Sampson will find your parents and kill them (621 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -0.18 on 14 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Sepsis (View user info) at 2004-10-05 19:54:48 EDT
At 8 years old, Suzy was quite the spoiled brat. She really wanted this stupid doll, but her parents wouldn't get it for her. Suzy ran to her room on the second floor of their modest house, locked her door, and began to cry.
Do you think Sampson has patience for this crap?
He busted their door in and stormed inside. He discovered Suzy's parents having a talk in the kitchen. After clubbing each of them out with a dinosaur bone he stole from some museum, he dragged them upstairs, in front of Suzy's room.
He could hear poor sweet Suzy sobbing from within.
Wasting no time, he threw Suzy's door open and grabbed the weeping child by the throat, stifling
her sobs. Sampson fastened an electric dog collar around her neck, and hurled her against the wall. He then fastened her to the wall with duct tape.
He could see the panic in her eyes.
He went back outside Suzy's room to get her parents, who had just began waking up from their assault. Grabbing the mother, he clubbed the father back into unconsciousness.
The look on Suzy's face as she witnessed her mother getting dragged into her room by the throat made Sampson burst out laughing.
Regaining his composure, he slammed the mother's face into Suzy's bedpost.
Suzy tried to call out to her mother, but Sampson gave her a sturdy shock with the electric collar. The ensuing shriek made grin.
He slammed her mother's face into the bedpost again and again. Each time Suzy shrieked, she recieved a shock to the neck. Readying his pocket knife, Sampson dragged her mother over to Suzy, who began to sob uncontrollably.
"Don't you think you should appreciate your parents a little more?"
She tried to choke out a reply between sobs, but Sampson couldn't understand a word. Growing impatient, he slit the mother's neck and sprayed her warm blood into Suzy's eyes. He tossed her mother to the side and went to collect Suzy's father.
Suzy grew silent in fear. Sampson propped her father up against the wall, and whipped out his hand axe. With one quick chop, he had lopped her father's head off. Suzy wailed, and screamed at Sampson, telling him to stop.
He ignored her, and instead began to rape her father's exposed esophagus.
Suzy's shrieks grew almost unbearable, so Sampson went downstairs and snatched a fire place poker. He returned to find Suzy moaning and whimpering. He yanked her from her duct tape prison and brought her out to the middle of the room.
"You should have appreciated your parents while you could have. Cause now they're fucking dead."
With that, he rammed the fireplace poker into her mouth and through the back of her neck, before walking down the stairs, out the back door, and into the night.
User Reviews
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-10-08 14:45:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Also sucks.....
Submitted by xenon (user info) at 2004-10-08 14:41:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
same as the others
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-10-06 05:33:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you're fucked up
Submitted by Fr057m0urn3 (user info) at 2004-10-06 05:22:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice one.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-10-05 22:57:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Well.... better writing, but still doesn't hold the same kickassitude of the first one.
Keep trying. +1
Submitted by Sepsis (user info) at 2004-10-05 22:06:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
tee-heee. mixed reviews are cool.
Oh, and Ashlee... Why'd you read it, if it offends you so?
I think I know why. It's cause Ashlee digs my writing stylee.
Submitted by Mitchell <WoodenRevolver.at.gmail.com> at 2004-10-05 22:02:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sampson is the most kickass being to ever walk this planet. i just had to go take a shower because i defecated when a wave of sampsons awesomeness washed over me. Holy jesus, if i was a woman, i would be all over Sampson, trying to have his children. But i am not a woman, so i can only sit here, mouth agape, and eyes wide open, rereading Sampson's tale of suzy, wishing to be a tenth as awesome as Sampson.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-10-05 21:34:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No, I mean it this time. What the fuck is wrong with you?
Submitted by Your*off*theteamMr.Guy at 2004-10-05 21:09:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That was the most disturbing thing I've ever read. sick fuck.
Submitted by Arm_The_Homeless (user info) at 2004-10-05 20:26:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dinosaur bone was a good choice.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-10-05 20:14:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-10-05 20:09:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2004-10-05 19:57:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Not quite as good as punching a woman with her own dog as a boxing glove, but still awesome nonetheless.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2004-10-05 19:57:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You have quite the imagination, tiger!