What are the odds? (673 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.6 on 5 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Rixes (View user info) at 2004-10-08 00:34:34 EDT
I had an interesting dream last night, I dremt I had sex with a co-worker. I remember it very vividly. Now, I know, that's not too odd, it's fairly common, but what are the odds of this co-worker having the same dream, on the same night? I didn't think this was possible until today.
First off, let me give you our history. I would say were pretty good friends, I've gotten drunk with her and her husband a few times and smoked weed with them quite a few times. She has 3 kids, and is 8 years older than me. I've worked with her going on a year now.
When I got to work this morning I told this girl that I had an odd dream last night, and she said that she had an interesting dream as well. She asked what my dream was about and I said it was too embarrassing to tell her. I asked if she would tell me hers and she said the same thing, too embarrassing. This got me a little interested now, at that point it just seemed to be a coincedence, but there was still something in the way she said it that made me wonder.
So I decide to test her a little bit, I ask her if she would tell anyone this dream, she said no, so I asked her if she was going to tell her husband, and it was an immediate and forceful NO. So now I'm getting a little creeped out, she asks me the same things back and I respond the same way because there is NO good that can come of telling your girlfreind you had a dream about fucking a co-worker. And as I said before, were good friends so if I told her it would just be wierd.
Then she asks me if it had to do with work, and in a way, I suppose it did, so I said it did in a way, but not really. Now she says outright she is getting creeped out because it was the same for her. She offers to tell me hers if I tell her mine, I refuse because as I said, I don't need the wierdness lingering around every time we see each other. But now I'm thinking if its the same dream, it wouldn't really be weirdness, but SUPER FUCKING WIERDNESS.
So one more question, I ask her if it was about someone in the office, and she says yes, same thing asked to me, I say ya, then I ask her if it was about a guy or a girl, and she tells me thats not really a fair question since we work with 23 women and 1 other guy, so of course by that I know its a guy. And I'm not being egotistical or anything, but I'm pretty damn sure it would be me not him.
At this point she asks me to give her just initials then, I ask what she means, and she just kind of looks at me and smirks. Now I KNOW she had a sex dream and she knows I had one, she wanted the initials of the person it was about. So I ask her for her initials and she refuses. We keep doing this until the end of the day trying to get the initials from the each other. Finally, at the end of the day, we both realized the other wasn't going to give in and tell their dream. She says that we should just agree that we both think we know what happened and that we should probably just not talk about it, sounds good to me. Anyway I'm going over to her house tomorrow night to drink and smoke out by the fire because its been a shitty week. Her husband and my girlfriend will be their so It will probably be pretty difficult to talk her into telling me then. I'll keep you posted on any new developments as if you give a shit.
And now for something completely different.
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Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-10-08 09:32:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
3:1 that you are an idiot.
Submitted by toddska (user info) at 2004-10-08 07:09:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-10-08 04:30:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
It was the other guy.
Just trust me on this. I'm right.
Submitted by TheMidnight12AM (user info) at 2004-10-08 02:33:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
meh...
Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-10-08 00:37:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Maybe you had dream-walking sex. That would be awesome.