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How Dr. Sbaitso Helped Me Score Some Anal. (10118 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: 1.93 on 34 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by russizm (View user info) at 2004-10-04 19:19:23 EDT


In case you didn't own a computer in 1992, Dr. Sbaitso was a psychologist that Sound Blaster created to show off its ultra powerful voice synthesizer. It was actually pretty high tech at the time.

Anyways, I've had some recent marital problems so I decided to resort to Dr. Sbaitso for a resolution.

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User Reviews


Submitted by jonukah (user info) at 2004-10-06 01:26:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I loved Dr. SBAITSO! I remember that if you curse enough, he will have a "paraody" error.

Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2004-10-05 20:14:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by russizm (user info) at 2004-10-05 13:17:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Fucking awesome, I got the speech working. It's fucking funny.

Submitted by engine13 (user info) at 2004-10-05 12:28:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ahahaha. I remember fucking with the computer shrink. Funny stuff.


Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-10-05 11:53:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Well played.

Submitted by great_angst (user info) at 2004-10-05 11:53:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

classic

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-10-05 11:50:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

woo hoo

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-10-05 11:08:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Now I know what to tell all the lonely guy's in the bar

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-10-05 10:19:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHAHA

Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2004-10-05 09:25:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Tee hee!

Submitted by Supreme_Overlord (user info) at 2004-10-05 09:21:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Dr. Sbaitso had trouble pronouncing some words.... like retard. We would always make him say 'retarded retard' because it came out like 'riterded riterd'

Fun!

Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-10-05 09:02:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Not quite a 2. But close enough

Submitted by xenon (user info) at 2004-10-05 08:34:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yeah, I just broke out ol' Dr. Sbaitso a few weeks ago.

Submitted by Spookster (user info) at 2004-10-04 23:57:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Nice.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-10-04 22:56:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

awesome.

Submitted by ardubs (user info) at 2004-10-04 22:15:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Jo_of_the_golden_P (user info) at 2004-10-04 21:58:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Engrish college. Fuckin awesome.

Submitted by Sepsis (user info) at 2004-10-04 21:05:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by adam2127 at 2004-10-04 20:58:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I remember playing with that program with my sister when I was six; We managed to get it to tell my sister it wanted to "sex her up". +2 for bringing up an old memory

Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-10-04 20:40:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Nobb (user info) at 2004-10-04 20:35:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-10-04 19:57:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Haha

Submitted by foster (user info) at 2004-10-04 19:50:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by heightzguy (user info) at 2004-10-04 19:45:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-10-04 19:27:38 (#)
Ranking: 2

holy shit, that's old school

fuckin awesome

Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2004-10-04 19:43:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

you are awesome

Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2004-10-04 19:37:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-10-04 19:37:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by GhostWriter (user info) at 2004-10-04 19:36:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hahahhaa hilarious and inventive

Submitted by Millie_Grace (user info) at 2004-10-04 19:34:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

damn funny shit....the doc even hit on you.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-10-04 19:29:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Im sorry, i read this again and it cracked me the fuck up

Submitted by Your*off*theteamfucker at 2004-10-04 19:28:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

and thats the way the turkey blows

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-10-04 19:27:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

holy shit, that's old school

fuckin awesome

Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-10-04 19:25:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The original AIM bot.

Submitted by russizm (user info) at 2004-10-04 19:22:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

download it at: http://website.lineone.net/~terrirob/body_dr_sbaitso.htm


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