A fantasy I have. (693 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -0.09 on 14 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Banned KoolMang <baba_booey_shooey.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-10-10 01:00:01 EDT
My fantasy is to go back in time to when I was in grade 11, and eat out all the girls in my high school of all grades. Each grade will have its own chart, for I shall be picking the tastiest girl of each grade, grade 9 would probably win. But here's what each chart will consist of:
Columns will be:
Ass:
-condition before eating (debris, hair, etc.)
-smell
-taste
-girl's reaction to cleansing
Pussy:
-condition before eating (clean/dirty, hair, colour)
-smell
-taste
-girl's reaction to eating
-girl's orgasm
-amount of ejaculatory fluids that fill mouth
The rows will consist of:
-name of each girl in each grade, hence if it was Grade 9, I would include the name of each hot grade 9 girl I would eat out in the rows.
The tastiest grade 9 girl would probably win. They always do.
User Reviews
Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2004-10-11 11:55:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
VIRGIN ALERT!!
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-10-10 09:03:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment, bitch.
Submitted by heyzues (user info) at 2004-10-10 07:27:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's like God wrote a post, and then gave it to mang, and mang posted it. Thats how good this post is.
If givin the oppertunity, what guy, over the age of 30, wouldn't take up that offer?
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-10-10 07:15:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Glad to see that you're back to your usual self.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/47692
Submitted by Blitzen (user info) at 2004-10-10 03:49:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you disgust me
Submitted by heretic (user info) at 2004-10-10 03:37:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
mmm.... 'tang
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-10-10 03:12:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/46104
I'm sure it is all their fantasies as well.
Submitted by MouRNIngLoRY (user info) at 2004-10-10 03:09:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
wow, you should really kill yourself for the good of society.
Submitted by Banned_KoolMang (user info) at 2004-10-10 02:46:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Another chart would be produced, which will rate how each girl performs while being anally-raped on a bed, face-down, pushing against the bedbars, and biting the pillow. The one whose agony turns me on the most will win the prize.
Submitted by TheMidnight12AM (user info) at 2004-10-10 02:41:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Blah...
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-10-10 01:58:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just pretend you are a Junior. It works the same, I found.
Submitted by fatty at 2004-10-10 01:45:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hari-kiri m8, go ahead and kill yourself.
Submitted by Banned_KoolMang (user info) at 2004-10-10 01:09:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
After which, of course, my life would be complete, its purpose fulfilled. So I would stand on a field, and have an army of crazed swordsmen charge me.
Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-10-10 01:03:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
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