22 EDT (#)
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18) any song by depeche mode
19) any song by elton john
20) any song by eminem
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-10-03 10:46:31 EDT (#)
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Everyone on the first list should be drafted and sent to Korea.
Submitted by iloveamerica (user info) at 2004-10-03 10:45:01 EDT (#)
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hahah yes!!!
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-10-03 10:44:22 EDT (#)
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Oh dear, the size of the picture will extend the type-box limit across the screen.