Annoying Uberusers Defined (600 hits)
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Submitted by Sekeeth <sdsink.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-10-08 18:58:23 EDT
Here are the most annoying, degenerate, wasteful, mongoloid, morons that the Internet has to offer. Please enjoy. Oh, you know who you are.
1) The -2th Fairy. When you disagree with a posting of one of these people please beware. No matter how rational your objective is, it falls on deaf ears. All that matters is the -2 that you gave them. In retaliation they then go through all of your previous postings and give them a generous dose of -2. Most -2th fairies will not even bother to read the posts either. I myself have managed to aquire two of these wonders.
2) The Spamonster. We all know these shitsplats. Now, I agree that we can all disagree, but to give someone a -2 ten times in a row is a bit extreme. Not only does it throw off eveyones stats, but in actuallity the spamonster doesn't now that they are actually contributing to the "#s Reviewed" stat. Hopefully, by my pointing this out, this will cease to continue.
3) The NON-Funny Racists. I myself am an equal opportunist. Some of the racist things that I have read on Uber were quite funny. Funny being that they were not overly hatefilled or kindly played on the observations of foreigners. Those deserve the +#. On the other hand, I do not need to hear about your hatred of towelheads, wetbacks, spics, Jews, krauts, canucks, chinks, or any other of the multitude of slanderous names I can think of. Please go to ihate______.com for that shit.
4) The Anti-Americans/Anti-Canadians/Anti-Brits. You have nothing new to contribute. It's all been said before. Get over yourself. Oh, and see #3.
5) The One-line Wonder. Enough with the posts that consist of one line. Use the other 99.2% of your brain and think of at LEAST a paragraph. Moron. Oh, the shitty picture at the bottom usually doesn't help, unless it's absolutely hilarious and society cannot continue without seeing it.
6) MS-Artists. By no means is this directed a Gib or many of the truely gifted MS Paint people. The "Eleven Feet of Awesome" is just that, awesome. But to the preschoolers who post most of the shit, just write your feelings. Or maybe spend more than two minutes perfecting your "art". The last thing I want to do is stare at something for twice the amount of time it took you to make it, trying to figure out if it's a hand or a dick. Picasso.
Now, let the beatings begin.
User Reviews
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-10-08 23:10:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh yeah, I rule.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-08 23:09:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OMG I JUST MADE AN ORIGINAL IDEA! LETS EMAIL IT TO PRESIDENT BUSH!
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-10-08 23:07:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you've forgotten what Uber is all about. tsk tsk.
Submitted by Sekeeth (user info) at 2004-10-08 22:57:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
blah blah blah *sniffle*
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-10-08 21:52:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"Not only does it throw off eveyones stats, but in actuallity the spamonster doesn't now that they are actually contributing to the "#s Reviewed" stat. Hopefully, by my pointing this out, this will cease to continue. "
You only had a -1 until you said that... You really think, on a site that's been going for years and has almost 13,000 users, you're the first person to point that out?
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-10-08 21:29:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
#7. BRAND NEW users who think they're original by making a post that's been done 11,349 times before them.
Asshole.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-10-08 21:20:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-10-08 20:47:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 For the Sox sweep.
Submitted by Sepsis (user info) at 2004-10-08 19:33:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
-2th fairy. heh heh
Submitted by great_angst (user info) at 2004-10-08 19:32:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by tomato-soup (user info) at 2004-10-08 19:18:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
gene ray makes more sense than this retardedness
Submitted by lordzinor (user info) at 2004-10-08 19:15:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What the fuck, you boring cunt...Why do you waste your time defining annoying ubersite users? What the fucj im totally exasperated..Fuckin hell kill yourself quickly..hurry up gor gods sake! God I hate humanity.
Submitted by big_wigger (user info) at 2004-10-08 19:09:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
thanks for putting it out there but logic and objectivity drives all the racist haters on this site into a frothing rage binge so expect plenty of "fuk u! its a free country and a i can talk about how much i hate niggers all i want" posts
but you already knew that
Submitted by Untitled_User (user info) at 2004-10-08 19:09:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i like paint pictures. i agree. i hate 1-5. you're number 7 - people who bitch about stupid shit. YAY!
Submitted by HelloMello (user info) at 2004-10-08 19:07:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I agree
Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-10-08 19:01:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Schwarzes_Glas (user info) at 2004-10-08 19:01:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
6th post syndrome. Been there.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-10-08 19:00:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow, that's pretty much me.
4) The Anti-Americans/Anti-Canadians/Anti-Brits
Down down anglosphere! Allahu akbar! :P