Canada's Provinces (530 hits)
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Submitted by <americaisbetterthancanada.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-10-04 17:43:07 EDT
well, if anyone is interested i have made a list to educate everyone on canada.
here you go, and now i hope you learn more about the northern land. and what it does not have to offer.
Manitoba: by far the stupidest of all provinces, Every province is known for something except for this one, well it does have big bugs, but if thats all you can say for yourself then thats just pointless.
Saskatchewan: Freezing cold winters, -40 and - 60 winds. That alone is enough to avoid this place. and their capitol is the size of abbotsford. wow sounds like a great place.
Alberta: well this place i do say sucks, everyone there thinks they are texans or something. they all walk around in big cowboy hats, tho half of them dont even have a horse. bunch of rednecks in this place.
Ontario: well this is a big open piece of land. Toronto thinks they are the center of the world, they also think they are new york. everyone in this province is an idiot that tries to pretend they live in a big city. and the small towners are just rejects from the large cities.
Quebec: Horrible place, all they do is speak in some stupid language no one really cares about. and then they try to make the rest of the country suffer for how dumb they are. basically this place should be a nuclear testing ground.
PEI: a small pointless island you could probably jog around. why did they even bother making this a province? it will one day be under water.
New foundland and New brunswick are just edge a bunch of canada morons that sit around thinking they have a use for the world, which they dont. basically if you are from one of these two areas you have no purpose in life
NWT used to be cool, but now its cut in half and just a bunch of open useless wasteland.
Yukon is basically whatever alaska has no use for. cold, lots of animals, and either sunny all day and night, or night all day long.
Nunavut: was the most useless part of canada that we didnt even bother trying to use so it was given back to the natives.
Nova Scotia.. well i dont even know where this is, nor do i care, i'll just add it with newfoundland and new brunswick
BC: has the nicest weather and is the warmest. but the gov't is evil. the taxes are high. medical is horrible. vancouver is the most boring of all the big cities in canada. jobs are low, and land costs too much.
User Reviews
Submitted by Jo_of_the_golden_P (user info) at 2004-10-04 22:03:16 EDT (#)
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That was just dumb. And it COULD have been..well, ok. Still would've been flamed by all UberCanucks, including me, but it COULD have been well done.
Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-10-04 21:32:52 EDT (#)
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come on now. This fucking blew.
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2004-10-04 20:54:09 EDT (#)
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Manitoba is colder than Saskatchewan. People from New Brunswick are goobs, and everyone in Alberta has an unrealistic high opinion of themselves. There are no two-story houses there, and all of them are decorated like ski lodges.
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-10-04 20:37:02 EDT (#)
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You're an idiot.
Fuck you.
Submitted by HelloMello (user info) at 2004-10-04 20:19:34 EDT (#)
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Alberta: well this place i do say sucks, everyone there thinks they are texans or something. they all walk around in big cowboy hats, tho half of them dont even have a horse. bunch of rednecks in this place.
FUCK OFF AND DIE YOU PIECE OF SHIT.......TRY THIS ONE
Alberta:Owns the rest of you motherfuckers.
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2004-10-04 19:55:32 EDT (#)
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-2 for everyone.
Submitted by Your*off*theteamfucker at 2004-10-04 19:34:33 EDT (#)
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you need to just fuck off and move to the U.S, get the fuck out of our country and let us live in a awsome plce with every comfort and we dont have to worry about war or shit. fuck you and your stupid whiny shit posts, get a life and try to come up with a good post for once. freak.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2004-10-04 19:09:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Thereisnogod (user info) at 2004-10-04 18:20:54 (#)
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America has a place called "Tornado Alley" where people live. Need I say more?
America had a Civil War, with itself. Ok, um, who won, America or America?
George Bush (both of 'em). Need I say more?
A country that invests more money in Hollywood and movies than education.
Have you seen the I am Canadian commercials? 'Nuff said.
Two words: South Park. It's not ALWAYS trying to be funny, you Yankee idiots.
AMERICA CAN ONLY WISH IT WAS MORE LIKE CANADA. WHY? 'CAUSE CANADA IS GREAT.
CANADA ROCKS.
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Squeak, mouse, squeak.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-10-04 18:53:37 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by lush (user info) at 2004-10-04 18:41:10 EDT (#)
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Why
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2004-10-04 18:27:52 EDT (#)
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I'm from PEI. And there's nothing wrong with Canada. How many more posts will there be about how Canada sucks and America rules? I'm sick of it. Post something interesting or funny.
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-10-04 18:27:09 EDT (#)
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No.
Submitted by Thereisnogod (user info) at 2004-10-04 18:20:54 EDT (#)
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America has a place called "Tornado Alley" where people live. Need I say more?
America had a Civil War, with itself. Ok, um, who won, America or America?
George Bush (both of 'em). Need I say more?
A country that invests more money in Hollywood and movies than education.
Have you seen the I am Canadian commercials? 'Nuff said.
Two words: South Park. It's not ALWAYS trying to be funny, you Yankee idiots.
AMERICA CAN ONLY WISH IT WAS MORE LIKE CANADA. WHY? 'CAUSE CANADA IS GREAT.
CANADA ROCKS.
Submitted by Thereisnogod (user info) at 2004-10-04 18:10:30 EDT (#)
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Guess what? I'm from Alberta and it's about time someone cleared this up:
For 2 weeks out of the year, all the business' and yuppies dress up like Cowboys and Cowgirls and everybody pretends to be 'Western'. For some reason, this earned Calgary the nickname of 'Cowtown". Allrighty then, FUCK OFF ALREADY!!!!
I aint no hick, I aint no redneck, I don't own a horse OR cowboy boots let alone a fucking cowboy hat and I don't go aroung saying crap like "Howdy, pardner" or "Ya-Hoo".
I HATE cowboys, I HATE horses and I HATE THE GOD DAMN STAMPEDE.
At least Calgary, has an indoor and an outdoor skating park and other shit. So, the other Provinces may not be great but Alberta is the best.
Submitted by Sekeeth (user info) at 2004-10-04 18:10:24 EDT (#)
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oh good, i thought i was the only one who broke his caps key...
Oh, use spellcheck since you are a retard.
DETROIT ROCKS
Submitted by Gnome (user info) at 2004-10-04 17:51:18 EDT (#)
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you're right. nothing here to see. move along. happier keeping people like you out anyway.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-10-04 17:50:57 EDT (#)
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so where and how did you learn to be such a fucking retard?
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-10-04 17:46:50 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2004-10-04 17:46:42 EDT (#)
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Most Texans don't walk around in cowboy hats.
P.S. You are a fucking idiot.
Submitted by great_angst (user info) at 2004-10-04 17:45:07 EDT (#)
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I thought I was interested when I clicked this ... but no ... turns out I really wasn't.