Kerry takes it in the... (981 hits)
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Submitted by Strider <jesseisquite.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-10-04 12:15:13 EDT
If you haven't seen it, this picture is ripe for Photoshopping. Why in the world did Kerry's press people allow this photo to be taken?!
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20041002/capt.sge.oqt20.021004074433.photo00.default-384x289.jpg
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Submitted by strider (user info) at 2004-10-07 18:53:35 EDT (#)
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"He's trying to yank his invisible buddy's balls."
yeah, I'll bet Edwards had just backed away out of the frame of the picture...
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2004-10-07 07:03:08 EDT (#)
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He's trying to yank his invisible buddy's balls.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-10-07 07:02:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shennanigans (user info) at 2004-10-04 12:41:30 (#)
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In recent senate hearings Goatse.cx had this to say about John Kerry:
'He's a tough cookie that John. He can put a XXXXXXX all the way up his XXXXXXXX and then cram XXXXXX XXXXXXX XXXXXXXX without as much as a grimace. I swear he and XXXXX XXXXXX must XXXXXX XXXXX a XXXXXXX XXXX and XXXXX it.'
'I'm that faggot Goatse.cx guy and i approved this message.'
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The goatse faggot is dead.
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2004-10-07 06:40:39 EDT (#)
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Hahaha.
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2004-10-04 13:01:54 EDT (#)
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captions are a good idea as well. reverse reach-around, eeewwwwwwww.....
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-10-04 12:47:45 EDT (#)
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what did he think he was doing?
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-10-04 12:42:48 EDT (#)
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From Spaceballs:
"Why didn't somebody tell me my ass was so big?"
Submitted by shennanigans (user info) at 2004-10-04 12:41:30 EDT (#)
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In recent senate hearings Goatse.cx had this to say about John Kerry:
'He's a tough cookie that John. He can put a XXXXXXX all the way up his XXXXXXXX and then cram XXXXXX XXXXXXX XXXXXXXX without as much as a grimace. I swear he and XXXXX XXXXXX must XXXXXX XXXXX a XXXXXXX XXXX and XXXXX it.'
'I'm that faggot Goatse.cx guy and i approved this message.'
(Xs indicate classified information censored for your safety)
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-10-04 12:40:21 EDT (#)
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He's giving a reverse reach around!
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2004-10-04 12:35:08 EDT (#)
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I don't even know where to BEGIN with this. The pants? The creepy hand? Ew.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-10-04 12:32:21 EDT (#)
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Caption :
You are right darling, my bum DOES look big in this.
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2004-10-04 12:28:23 EDT (#)
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nah fartman, do it yourself and you can see it's the proper orientation of his right hand.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2004-10-04 12:24:21 EDT (#)
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Black Secret Service Guy in the Background: Now what the hell that white boy think he doin'?
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2004-10-04 12:24:05 EDT (#)
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His hand is on backwards.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-10-04 12:22:05 EDT (#)
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If I weren't a lazy fuck, I would photoshop a baby over that football then add:
"Kerry demonstrates the efficiency and relative ease of hand-propelled abortions."
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-10-04 12:20:48 EDT (#)
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<ejaculates>
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-10-04 12:20:35 EDT (#)
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Reminds me of the Adam Sandler skit about the 60 year old man's ass.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2004-10-04 12:18:06 EDT (#)
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That pose looks so unnatural.
Submitted by whataefag (user info) at 2004-10-04 12:17:29 EDT (#)
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hot.
or not.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2004-10-04 12:16:49 EDT (#)
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This was the front-page of Drudge this morning.
Good GOD that is funny!