Bart took me off of the MVA! (652 hits)
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Submitted by Banned KoolMang <baba_booey_shooey.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-10-08 08:21:36 EDT
Tell the world, lock up your daughters, it isn't safe with Bart on the prowl!
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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-08-30 14:54:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-08 09:33:51 (#)
Ranking: -2
Maybe if you threaten to hold your breath, kick, scream, cry and roll around on the floor, he'll let you back on so your entire life can go on.
You fucking continual crybaby.
Good grief, go out of the house and see some of the world, you cowardly racist little puke.
It's a good day to start that exercise program. And talk to a living, breathing person.
We could give a good fuck about your banning.
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Who'd have thought? Shlongy on the INTERNET telling people to get a life.
Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2004-10-09 14:13:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
HAHAHAHA!
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-10-08 23:30:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-10-08 21:02:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
I wonder if I'm next?
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"People say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one."
One down...1000 more to go.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-08 23:05:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Like you'd have any clue at all what to do at the sight of any woman's ass, you fucking dweeb fairy.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-10-08 21:03:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-10-08 12:34:37 (#)
Ranking: -2
Who gives a dingleberry on a rat's ass?
Not I.
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But... If it was a dingleberry on Loren's ass, there'd be a line 20 deep. And, I'd be at the front of it.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-10-08 21:02:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wonder if I'm next?
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2004-10-08 15:15:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Banned_KoolMang (user info) at 2004-10-05 23:08:47 (#)
Ranking: 0
I know Fetish sometimes claims either he doesn't care for his ratings, but for his hits, or whatever, but I can honestly say this: I was feeling suicidal that evening, and as for Ubersite, I felt "Why not?" when Degreeless asked me to spam her post. I got banned, and thought "Bah, hits don't matter, I'll never beat Fetish."
Anyway, Bart can erase my account from the MVA if he wants, I will no longer be using it even if he lets me. I don't know, I'm kind of confused, but KoolMang's era is over. But I will not leave.
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Quit your bitching.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2004-10-08 15:12:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Silence, you sniveling whoreson.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-10-08 15:11:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Banned_KoolMang (user info) at 2004-10-08 10:30:42 (#)
Ranking: 0
Bart may have won the war, but he hasn't won the battle!
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And even if you win the battle, bart still won the war, so, you lose.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-10-08 15:09:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I give a +2 to bart. :)
Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-10-08 14:58:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Banned_KoolMang (user info) at 2004-10-08 10:30:42 (#)
Ranking: 0
Bart may have won the war, but he hasn't won the battle!
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Do your lips Move when you read stops signs?...Mange, you're starting to get creepy...like Dalhmer creepy. God I want to bitch slap you back to wherever you were shat.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-10-08 14:27:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haha that is too funny thanks for the good news
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-10-08 13:19:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I was wondering how the fuck I'd gone up to #29.
Shame it was you, but I'm glad of a bit more time as Smurfs soars up the league.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-10-08 12:51:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-10-08 12:38:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
bullshit. I CONCUR!
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-10-08 12:34:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Who gives a dingleberry on a rat's ass?
Not I.
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-10-08 12:26:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love you KoolMang, but now it's all the easier for me to get on the MVA.
Woo hoo!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-08 12:18:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Personally, I'm sick of this little fucker's whining.
Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-10-08 12:12:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You know, this morning I sense a little bit of joy in uberville. You're a wee little bitch, you think the rules don't apply to you. I'm glad you got slapped down.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-10-08 12:06:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-10-08 08:23:03 (#)
Ranking: 0
Didn't you tell him that he could do that in a previous post?
All I ever noticed him saying was that he'd eventually slip off, since he can't post under that account anymore.
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-10-08 11:36:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
its like back to the future, bart went back in time and changed an event which subsequently made you never make the original KoolMang account, you weren't taken off, you're account was erased from existence.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2004-10-08 11:16:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm sure it has nothing to do with you personally.
I'm sure Kerry is the better candidate.
I'm sure that if we had stayed out of Iraq things would be fine and dandy.
I'm sure there is no liberal bias in the American news media.
I'm sure I can continue injecting cocaine directly into my penis with no ill effects.
Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2004-10-08 10:53:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You know... this is a lot funnier as an innocent bystander. No offense to your or anything Mang.
Hey, I bet someone could write a badass screenplay for this, and sell it to Paramount! (Okay probably not, but it would be cool.)
Just imagine it the previews:
TWO MEN...
ONE WEBSITE...
WHO WILL CONTROL...
UBERSITE!
I'd pay five bucks to see it.
Submitted by Banned_KoolMang (user info) at 2004-10-08 10:39:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
He'll never delete ME, though! Muahahahahahhahahahahaha!~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-10-08 10:32:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
HAHAHAHA
About fucking time.
Now all he has to do is delete every piece of shit you've written and we'll be in business.
Submitted by Banned_KoolMang (user info) at 2004-10-08 10:30:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Bart may have won the war, but he hasn't won the battle!
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-10-08 10:29:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Behold the power of Bart.
Friggin awesome.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2004-10-08 10:20:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You should listen to Schlongy.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-10-08 10:19:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Happiest day of my Uber life.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-10-08 09:55:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Quite bitching.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-08 09:33:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Maybe if you threaten to hold your breath, kick, scream, cry and roll around on the floor, he'll let you back on so your entire life can go on.
You fucking continual crybaby.
Good grief, go out of the house and see some of the world, you cowardly racist little puke.
It's a good day to start that exercise program. And talk to a living, breathing person.
We could give a good fuck about your banning.
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-10-08 08:53:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You posted more posts in the past week than most ubersiters post in a year. your obsession with this site is like fetish's obsession with... this site. It's not very sexy.
HAHAHAHHA
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-10-08 08:47:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Let us apply the wire mask with the rats...
Submitted by Banned_KoolMang (user info) at 2004-10-08 08:42:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2004-10-08 08:40:41 (#)
Ranking: -2
ha
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Shut up you n00b Gook!
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2004-10-08 08:40:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ha
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-10-08 08:34:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You are only a ghost.
You never existed.
WAAAAA!
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-10-08 08:33:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Bart: Koolmang......I am your father. Now mow the lawn you little prick.
Submitted by DUMFART (user info) at 2004-10-08 08:28:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You posted more posts in the past week than most ubersiters post in a year. your obsession with this site is like fetish's obsession with... this site. It's not very sexy.
Oh, and you'se a DUMFART.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-10-08 08:25:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Does this mean the end?
Dun....Dun...Dun!!!!
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-10-08 08:23:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Didn't you tell him that he could do that in a previous post?