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Highschool personality types (1086 hits)

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Submitted by Justin Credible <jcredible.at.semiclever.net> (View user info) at 2002-11-12 22:20:23 EST


In the tone of the co-worker personality types, I figured I'd post something pseudo-original and fresh in my mind in light of recent discussions.

1. *Can't think up a clever name* - The guy who would come into class and every sentance begins with "Man, last night I got so.." or "Man, last [day] I got so.." and launch into some bullshit about some drugs they did, greatly exaggerated to the point where it grows increasingly stupid to listen to, but based off stuff they really did do. Generally will not get the hint while you patronize them repeatedly and try to look disintrested. Almost NEVER a good source of drugs at all, they're all just talk and bullshit.

Talking about such shit, every single day is exceedingly pointless, as are the people telling such tales. I've actually been around one of these douchebags while his snorted pills. Ugh. That shit is so fucking dirty. Just acted like a buffoon of course, and would probably tell great tales of the night which he can't remember.


I'll post more in this topic later, I'm pretty stoned and lazy right now. Feel free to contribute.

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Submitted by digdug (user info) at 2006-03-01 18:34:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Justin Credibly lame.

Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-03-01 18:26:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

justin credible? the ECW wrestler?

Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-03-01 18:25:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You forgot the "goth" kid who draws fake cut marks on his wrists in pen and then comes home to Ubersite so as to post shit like this under the pseudonym "Justin Credible."

Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2006-03-01 17:58:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

come back dude, this was just....

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-03-29 07:11:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Trout (user info) at 2004-03-29 06:26:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Aren't you a wrestler?

Submitted by DlESEL (user info) at 2004-03-29 06:17:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=10805574015317385

justin credible? hahaha you dont have the right to call other people douches

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2002-11-19 22:37:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

eminem is a moron


Submitted by hendrixjrr (user info) at 2002-11-15 13:49:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I think anyone who says true dat is stupid whether he be ghetto whitey or ghetto blackie.

Submitted by 88888 (user info) at 2002-11-15 11:32:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You forgot "true dat"
but.. who says those are phrases for non-whites? stupid ass.

they are words, maybe slang, but still words.. and white people can live in the ghetto and talk like that also.. not just non-whites, you dumb ass racist fuck.

what about when I end my posts with "sucka"?
does that mean I'm a "ghetto-whittie"?

I also listen to hip-hop and write lyrics, and produce.. does that mean I'm ghetto-whittie? NO, you stupid ass racist "bee-otch"! (how do ya like that?)

the more people who think in terms of black and white, the more trouble we have. Idiots like you stereotype everything and divide things into black and white..

let me ask you this...(this may raise controversy on it's own, but here goes...) IS EMINEM a "GHETTO-WHITTIE" ?

However, if you are referring to those stupid ass rich boys who act like "they from da hood" then ok.. i'm with ya. :)

sucka,
88888


Submitted by lodnem.at.yahoo.com at 2002-11-13 15:41:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

2. can't think of another word for 'issue' IT worker --

common phrases:

'there was an issue with the printer when it didn't print'
'we resolved that issue, but another issue is keeping us from resolving all issues'

3. Awesome Girls --

common phrases:

'that's awesome'
'you're awesome'
'all my laundry is done, awesome'
'we can just hold eachother in our underwear, it will be awesome'

4. Ghetto Whities --

common phrases:

'i went to the dentist and he busted a cap in me'
'bra, this dope is da shit, fo real..'
'sho nuff'


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