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Submitted by 44. Spiral (View user info) at 2004-10-07 17:14:24 EDT
"Watching TV, Gracefully Fucking My Cousin, And Why My House Got Repossessed."
One day I was sitting around watching some TV. Naked. I was watching TV and eating chips and cheetos when I got a call from my mother saying that my cousin Emma was coming into town from Miami. The problem was; she didn't have anywhere to stay.
"Do you think it would be alright if she stayed over at your place? It's only until Tuesday." my mother said.
"I'll let her stay over here I guess..." I told her, sighing.
"Oh great honey! Oh can you be a good boy and pick her up from the airport also? Thanks sweetie, bye!"
I hung up the phone. I knew this was going to be awkward considering what had happened between us before.
----12 years earlier----
I peered down the hall for the 10th time before finally reassuring myself no one was coming. It was Thanksgiving and the whole family had come to my grandparents huge mansion right outside of Philadelphia. I quietly shut the door and laid back on the bed beside my cousin, Emma. I eased myself over her and looked into her eyes before leaning down to kiss with such a fiery passion that can only be achieved by doing it with your own kin.
I broke the kiss and asked "Are you sure you want to do this?"
Her hand slowly made it's way down my pants and she told me, "More than anything."
I took off my jeans and boxers and watched her slowly remove her night shirt, exposing her perfect 14 year old titties. I reached over and slid her panties down and tossed them aside. I positioned myself slowly over her and began to sink my cock into her fresh meat. She winced as my penis explored new territory inside of her and broke her cherry. I slid in and out, beginning to ever quicken my pace.
Her heavy breathing turned into soft moans, and her soft moans turned louder by the second. I began to fuck with all the power with 15 year old self had, balls slapping against her as the incest kept on going.
"Oh god, ooohhh!!!" she screamed.
I picked her up and positioned her on top of me as she continued to thrust herself on my cock.
"Come on Emma, ride that shecklin pony!" I yelled, slapping her on the ass.
We made passionate love and I came inside of her, creating what might have been a three armed baby named Maude if not for her abortion.
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I laid on my couch with a huge chubby until Clint Eastwood's gunshots off the TV snapped me back into reality. I wondered if it would be the same this time.
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I sat inside the airport terminal, watching the planes circle around and slowly leave the ground and ascend into the sky. I glanced over every so often to Gate 16, where my cousin would be arriving. I liked watching the sights of the airport, the crying children, the businessmen at the airport bar, the high maintenance blondes carrying 10 bags for what most likely was a 2 day trip.
"David?" a sweet voice said behind me.
I turned around to see Emma standing behind me.
"Hey Emma!" I stood up and hugged her, my mind fantasizing about seeing her naked.
"How's things been going?" I asked her.
"Ugh, the flight was horrible. This lesbian flight attendant kept trying to grab my boobs until I tripped her in the aisle. She broke her clavicle and her fibula. Also her tibula. And I think her tibia, and maybe her trachea. And maybe also her.."
"Well ok, I think we ought to get going now...." I said interrupting her.
"Yeah alright, I want to get back to your place and take a nice long, hot, steamy, shower..." she said, starting to touch her breasts.
My bulge grew.
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We were mostly silent on the drive home. I tried to avoid thinking about my incestual urges, knowing that if God existed he'd mangle my manhood so bad that the girl I gave the clap to in '98 would feel it.
"Hey before we head home do you want to get something to eat? I'm fucking starving." she asked.
(Ohh...fucking.) I thought to myself. "Yeah ok, do you want to want to go anywhere particular?"
"Nope. I'll let you decide." She said with a cute smile.
"Well we can go and have some... (don't say sex, don't say sex, don't say sex) ...sex?" I smacked my hand to my mouth in embarrassment.
"Huh?"
"I said...I said...we can go have some pizza. Or ice cream, or Chinese, or dog food, or uh..."
My face turned beet red as a sly smile grew on her face. I looked over at her and she put her hand on my leg.
"You still remember that, don't ya?" she taunted.
I said nothing, too embarrassed to speak.
"Well, I was actually hoping that we could do it again.."
My eyes grew bigger than John Kerry's face as I looked at her in shock.
"A-a-aare you serious?" I blurted out, sounding like an idiot.
"Of course. I want to fuck you just like back when we were kids David, and suck your hot fucking cock until you explode all over my face.."
My feet slammed the gas as I tried to high tail it home and to my cousin's hot body.
We got home and I think the story is pretty self explanatory from here. But just in case you're clueless; we had sex. 13 times.
May God castrate me in the most painful way imaginable, it was worth it.
I bet your wondering about why my house got repossessed. I just forgot to make the payment.
User Reviews
Submitted by jgirl at 2004-10-08 13:36:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I had sex with my cousin....i was 19 and he was 31. The fact that we knew we shouldnt be doing anything made it that much more exciting. And then being in the same room with my parents and making eye contact with each other and smiling over our little secret made me want him even more.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-10-08 09:56:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
<ejaculates>
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-10-08 09:48:30 EDT (#)
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My eyes grew bigger than John Kerry's face as I looked at her in shock
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DAMN that was FUNNY as fuck!!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-10-08 08:26:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by MrRottenTreats (user info) at 2004-10-08 07:46:37 EDT (#)
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"I took off my jeans and boxers and watched her slowly remove her night shirt, exposing her perfect 14 year old titties"
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The money shot right there.
funny funny funny shit!
great post.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-10-07 21:16:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You are going to hell you sick bastard
Submitted by Rob at 2004-10-07 19:45:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This turned me on, but then again pretty much everything turns me on.
Submitted by Sepsis (user info) at 2004-10-07 19:17:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
good stuffs.
Submitted by FunkDoctorSpock (user info) at 2004-10-07 18:52:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That was hot
Submitted by ValakasDemon <shadowen31.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-10-07 18:46:56 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by AvrilLaPete (user info) at 2004-10-07 17:42:35 EDT (#)
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+2 for the post, +2 for good burger. So I guess that equals a +2.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-10-07 17:39:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Boning and wanking.
Submitted by MouRNIngLoRY (user info) at 2004-10-07 17:36:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
dude, that got me all hot at work.
i was so thinking about hitting the handicapped stall.
ok, still am.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-10-07 17:30:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
boner? yup
baw? nope
unless the b stands for boner
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-10-07 17:25:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shenanigans.
Oh well... It was a nice post anyway.
Submitted by strangeparadox (user info) at 2004-10-07 17:21:22 EDT (#)
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*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-10-07 17:20:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BAW
I always have a boner, and there's nothing strange about it at all.
Submitted by EmptyRobot (user info) at 2004-10-07 17:18:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
-2 die
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-07 17:17:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I got a boner, is that weird?