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Why did the chicken cross the road? (399 hits)

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Submitted by 40. Spiral (View user info) at 2004-10-09 11:21:56 EDT


Spiral Abraxis (6:12:34 PM): why did the chicken cross the road
Tom The Uber (6:13:03 PM): to get to the other side
Spiral Abraxis (6:13:06 PM): yes
Tom The Uber (6:13:44 PM): Why did Fetish cross the road
Spiral Abraxis (6:14:16 PM): to get to the girl scout meeting so he could cut a hole in the wall of the building and jerk off.
Tom The Uber (6:14:27 PM): nerp
Tom The Uber (6:14:34 PM): COZ HIS DICK WAS STUCK IN THE CHICKEN
Tom The Uber (6:14:37 PM): HURR HURR HURR
Spiral Abraxis (6:14:40 PM): hahaha


Spiral Abraxis (6:13:19 PM): why did the chicken cross the road
Uber John Galt (6:13:27 PM): to get to the other side
Spiral Abraxis (6:13:31 PM): yes
Uber John Galt (6:13:36 PM): what do I win?
Spiral Abraxis (6:13:50 PM): nothing!
Uber John Galt (6:14:20 PM): damn
Uber John Galt (6:14:25 PM): what kind of contest is this?
Spiral Abraxis (6:14:33 PM): a shitty ass contest
Uber John Galt (6:15:37 PM): tell me about it


Spiral Abraxis (6:17:49 PM): why did the chicken cross the road
qwsderfgtyhuji (6:18:14 PM): to kill the pope
Spiral Abraxis (6:18:43 PM): to get to the other side
qwsderfgtyhuji (6:18:53 PM): damn
qwsderfgtyhuji (6:18:55 PM): i was close
Spiral Abraxis (6:19:02 PM): yeah you were.


Spiral Abraxis (6:16:27 PM): why did the chicken cross the road

Auto response from JMG114 (6:16:28 PM): Crossing the border on a Taco Bell run.

JMG114 (6:22:46 PM): Heh.
JMG114 returned at 6:22:46 PM.
JMG114 (6:23:03 PM): Mmm.... taco bell.
Spiral Abraxis (6:23:20 PM): to get to the other side
JMG114 (6:23:32 PM): Oh. That was going to be my second guess.


Spiral Abraxis (6:17:57 PM): why did the chicken cross the road
IRDanWhoU (6:18:04 PM): why?
Spiral Abraxis (6:18:36 PM): to get to the other side
IRDanWhoU (6:18:42 PM): dmn


Spiral Abraxis (6:17:42 PM): why did the chicken cross the road
stonedcapitalist (6:17:47 PM): ?
Spiral Abraxis (6:18:54 PM): to get to the other side
stonedcapitalist (6:19:02 PM): OMFG
stonedcapitalist (6:19:09 PM): MY LIFE HAS BEEN CHANGED FOREVER
stonedcapitalist (6:19:17 PM): OH MY GOD IM GOING TO BECOME A MONK
Spiral Abraxis (6:19:34 PM): monks are bald
stonedcapitalist (6:19:52 PM): whoa. OMFG
stonedcapitalist (6:19:56 PM): ANOTHER REVELATION
Spiral Abraxis (6:20:02 PM): ahhhh
stonedcapitalist (6:20:27 PM): I AM FOREVER CHANGED
Spiral Abraxis (6:20:50 PM): im not.
stonedcapitalist (6:21:11 PM): oh.
stonedcapitalist (6:21:12 PM): well.
stonedcapitalist (6:21:14 PM): you should be.


Spiral Abraxis (6:13:43 PM): why did the chicken cross the road
harmlessness (6:13:51 PM): to lick bart's balls
Spiral Abraxis (6:14:25 PM): to get to the other side
harmlessness (6:15:04 PM): NO
harmlessness (6:15:06 PM): WRONG
Spiral Abraxis (6:15:10 PM): NO MAN
Spiral Abraxis (6:15:13 PM): THATS RIGHT
harmlessness (6:15:22 PM): NO
Spiral Abraxis (6:15:36 PM): dude.
Spiral Abraxis (6:15:38 PM): its right.
harmlessness (6:15:47 PM): no
Spiral Abraxis (6:16:01 PM): yes
harmlessness (6:16:38 PM): nope
Spiral Abraxis (6:16:50 PM): yeah


Spiral Abraxis (6:17:34 PM): why did the chicken cross the road
spooner2222 (6:18:46 PM): Because he felt like it man, damn, why you always gotta be all up the chicken's grill, damn!
Spiral Abraxis (6:19:13 PM): haha
Spiral Abraxis (6:19:14 PM): no.
Spiral Abraxis (6:19:19 PM): to get to the other side
spooner2222 (6:19:42 PM): Oh
spooner2222 (6:19:47 PM): Well as much was assumed.


Spiral Abraxis (6:49:04 PM): why did the chicken cross the road
ShiningDomon325 (6:49:09 PM): hey
ShiningDomon325 (6:49:13 PM): no clue why?
Spiral Abraxis (6:49:29 PM): to get to the other side
ShiningDomon325 (6:49:30 PM): and why did you im me anywho? haven't seen you in quite awhile
Spiral Abraxis (6:49:39 PM): to ask you that question
ShiningDomon325 (6:49:50 PM): um right...
Spiral Abraxis (6:49:57 PM): yeah
ShiningDomon325 (6:50:00 PM): that makes bloody sense i guess


Spiral Abraxis (6:51:13 PM): why did the chicken cross the road
JH MM13 (6:51:38 PM): because the chicken is a stupid slutwhore who wants to have sex with the hen on the other side of the street
Spiral Abraxis (6:51:46 PM): to get to the other side.


Spiral Abraxis (10:19:12 AM): why did the chicken cross the road
uberbargled (10:19:21 AM): to suck my peener
Spiral Abraxis (10:19:29 AM): to get to the other side.
uberbargled (10:19:53 AM): NO! IT SUCKED ME OFF!
Spiral Abraxis (10:20:02 AM): nah, i don't think so


Spiral Abraxis (10:19:19 AM): why did the chicken cross the road
SnugglesAssassin (10:19:28 AM): to suck me off
Spiral Abraxis (10:19:37 AM): to get to the othe side.
Spiral Abraxis (10:19:40 AM): other*
SnugglesAssassin (10:19:47 AM): dsrkljehwakhaha

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Submitted by ForeSkin (user info) at 2004-10-16 21:18:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

pretty funny, AIM me, Niggalipz342

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-09 17:15:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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