My interveiw with Jason (686 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dirty HumorRating: 0.12 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by HIYO (View user info) at 2004-10-06 21:55:54 EDT
This is a recording of my interveiw with the infamous Jason Voorhees enjoy.
Me: Hello Mr. Voorhees its an hounour to finally get to interveiw you.I had always hoped to get the chance to pick your brain. So to speak.
Jason:(slured voiced)Im going to kill you
Me: Thats nice .Are you still pissed about the chain. Its only there for safteys sake. (My saftey) bitch. Oh shit did I say that out loud.
Jason:Arrrrh (I think hes pissed)
Me: So Jason youve killed 200+ people mostly drunk teens who were trying to get their fuck on.
Do you have any regrets.
Jason:AAAARRRRRRHHHH
Me: Whoa man you need to loosen up man, your all about the kill zone. Whats up with that.I find telling a funny joke helps me loosen up.Do you know any funny mom jokes.
Jason:(chain snaps)AAAAAAAARRRRRRHHHHHHHH
Me: (I just shat my pants) SHIT
User Reviews
Submitted by heyzues (user info) at 2004-10-09 18:33:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love you. Now stop being an ASS, you ass. Oh no the invisible person on the other side of the internet is going to hurt me. I LOVE YOU.
You can't beat a care bear, you just can't.
Submitted by HelloMello (user info) at 2004-10-09 17:56:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
OOOh no Im so scared of a 44 year old retired golf caddy peice of shit
Submitted by TrickyRicky (user info) at 2004-10-09 14:57:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-09 14:50:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're a fucking two year old...let me know when you'd like me to kick the living shit out of you, you fucking pansyass.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-09 09:24:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Gay.
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-10-08 21:02:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by boredgurl210 (user info) at 2004-10-06 22:58:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"Its only there for safteys sake. (My saftey) bitch."
Made me laugh.
Submitted by sealclubber (user info) at 2004-10-06 22:42:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I didn't know Jason could speak....
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-06 22:09:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the "any funny mom jokes?". I wonder if you realize how hilarious that line is.
Submitted by HelloMello (user info) at 2004-10-06 22:08:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Its my first attempt at writing.........so -2 it if you so choose to...... I dont really care
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-10-06 22:05:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Have a +1 to cancel that out because I meant to give a 0.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-10-06 22:03:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
WOW.