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All math is a farce part two – or – why I am a scamming, unoriginal dork who wants to get in lojopes pants (703 hits)

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Rating: 0.86 on 17 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Glitch Cow (View user info) at 2004-10-10 15:02:36 EDT


If this attachment doesn't work I'm camwhoring naked.

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Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-11-14 19:59:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I am going with advals.

This is a curious case of obfuscation in the third degree.

Mind you it worked for OJ so why not maths.

Submitted by monkey at 2004-10-10 18:31:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Maybe morons ignore it.

Submitted by GlitchCowman (user info) at 2004-10-10 18:11:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Cookies will be forthcoming.

And I must confess that this isn't my proof, I stole it from an ap engineering class, but found it rather amusing since most people ignore the holes.

Submitted by Julia (user info) at 2004-10-10 16:34:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Sorry, no. The steps, while becoming smaller, will always be right angles. You just can't see them.

Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-10-10 16:20:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

That would be because the hypotenuse of the triangle is actually equal to the sum of the hypotenuses of each of the "step triangles," rather than their sides; which, in turn, is equal to (w/n) * sqrt(2). Therefore, the actual formula should be: sigma = (w/n) * sqrt(2) * n. Which does, in fact, give you w * sqrt(2).

Now where's my cookie, bitch?

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-10-10 16:15:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Your mistake is taking (inf)/(inf)=1. This is not valid.

(inf)/(inf)=undefined, it does not have a value.

Submitted by GlitchCowman (user info) at 2004-10-10 15:36:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Also, anyone who can explain to me why this proof is faulty wins a cookie.

Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-10-10 15:30:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

BTW, Part 1: http://www.ubersite.com/m/47344

Submitted by GlitchCowman (user info) at 2004-10-10 15:27:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

And geoff, shut yo mouth.

Submitted by GlitchCowman (user info) at 2004-10-10 15:26:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I do not understand why you people are still here.

GET IN YOUR FALLOUT SHELTERSSSS!!!!!

And why in god's name was I linked to that monstrosity of not downsizing?



Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-10-10 15:19:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/47356

Submitted by gain (user info) at 2004-10-10 15:14:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

boo


Submitted by Tenyuki (user info) at 2004-10-10 15:12:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'd still prefer breasts. Or ass. Mmm... your ass...

Submitted by ubersucks (user info) at 2004-10-10 15:12:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

damn.

Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-10-10 15:07:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-10 15:06:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Did you happen to say

http://www.ubersite.com/m/47774

rape?

Submitted by GlitchCowman (user info) at 2004-10-10 15:04:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I FEAR FOR THE FUTURE OF OUR COUNTRY AND ITS ISOCELES TRIANGLES


EVERYONE RUN TO THE NEAREST SAFETY SHELTER NOWWWWW

God my paint skills are arousing.


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