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Gay spinoffs (706 hits)

Category: General

Rating: -0.93 on 17 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by disgruntled (View user info) at 2004-10-03 19:36:53 EDT


I'm sitting in the college computing lab, and there's this gay spinoff asshat sitting next to me. They piss me off for the following reasons:
1) Their hair are engineered to look messed up.
2) They wear rectangular glasses with thick black frames in order to fit in with the retro fashion.
3) They all major in art/theater/multimedia or something equally worthless.
4) They have their tight, engineered to look dirty jeans halfway on their buttcracks
5) They all talk a certain way.
and so on and so forth. But what pisses me off the most about them is that

THEY FUCKING BITCH WAY TOO FUCKING MUCH!

This is a public facility, so you can expect some kind of noise. I'm sitting here, talking to my friend in a low volume when this fucker interrupts us and tells us to quiet down. Later, I was cracking my fingers (which i have only 10 of, and i would've run out of my ammunition pretty quickly) but he felt the need to interject with a polite "No!" I'M NOT YOUR FUCKING DOG, YOU BASTARD SON OF A CRACKHEAD PROSTITUTE!

Geez I wanted to punch him in the face sending his rectangular glasses flying all over the place, but the camera is pointed at us *sigh*

All isn't lost, however, since revenge is a dish best served cold...muhahahaha.

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Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2004-10-04 09:59:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

What revenge? You're going to show this prick up by crackin' your fuckin' knuckles? Why don't you start crackin' some knuckles right into his goddamned face? Oh dear, that's right, the caaa-mer-aaa is watching.. (cue ghostly theremin) woo-OOO-ooo...

Submitted by Supreme_Overlord (user info) at 2004-10-04 09:49:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-10-03 19:58:20 (#)
Ranking: -2

the fact that you have to ask that speaks volumes about your shortage of brain cells.
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Um, I never knew about the knuckle / brain cell connection. I find the concept fascinating. I think the fact that you can't be bothered to explain your asinine statements speaks volumes about the functionality of your monkey brain.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-10-04 06:35:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Amusingly_shaped_semen_stain (user info) at 2004-10-04 06:25:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Whats a gay spinoff?

Is it like a gay fonze?

Submitted by rpdb1111 (user info) at 2004-10-04 01:12:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

...dude, exactly whose being the "drama queen" in this situation...the guy was an jackass, you should've flipped him the bird and moved on with life. What the hell does his major, his boyfriend and his fashion sense (or lack of) have to do with anything? Jerks come is all shapes and sizes!!

Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-10-04 00:43:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

Submitted by lsdeimos (user info) at 2004-10-03 23:17:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Close but no cigar. What you have seen is a pretentious fucktard!

Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2004-10-03 21:21:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

for dissing up us drama and art guys.

We run the world behind the curtains.

Oh, you said drama and art guys.

still.

Submitted by geofroley (user info) at 2004-10-03 21:16:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No one cares.

Submitted by heightzguy (user info) at 2004-10-03 20:00:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

chances are, in 10 years that homo will be your boss ... and will have two houses, 3 cars, a phat ass pay check, and be getting blowjobs everyday from his rich homo boyfriend.

you'll still be sitting there cracking your fingers wishing you could hit him in the face.

yeah, get over it.



Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-10-03 19:58:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

the fact that you have to ask that speaks volumes about your shortage of brain cells.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-10-03 19:57:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Gay people are so... ugh, gay

Submitted by Supreme_Overlord <I own you, no really, I do> at 2004-10-03 19:57:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

What the fuck is wrong with cracking your knuckles?

You know who annoys me most in computer labs, foreigners! I'm not racist but there are always groups of foreigners talking extremely loud and shouting across the lab in their foreign tongue. They think because the Americans can't understand what they are saying, that therefore they can't hear them. I'm sorry but when I'm trying to code I need SOME concentration. Just because I can't understand you doesn't mean I can't hear you yelling.

Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-10-03 19:49:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

you were cracking your fingers? i pretty much hate hipsters but fuck, i would've backed him up on this one.

Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-10-03 19:42:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

3) They all major in art/theater/multimedia or something equally worthless.


Well majoring in art, etc. IS worthless, I'll give ya that.

Gib= animation major.

Submitted by humor_me (user info) at 2004-10-03 19:39:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Quit your bitching.

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-10-03 19:38:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

People bitch. Get over it.


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