My Camwhore!! (1139 hits)
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Submitted by melchickxx19.at.yahoo.com (View user info) at 2004-10-08 12:30:16 EDT
Hey I'm Melissa and I came here after seeing that funny Aicha video which I totally LOVE. About myself, my name's Melissa. I'm from San Diego, California (the BEST place in the world) I'm 19 and a student at UCLA. I totally love the college life and all the cute guys there. Hehe. Well I'm just gonna end this with a picture of me, and don't worry I'm gonna write some funny stories about college life later.
Bye! xoxo Melissa
User Reviews
Submitted by ForeSkin (user info) at 2004-10-16 21:17:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Spiral_Abraxis has a 12 inch penis
Submitted by victorisperfect (user info) at 2004-10-08 23:26:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
you get a +1 for the prison issue striped bikini.
3 things come to mind when I see your pic.
1) Strawberry Sundae
2) Gorilla Mask
3) Donkey Punch
not sure which I'd prefer...
"Stop! The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised." - Zapp Brannigan
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-10-08 15:37:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-10-08 12:55:18 (#)
Ranking: -2
I hope the first 'funny' story that you write is about the time you got AIDS after drinking a spiked glass of punch at a frat party. I'd like for that story to end with a doctor estimated life expectancy of under 6 months.
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sheesh, PMJ. I hope it's shenanigans or else you prolly made some chick in
Cali cry.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-10-08 15:17:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 for the content
-2 for your 'interests'
-2 for you!
you're about an 8 on 1-10
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-08 15:11:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
These are ALL fakey wakeys, kids.
No broad, with a smidgen of working brain matter, would send a random picture- and follow it up with THAT bullshit that "she" wrote- to Ubersite, of all places.
With that said, I'd eat the corn out of her hole, lemme tell ya....
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2004-10-08 15:10:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"Call me Spiral. I think KoolMang and squattail were funny. That's because I'm a fucking kid and I am, by definition, an idiot. WHEEEEE!"
Fuck off, you little bastard.
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-10-08 15:08:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd do ya...
...in the spiral pooper.
Submitted by Zeccs (user info) at 2004-10-08 14:55:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You're lucky i have both eyes and a penis, or, you would have absolutely nothing to offer me as a human being.
Submitted by Zod (user info) at 2004-10-08 14:54:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Come on, people. Look at the user info. Gullible bastards.
You get a 1 for tricking 3/4's of the people who viewed this post.
Submitted by MrRottenTreats (user info) at 2004-10-08 14:52:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd do you. You want my number?
Oh wait..I live in England..
You got MSN? Money?
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-10-08 14:51:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fisting please
Submitted by Don_Megga (user info) at 2004-10-08 14:49:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
possibly fake.
possibly real.
i dont care enough to + or - this.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2004-10-08 13:35:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
how original
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2004-10-08 13:35:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-10-08 12:52:50 (#)
Ranking: 0
shenannigans.
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2004-10-08 13:12:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
bleh
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-10-08 13:00:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Allow me to be the first to say it..........
SHOW ME YOUR ELBOWS!!!!!!
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-10-08 12:55:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I hope the first 'funny' story that you write is about the time you got AIDS after drinking a spiked glass of punch at a frat party. I'd like for that story to end with a doctor estimated life expectancy of under 6 months.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-10-08 12:54:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Congratulations on being tragically average
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-10-08 12:52:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
shenannigans.
"open up and smile, you cunt.."
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-10-08 12:46:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Oh well... Might as well wait and see how many tards fall for it.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-10-08 12:46:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
RANDOM JOE THE COWARDLY COCKSMOKER, CAN SUCK MY FUCKING BALLS>...
Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2004-10-08 12:42:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
When Tuesday did it, I laughed.
When you ripped off his work, and did it too, I cried.
This deserves a "-2 die."
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-10-08 12:39:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by themattcollins (user info) at 2004-10-08 12:35:55 (#)
Ranking: 1
you only get a plus one for being genetically lucky.
plus, this might be shenannigans.
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Submitted by big_wigger (user info) at 2004-10-08 12:34:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
you've been a bad girl and must be spanked
bend over my knee!
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two more retards; how do people this stupid even manage to breathe.
Submitted by Enkiel (user info) at 2004-10-08 12:38:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
wonder if he/she know what is a camwhore....
Submitted by themattcollins (user info) at 2004-10-08 12:35:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
you only get a plus one for being genetically lucky.
plus, this might be shenannigans.
Submitted by big_wigger (user info) at 2004-10-08 12:34:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you've been a bad girl and must be spanked
bend over my knee!
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-10-08 12:33:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-10-08 12:32:14 (#)
Ranking: 0
Man... I would fuck the ass out of you!
Err... I mean welcome to ubersite young lady.
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dumb-ass
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-10-08 12:33:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sorry Spiral, Tuesday did this yesterday. It was mildly amusing the first time.
Now it's shat.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-10-08 12:33:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
didn't tuesday do this like yesterday?
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-10-08 12:33:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shenanigans, again.
Stop doing this assholes.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-10-08 12:32:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Shenanigans.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-10-08 12:32:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Man... I would fuck the ass out of you!
Err... I mean welcome to ubersite young lady.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-10-08 12:32:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Or Melissa. Who cares.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-10-08 12:31:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'd do Spiral in the pooper.
...er...I mean michelle.
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-10-08 12:31:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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