Mile High Club (2117 hits)
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Submitted by Nicole <nakita963.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-10-04 12:29:24 EDT
Twice As Nice! Virgin Atlantic Offers Upper Class Passengers Suite-er Dreams With Double Suites Onboard
http://biz.yahoo.com/prnews/041001/cgf036_1.html
Virgin Atlantic makes it easier to have sex on board a plane, but with it comes the knowledge that the couple two feet away, separated by only a curtain, are most certainly also having sex.
Another story: This one would almost certainly happen to me
Vibrator shuts down Australian airport
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=1503&u=/afp/australia_air_vibrator&printer=1
I was subjected to a random security check leaving Japan this past Friday in which the security officer who didn't speak much English went through my bag with a fine-toothed comb. He holds up a ziploc baggie of vitamins and medicine "Medicine?" "Yes, my medicine." Then he pulls out my birth control wallet and pulls out the card of pills. "What this?" "Medicine" you fucking idiot. I think Japanese men are stuck in the 1800's so thus completely ignorant of such female notions. Luckily my boss wasn't paying attention at this point as that would have made for an interesting discussion on the 12 hr flight home.
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Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-10-15 16:26:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-10-04 12:52:19 (#)
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Japanese don't need medicine due to their life expectancy of 32 due to constant Godzilla attacks
+2 for nerf, you get a zero.
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2004-10-04 19:59:31 EDT (#)
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+2 for everyone.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-10-04 17:01:54 EDT (#)
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I read "Vibrator shuts down Australian airport "
as
Vibrator SLUTS down Australian airport ...
I think Vibrator Sluts would make a great name for an all-girl band.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-10-04 14:29:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2004-10-04 13:14:08 (#)
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Birth control was invented by Nazi's so that they could stop all other races from having babies. Basically you're a nazi
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Birth control was NOT invented by the Nazis you dipshit. It's been around since before the dark ages. Even if you meen chemical birth control, you're still wrong. Do some research before you make a stupid claim like that. Dolt
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Basically I have nothing to say except for the fact that you're retarded and have obviously never read my hilarious satirical banter. -2 for your making assumptions man, that just ain't cool.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2004-10-04 13:18:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2004-10-04 12:32:58 (#)
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That's awesome. I'd love to be a flight attendant in one of those cabins.
"Coffee, tea, or milk?" I'd shout as I ripped the curtain away from the copulating couple.
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Hahahaha.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2004-10-04 13:14:08 EDT (#)
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Birth control was invented by Nazi's so that they could stop all other races from having babies. Basically you're a nazi
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Birth control was NOT invented by the Nazis you dipshit. It's been around since before the dark ages. Even if you meen chemical birth control, you're still wrong. Do some research before you make a stupid claim like that. Dolt.
Good post.
Submitted by Gnome (user info) at 2004-10-04 12:59:44 EDT (#)
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for the links. and, well, for stabkill's comments below.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-10-04 12:52:28 EDT (#)
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I wish this was a joke: http://www.hootersair.com/
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-10-04 12:52:19 EDT (#)
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Japanese don't need medicine due to their life expectancy of 32 due to constant Godzilla attacks.
Submitted by Supreme_Overlord (user info) at 2004-10-04 12:48:21 EDT (#)
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Birth control was invented by Nazi's so that they could stop all other races from having babies. Basically you're a nazi.
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That sounds like Re-pub logic.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-10-04 12:43:40 EDT (#)
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Some ugly fat chick was giving me the eye on a flight in one of those small connector flight prop jobs. I asked her if she wanted to be part of the mile high club and she smiled and said "Hell, yeah."
Then I popped open the side door and tossed her out.
"We're above 5280 feet, so consider yourself in." I shouted down to her.
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2004-10-04 12:43:12 EDT (#)
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Poly, it was great. I'll write a couple posts when I get a chance (i.e. in about 4 months when I have forgotten that I was ever there).
Submitted by Judoka (user info) at 2004-10-04 12:41:56 EDT (#)
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I wouldnt want to join any club that would have me as a member.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-10-04 12:41:28 EDT (#)
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Birth control was invented by Nazi's so that they could stop all other races from having babies. Basically you're a nazi.
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-10-04 12:37:24 EDT (#)
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This is a club that I'd like to join.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-10-04 12:37:06 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2004-10-04 12:35:41 EDT (#)
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Nice.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-10-04 12:35:23 EDT (#)
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I am in the mile high club.
and NOT with myself before some wag says that.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-10-04 12:33:17 EDT (#)
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How was Japan?
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2004-10-04 12:32:58 EDT (#)
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That's awesome. I'd love to be a flight attendant in one of those cabins.
"Coffee, tea, or milk?" I'd shout as I ripped the curtain away from the copulating couple.
Submitted by Zandy1123 (user info) at 2004-10-04 12:31:31 EDT (#)
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+2 for sex
+5,000 for sex on a plane
shit...I need to have some sex...