Im a Conformist. (578 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -1.6 on 18 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Justin <domonator1.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-10-03 19:58:38 EDT
Alright, I'm new to this, so feel free to flame me.
Anyways, I hop on the bus the other day, what is supposed to be another daily trip, when two Goths decide they want to hop on the bus and sit next to me. Fine. I'll sit next to your bullshit, as long as I don't need to hear your views on life, and why society is kicking you in the balls. ( Or the area in which they should be ) No, No. He wasn't about to talk to someone, who just wanted a reason to kick his ass. So I was going to talk to him.
"Does dressing like an Idiot make you feel special?" I bluntly asked him. He replied with the swiftest and most intelligent thing he could at the time. "Because, im not a conformist".
Now that I have been labeled a "conformist" I started to think.
According to Mr. Webster, hes a conformist too.
con·form·ist
n.
A person who uncritically or habitually conforms to the customs, rules, or styles of a group.
Conforming to the Rules, Customs, or Styles of a group? Jesus Christ, Those Goth's are so cool. They never "habitually conform to the customs, rules, or styles of a group." Thats why the dark "Gothic" clothing seems so fresh and original. God, and the fact they ALL listen to Marlyn Manson, I mean, how individualistic is that! The fact is, Goths all dress the same, act the same, and throw us the same bullshit opinions about depression and life being horrible.
The next person who calls me a "conformist" is getting laughed at, because the only people conforming these days, are the goths themselves.
By the way, if your a goth, and you whine, have fun. Nobody cares.
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User Reviews
Submitted by Lady_in_the_radiator (user info) at 2004-10-25 01:56:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh yeah. -2.
Submitted by Lady_in_the_radiator (user info) at 2004-10-25 01:55:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Haiku:
Only Linkin' Park
Understands your pain. So please,
Go kill your parents.
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2004-10-25 01:46:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I listen to MARILYN Manson, and I'm not goth. Does that make me an Unconformist? Most "goth" people dress the way they do for attention because they have nothing better to do. This post could have been better, but it wasn't.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-10-04 10:54:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
agreed
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-10-04 08:32:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
sigh
Submitted by lsdeimos (user info) at 2004-10-03 23:19:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
mmmmm a bunch of non-conformists conforming. Gotta love that ;)
Submitted by planeterik (user info) at 2004-10-03 23:15:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-10-03 21:34:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2004-10-03 21:13:22 (#)
Ranking: -2
i, must, agree, with, your, point, dip, shit,
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hahahahaha
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-10-03 21:19:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 DIE.
Cunt.
Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2004-10-03 21:13:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i, must, agree, with, your, point, dip, shit,
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Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-10-03 21:13:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
wow, what an original thought.
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-10-03 21:07:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Are you serious? Goths are conformist?
Wow! You are the next Freud or Newton or Einstein. NOBODY would have thought of this one by themselves.
Holy shit, you're stupid.
And stop using so many commas.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2004-10-03 20:41:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Honestly, why should anyone care about this stuff? If someone wants to dress all 'Goth' just let them be. If you go around picking fights with everyone, you're gonna get your ass handed to you sooner or later. Just let it go, no one really cares.
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-10-03 20:19:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you are like the unique snowflake that I wish to eat, but I ate it after it already fell and then realized that a dog peed on it
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-10-03 20:16:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
And I thought you were Sideburns.
Submitted by strangeparadox (user info) at 2004-10-03 20:12:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No. He wasn't about to talk to someone, who just wanted a reason to kick his ass. So I was going to talk to him.
"Does dressing like an Idiot make you feel special?" I bluntly asked him
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i am going to bluntly ask you, "does acting like an Idiot make you feel special?"
heres a -2 for picking fights for no reason other than you have no tolerance for others
plus like they said...its been fucking done.
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-10-03 20:05:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OMFG THIS HAS BEEN DONE BEFORE SO MANY TIMES AND IT'S BEEN DONE BETTER SO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LEAVE YOU GOD DAMN NEWBIE THIS WAS LIKE SOOOOOO UNROFLCOPTER.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-10-03 20:04:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Its been done. To death. Twice. With a hammer.