Why did the chicken cross the road? (1162 hits)
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Submitted by 40. Spiral (View user info) at 2004-10-09 11:21:57 EDT
Spiral Abraxis (6:12:34 PM): why did the chicken cross the road
Tom The Uber (6:13:03 PM): to get to the other side
Spiral Abraxis (6:13:06 PM): yes
Tom The Uber (6:13:44 PM): Why did Fetish cross the road
Spiral Abraxis (6:14:16 PM): to get to the girl scout meeting so he could cut a hole in the wall of the building and jerk off.
Tom The Uber (6:14:27 PM): nerp
Tom The Uber (6:14:34 PM): COZ HIS DICK WAS STUCK IN THE CHICKEN
Tom The Uber (6:14:37 PM): HURR HURR HURR
Spiral Abraxis (6:14:40 PM): hahaha
Spiral Abraxis (6:13:19 PM): why did the chicken cross the road
Uber John Galt (6:13:27 PM): to get to the other side
Spiral Abraxis (6:13:31 PM): yes
Uber John Galt (6:13:36 PM): what do I win?
Spiral Abraxis (6:13:50 PM): nothing!
Uber John Galt (6:14:20 PM): damn
Uber John Galt (6:14:25 PM): what kind of contest is this?
Spiral Abraxis (6:14:33 PM): a shitty ass contest
Uber John Galt (6:15:37 PM): tell me about it
Spiral Abraxis (6:17:49 PM): why did the chicken cross the road
qwsderfgtyhuji (6:18:14 PM): to kill the pope
Spiral Abraxis (6:18:43 PM): to get to the other side
qwsderfgtyhuji (6:18:53 PM): damn
qwsderfgtyhuji (6:18:55 PM): i was close
Spiral Abraxis (6:19:02 PM): yeah you were.
Spiral Abraxis (6:16:27 PM): why did the chicken cross the road
Auto response from JMG114 (6:16:28 PM): Crossing the border on a Taco Bell run.
JMG114 (6:22:46 PM): Heh.
JMG114 returned at 6:22:46 PM.
JMG114 (6:23:03 PM): Mmm.... taco bell.
Spiral Abraxis (6:23:20 PM): to get to the other side
JMG114 (6:23:32 PM): Oh. That was going to be my second guess.
Spiral Abraxis (6:17:57 PM): why did the chicken cross the road
IRDanWhoU (6:18:04 PM): why?
Spiral Abraxis (6:18:36 PM): to get to the other side
IRDanWhoU (6:18:42 PM): dmn
Spiral Abraxis (6:17:42 PM): why did the chicken cross the road
stonedcapitalist (6:17:47 PM): ?
Spiral Abraxis (6:18:54 PM): to get to the other side
stonedcapitalist (6:19:02 PM): OMFG
stonedcapitalist (6:19:09 PM): MY LIFE HAS BEEN CHANGED FOREVER
stonedcapitalist (6:19:17 PM): OH MY GOD IM GOING TO BECOME A MONK
Spiral Abraxis (6:19:34 PM): monks are bald
stonedcapitalist (6:19:52 PM): whoa. OMFG
stonedcapitalist (6:19:56 PM): ANOTHER REVELATION
Spiral Abraxis (6:20:02 PM): ahhhh
stonedcapitalist (6:20:27 PM): I AM FOREVER CHANGED
Spiral Abraxis (6:20:50 PM): im not.
stonedcapitalist (6:21:11 PM): oh.
stonedcapitalist (6:21:12 PM): well.
stonedcapitalist (6:21:14 PM): you should be.
Spiral Abraxis (6:13:43 PM): why did the chicken cross the road
harmlessness (6:13:51 PM): to lick bart's balls
Spiral Abraxis (6:14:25 PM): to get to the other side
harmlessness (6:15:04 PM): NO
harmlessness (6:15:06 PM): WRONG
Spiral Abraxis (6:15:10 PM): NO MAN
Spiral Abraxis (6:15:13 PM): THATS RIGHT
harmlessness (6:15:22 PM): NO
Spiral Abraxis (6:15:36 PM): dude.
Spiral Abraxis (6:15:38 PM): its right.
harmlessness (6:15:47 PM): no
Spiral Abraxis (6:16:01 PM): yes
harmlessness (6:16:38 PM): nope
Spiral Abraxis (6:16:50 PM): yeah
Spiral Abraxis (6:17:34 PM): why did the chicken cross the road
spooner2222 (6:18:46 PM): Because he felt like it man, damn, why you always gotta be all up the chicken's grill, damn!
Spiral Abraxis (6:19:13 PM): haha
Spiral Abraxis (6:19:14 PM): no.
Spiral Abraxis (6:19:19 PM): to get to the other side
spooner2222 (6:19:42 PM): Oh
spooner2222 (6:19:47 PM): Well as much was assumed.
Spiral Abraxis (6:49:04 PM): why did the chicken cross the road
ShiningDomon325 (6:49:09 PM): hey
ShiningDomon325 (6:49:13 PM): no clue why?
Spiral Abraxis (6:49:29 PM): to get to the other side
ShiningDomon325 (6:49:30 PM): and why did you im me anywho? haven't seen you in quite awhile
Spiral Abraxis (6:49:39 PM): to ask you that question
ShiningDomon325 (6:49:50 PM): um right...
Spiral Abraxis (6:49:57 PM): yeah
ShiningDomon325 (6:50:00 PM): that makes bloody sense i guess
Spiral Abraxis (6:51:13 PM): why did the chicken cross the road
JH MM13 (6:51:38 PM): because the chicken is a stupid slutwhore who wants to have sex with the hen on the other side of the street
Spiral Abraxis (6:51:46 PM): to get to the other side.
Spiral Abraxis (10:19:12 AM): why did the chicken cross the road
uberbargled (10:19:21 AM): to suck my peener
Spiral Abraxis (10:19:29 AM): to get to the other side.
uberbargled (10:19:53 AM): NO! IT SUCKED ME OFF!
Spiral Abraxis (10:20:02 AM): nah, i don't think so
Spiral Abraxis (10:19:19 AM): why did the chicken cross the road
SnugglesAssassin (10:19:28 AM): to suck me off
Spiral Abraxis (10:19:37 AM): to get to the othe side.
Spiral Abraxis (10:19:40 AM): other*
SnugglesAssassin (10:19:47 AM): dsrkljehwakhaha
User Reviews
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-09-24 08:00:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-09 17:47:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
All "fowl" are winged, fucktard.
HAR
Submitted by tehgareh (user info) at 2005-06-08 00:35:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-10-11 14:48:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
good post.
did you know its more marketable to say you're from mars? i didn't.
Submitted by Lost_Gator_Fan (user info) at 2004-10-11 14:33:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for being all up the chicken's grill.
Submitted by Jen <jen_hopkin.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-10-11 13:01:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Boring... or pointless
Submitted by Amy (user info) at 2004-10-10 00:11:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
(+2) Kicker of all ass
Submitted by The_Walrus (user info) at 2004-10-09 21:50:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow. An AIM conversation worthy of a +2.
You must have been really bored.
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-10-09 21:42:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
funny
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-10-09 21:34:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I laughed.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-10-09 19:40:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/30069
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-10-09 19:36:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Spiral finally earned a +40
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-09 17:47:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
All "fowl" are winged, fucktard.
Submitted by Sekeeth (user info) at 2004-10-09 17:46:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Holy shit....a plus 2 from cigar."
Hehehe. +1 for that.
Oh, 1 for the post. Made me wonder about the intentions of the chicken and his motivation as a flightless but winged foul.
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-10-09 17:28:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Holy shit....a plus 2 from cigar.
I think I just wet myself.
Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-10-09 17:23:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
damn.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2004-10-09 17:22:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Although technically, using the phrase "CROSSING, the road" would indicate an already mentioned achievement of attaining the other side of afore-mentioned road.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-09 17:15:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Best.Post.EVAR
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-10-09 17:07:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-10-09 16:34:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-10-09 16:08:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Spooner 0wnz j00!
Submitted by ValakasDemon at 2004-10-09 14:52:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2004-10-09 14:40:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Sepsis (user info) at 2004-10-09 14:05:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
brilliant
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2004-10-09 13:17:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You made me look like the biggest, brain-dead dumbass in the universe.
+2 for that.
Submitted by HelloMello (user info) at 2004-10-09 13:07:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-10-09 12:44:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is your best post EVER.
Submitted by queensowntalia (user info) at 2004-10-09 12:18:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-10-09 12:04:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You earned this +2.
Submitted by TrickyRicky (user info) at 2004-10-09 11:50:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pure gold
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-10-09 11:43:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for that exchange with Harmlessness. Absurdity is funny.
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-10-09 11:37:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Spiral Abraxis (6:17:49 PM): why did the chicken cross the road
qwsderfgtyhuji (6:18:14 PM): to kill the pope
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Hahaha... I'm awesome.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-10-09 11:35:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-10-09 11:34:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Truth.
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-10-09 11:31:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For some insane reason this made me giggle like a schoolgirl who's had too much sugar.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-10-09 11:28:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Going to stop posting when you reach zero?
Submitted by Pringles4eva (user info) at 2004-10-09 11:24:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
uberbargled: i have proof. it scarred me.
Spiral Abraxis: haha
Spiral Abraxis: really?
uberbargled: with it's chicken lips
uberbargled: they aren't even real lips!
Spiral Abraxis: i know man
uberbargled: fucker. it tricked me.