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Gibberish died while he was pregnant with the antichrist... Oh, and his corpse has herpes. (3215 hits)

Category: Graphics

Rating: 1.46 on 36 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by gibberish (View user info) at 2004-10-04 13:17:38 EDT


Submitted by The_T_Man (user info) at 2004-10-03 12:42:46 (#)
Ranking: 1

Gibberish?! I thought you were dead...wtf?


Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-09-28 05:30:30 (#)
Ranking: 0

Are you dead yet?


Submitted by heightzguy (user info) at 2004-09-30 23:37:03 (#)
Ranking: 0

Dude. I thought you died.


Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2004-10-04 07:51:34 (#)
Ranking: 2

ermm... Aren't you supposed to be dead. I saw a review by you dated yesterday.




Gibberish has passed away (Rating: -0.53 on 87 reviews, last by Jo_of_the_golden_P 14 hours ago)
Submitted by Dan's Brother (View user info) at 2004-10-01 04:07:46



Gibberish is PREGNANT!? (Rating: 1.38 on 9 reviews, last by NerfHerder 28 minutes ago)
Submitted by Marty Rainer <RainerLagStyle.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-10-03 15:25:51


Gibberish is pregnant............................... (Rating: 0.44 on 12 reviews, last by gibberish 22 hours ago)
Submitted by GOD (View user info) at 2004-10-02 07:59:31


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Yeah, it's true... I'm dead. My brother should be posting about it any time soon as a new user called "I'm not Fetish" or "Dan's Brother likes cake". Nevermind that I would tell him to post under my username, he would undoubtedly create a new one with a stupid name just to throw you off. On a lighter note, you should see it up here. They've got a great buffet. And by "a great buffet" I mean hookers and cheap vodka.

See ya around, I'm gonna go play beer pong with God and Jesus.

--Gib








Oh, and as for that whole "pregnancy" thing, I've already taken care of it.


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Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-11-22 18:26:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Maddox planned it all.

Submitted by Rainer (user info) at 2004-10-06 22:04:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Awww, so someone did a pregger topic before me?

Damn. Late on the draw yet again.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-10-05 23:48:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This is pretty funny. +1 funny

But, a new mspaint coming is +2 awesome!

Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-10-05 23:30:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

New MsPaint in about 6 hours.

Just so you know.

Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-10-05 14:31:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2004-10-05 08:19:27 (#)
Ranking: 2

Well are you really dying or not? I need to know so I can either go, "man I'm sorry", or "god damn it you ass hole"

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I do have a terminal illness, I was just making fun of all the hype surrounding my impending demise.

Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2004-10-05 08:19:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Well are you really dying or not? I need to know so I can either go, "man I'm sorry", or "god damn it you ass hole"

Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2004-10-05 07:59:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Relieved, huh?!

Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-10-04 23:57:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"Hmmm... wait a sec. If someone else kills me then it's still kosher right? Anyone on Uber feeling a homicidal urge?"





Constantly.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-10-04 20:34:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you excel at being gaye

Submitted by icarus9mm (user info) at 2004-10-04 19:50:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hey,
i've been looking thorugh your work. is it possible to comission you to do a cd-insert for me?

Submitted by foster (user info) at 2004-10-04 19:49:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-10-04 19:39:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

holy shit i spit up my smoothie when i saw the pic.

damn this is a good smoothie.

Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-10-04 18:52:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

"Hmmm... wait a sec. If someone else kills me then it's still kosher right? Anyone on Uber feeling a homicidal urge?"




I am.

Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2004-10-04 18:51:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm going to miss you.

Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2004-10-04 18:47:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Thanks.

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2004-10-04 18:36:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Nothing says hitwhore like a fake terminal illness.

Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-10-04 18:33:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hamilton- Feel free to use it, if you want me to clean up the picture a bit I'd be more than happy to. Just gimme credit for it and I'm good to go.

newgibberish.at.myway.com if you've got any questions.

Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2004-10-04 18:26:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1096340725989129629#848780

it's a stupid question, but still, i need an answer

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-10-04 15:10:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-10-04 14:47:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Cheap Vodka?! You mean God can't even afford the good stuff?!

Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-10-04 14:47:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Damn. Someone beat me to the Monty Python reference. Guess that was a waste of time...

Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-10-04 14:46:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

1: Bring out your dead.
2: Here, I've got one for you.
3: I'm not dead yet
2: What was that?
2: Nothing.
3: I'm not dead
1: There! He says he's not dead.
2: He'll be stone cold in a minute.
3: I'm getting better.
2: You're not fooling anyone, you know.
3: I think I'll go for a walk.
1: I can't take him like that.
2: Can you wait around a minute?
1: I can't. I have to get over to the (I forget the name)'s, they've lost nine today.
2: There must be something you can do.
3: I feel happy... I feel hap--

*THUNK*

1: There you are!
2: Oh thank you very much.

1: No problem, see you Thursday!

Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2004-10-04 14:35:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"And by "a great buffet" I mean hookers and cheap vodka."

Damn, wish I could join you, but God frowns on killing yourself to get to heaven. Cheating, ya know?

Hmmm... wait a sec. If someone else kills me then it's still kosher right? Anyone on Uber feeling a homicidal urge?

Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-10-04 14:30:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Love the picture.

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-10-04 14:17:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-10-04 13:52:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

an fuck you fo making me agree with such a bumsmoke!

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-10-04 13:51:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

what shlongy said

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-04 13:50:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

BORRRRinnng...

Submitted by Milkman (user info) at 2004-10-04 13:40:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

this post > rollerskates

Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2004-10-04 13:32:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Dan, you rock.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-10-04 13:32:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

you must hang out with a lot of haitians and iraqis lately.

Submitted by zxcvvcxz (user info) at 2004-10-04 13:31:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Reminds me of the scene in the Holy Grail.

"Bring out your dead!"

Everyone else is certain you've passed, but nobody has informed you yet.

"I feel HAPPPPY"

Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-10-04 13:24:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Heaven must kick ass.

Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-10-04 13:22:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hey! Im dead too! Let's go hang out with god man! My latest post is a tribute to you as well. I hope you like dragons cause if you don't, then you're shit out of luck deady dead dead.

Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-10-04 13:20:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'll help you use the rest of that bottle if you want.

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-10-04 13:19:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment


Aw, being a clown sucks. You get kicked by kids, bit by dogs, and
admired by the elderly. Who am I clowning? I have no business being
a clown! I'm leaving the clowning business to all the other clowns in
the clowning business.

-- Homer Simpson
Homie the Clown