My time with Todd. (541 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -0.83 on 7 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by V@L (View user info) at 2004-10-10 03:41:54 EDT
Hello, I would like to talk about Todd, I think hes great!
And this isn't going to be a total just plug about the fab Todd, I just wanted to share abit about him before he is gone forever you see even though I haven't had it properly diagnosed I have a growth on my wrist, I mean its not something horrid and grotesk, its actually quite lovely.
I am thinking that it has something to do with 'that time of the month' comming around again, from what I've heard off hand from nurses or whoever in the medical areas they say that cists and ... theres another word for it, happen more frequently around that time of the month, which is ok, dosn't hurt anything, its just around for a visit.
Which gets me to Todd, who is a very nice little guy, camping out on my wrist, good for him! I've had many a person come and poke him too, which makes him happy, he likes the attention. But he is getting smaller and the chances of him growing anymore are slim. its a sad sad day for Todd.
It'll be ok, I will get on fine without him, but still, its not a thing I look forward to when the day comes when I will be waving good day to someone and can't say 'Todd says farewell too!'.
So yes, this entry is for todd, who is having little fun while helping with this message because he knows what fate lies in store for him.
User Reviews
Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2004-10-10 10:40:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
A: I now feel sick.
B: This post was absolutely fucking awful.
Submitted by YouSuckKid at 2004-10-10 08:59:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Woah, is this for real? I'm sorry, now I have to tell you off. A bit = 2 words. A "cist" does not exist. I'm not even going get into the rest of your shit usage of the English language, becasue quite frankly, there were too many errors to correct. Now listen you fucking moron. Yes, you heard me- moron. I hope the following happens to Tod so that we are ensured that we never have to read this sort of shit again:
I hope that cyst becomes infected and blows up to the size of a grape. And when it's nicely infected with puss, fat and blood (becuase that's what happens to them when they're infected), your doctor will get a needle and splice that bitch before sqeezing out all the shit inside while you cry your bloody eyes out.
Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2004-10-10 08:43:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by icarus9mm (user info) at 2004-10-10 03:48:08 (#)
Ranking: -1
i very nearly threw up my chocolate milk.
but then i thought, "holy shit chocolate milk rocks" and held it in.
-------------
This was a pretty substandard post.... but I laughed at this...
Submitted by Quasiplasmohedron (user info) at 2004-10-10 06:05:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-10-10 05:42:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what the fuck
Submitted by TheMidnight12AM (user info) at 2004-10-10 03:49:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Mortally wounded.
Submitted by icarus9mm (user info) at 2004-10-10 03:48:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
i very nearly threw up my chocolate milk.
but then i thought, "holy shit chocolate milk rocks" and held it in.