Micheal jackson in a bunny suit ( roomate wars) (647 hits)
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Submitted by Sarah (itsmesg2003@yahoo) (View user info) at 2004-10-05 00:11:53 EDT
My room-mate has got to be the oddest person I know and I suppose this is also the reason why we lived together. We lived in a house of 6 guys and one other girl, in all there were 9 housemates. The guys loved to gang up on us girls ofcourse and needled at our selfesteam which made for some funny conversations.
One very early morning I stumbled home to the house after having worked all night at the club. I was ofcourse so drunk that I tipped the cab driver $10, almost twice my fare.
I noticed change on the front steps and a wallet, I thought nothing of it. In the kitchen was chocolate spread on the floor and body paint. Odd but again I kept walking. In the livingroom was pot,a single chair on the floor, a very long kalbasa sausage and a few left over drunks. I went back into the kitchen find half of a foot under the table. When I bent over to look I saw my naked room mate and our other female room mate covered in gooy crap from head to toe. Thier response was " shhhh, we are hiding" with a little grin.
What are they hiding from? I'll never know. Should I hide too? No, I was going to sleep. Finding a man passed out in my bed. I walked back to my roommates and I asked what exactly happened that night.
I geuss they had a house party where too many people came, imagine that. My roommate was in work clothes ( we work in a strip club) and was doing party tricks with kalbasa. Then a food fight slash body paint war broke out. I realized how trashed our house was after they said this, it all made sense. I actually wished I was there yet my housemates are still retards for doing this. Still this all sobered me up. Then They told me laughing the whole time about how the police came and caught so-and-so humping in our yard, faceing the main road.
I sighed, what can I do? Revenge. Normally I would laugh at it all but my bed sheets were sticky and I swear it was all the maple syrup they poured over the drunken man who passed out in my bed, but it could have been the body paint. Still they forgot to lock my door and this ment war.
Casually I walked downstairs and locked the bathroom from the inside leaving the upstairs bathroom only. I bought a package of ex-lax gel and emptied it into the gatorade jug in the fridgerator. Gatorade tastes like shit anyways but when your hung over, everything does. I started to clean up messes and planned to call my sister in the morning to warn her I would be spending the day with her.
To make a long story short I need a live cam in my house and my neighborhood no longer is undecided, they really hate us. Two of the room mates pooped in the backyard about 100-200 yards from a main road. The downstairs bathroom door was broken in and upstairs the toliet was clogged. Meanwhile the strangers who woke the morning after on the sofa swore they have never been so sick before and one shit thier pants on the way home, they thought it was from bad chicken BBQ.
My roomate, the one who was under the table never drank the gatorade. I was disappointed so here is the standing house joke. She is a very attracktive girl but the guys tell her she looks like Micheal Jackson... with an 8 year old's body and I know she hates this. (she does look like him alittle)
So I present My room mate Micheal Jackson herself, in a playboy bunny costume she just had to have because she is ofcourse a whore for attention.
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Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2004-10-05 00:37:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Is the bunny chick topless?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-10-05 00:35:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
what in the hell is going on here?
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-10-05 00:34:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-10-05 00:18:24 (#)
Ranking: -2
There's not a word in the dictionary to describe how I feel about this post.
Seriously.
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Good thing it's not in the dictionary, Mike, seeing as she obviously has never used one.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-10-05 00:18:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
There's not a word in the dictionary to describe how I feel about this post.
Seriously.
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2004-10-05 00:18:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
+1 for a decent little story.
-1 because you consistently misspelled "Michael," and being a Michael myself, this pisses me off.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-10-05 00:16:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Wow...you hyphenate "roommate", yet make living room one word?
If you can't spell refrigerator, just shorten it to fridge.
And are kalbasa sausages anything like kielbasa sausages?
So on and so on. For the love of God, use Spellcheck. This was hard enough to wade through without all the spelling errors.