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Submitted by Corn Nugget (View user info) at 2004-10-10 19:20:29 EDT
I love crawling into bed with you. I love how soft you feel against my skin. All I have to do is turn you on- and you warm me right up. You're going to make those cold winter nights so much more bearable.
Oh Electric Blanket, I love you!
Last week I woke to find myself standing in my living room, yelling, "no no no get out go go get out!".
A few years ago I woke up in front of the medicine cabiniet, furiously searching for the telephone.
When I was flying home from Boston I kept saying, "what?!" in my sleep.
I'm told that I kick a lot while dreaming.
I speak arabic very well in my sleep. My ex used to be amazed at the conversations we could have in his language... as long as I wasn't awake things seemed to work well for us.
I love crawling into bed after I've made it. First the sheet, then the new electric blanket, then my comforter, and then the duvet cover. I feel secure, safe, and suffocatingly warm. When I wake up my blankets are virtually braided together... I must move a lot in the night. If it weren't for the mess of the blankets I'd think I didn't move at all, since I wake up the same way I fell asleep. I fall asleep and wake up in the exact same position, usually. I lay on my stomach, feet overlapping, hands above my head- pressed palm to palm.
I like to sleep with my socks on. Not all the way on, though. I push them off my heel so that they are bunched up around the arch of my foot, toes covered still. They always fall off in the night, sometimes I wake up to put them half on again.
I used to have a book that analyzed sleep positions. It says the people who sleep in the middle of the bed, on their back, laid out as if in their coffin- are arrogant and self-obsorbed. If you keep your hands tucked under you, you are very protective of yourself. If you sleep prone- all spread out- you are trusting.
The way I sleep shows I'm gaurded. I don't trust or love easily, but I am very connected with myself.
User Reviews
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-14 05:01:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-10-11 06:24:01 (#)
Ranking: 0
Aj knows because we slept in the same room in New Hampshire... he laid awake all night staring at me.
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you'Re shallow, I like that
Submitted by Lovejunkie (user info) at 2004-10-12 00:09:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-10-11 06:24:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Aj knows because we slept in the same room in New Hampshire... he laid awake all night staring at me.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-10-10 23:36:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You do move alot in your sleep, but I'm sure AJ wouldn't know that.
You're also a tad bit too fidgety.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-10-10 20:44:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Great! But I fear I am outclassed by shitfuck's smooth romantic talking.
I'm done spamming here.
Gone getting drunk.
Thank you america for jack daniel and 7-up.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-10-10 20:42:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/43597
No, we didn't.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-10-10 20:41:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-10-10 20:39:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I LOVE WINE!
Aj- Quit trying to make it look like we've slept together!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-10-10 20:37:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My semen taste like Camembert and Bordeaux altogheter.
Let the cheese build around your cock, do not shower!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-10-10 20:28:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You really can't sit still when you sleep.
Submitted by Quasiplasmohedron (user info) at 2004-10-10 20:28:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-10-10 20:08:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Testicles speak?
I've been with the wrong men!
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-10-10 20:01:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Goddamn sexy Frenchman--what's he got that I don't, French speaking testicles?
Parisenne semen?
Submitted by boredgurl210 (user info) at 2004-10-10 19:52:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For the reviews.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-10-10 19:44:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I can't! It keeps switching back. I put "corinne" then it says "I can't recieve messages" and I go back and put corinne and it says I can't recieve messages.
SO I logged out...!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-10-10 19:43:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I know you can't recieve message baby. Stop saying it hahaha
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-10-10 19:40:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
it isn't working for others either
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-10-10 19:39:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
caul, it's fun watching you speak french.
I understand it!
I am SO SMART
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-10-10 19:35:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wow
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-10-10 19:35:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't have that crap...anyway, I rarely get on those things. I just wanted to seduce you with my huge cock before shitfuck get to you.
Some other time I suppose.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-10-10 19:32:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Caul, MSN isn't working right now, it seems. Get yahoo or AIM or something.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-10-10 19:31:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i don't see any answer? maybe that's why all my friends weren't answering today.
i thought they found out i was gay
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-10-10 19:29:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Caul- What do you mean? Answer your messenger.
Shitfuck- You have SUCH a way with words... you're almost as great as my electric blanket!
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2004-10-10 19:28:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-10-10 19:24:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
Corrie I'm so fucking sick of this shit. You know what you did to me and now you're posting shit like this--what ever happend to you crawling aginst the length of my fat cock.
Fuck you, I love you.
Eat me.
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Perfect review.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-10-10 19:27:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Forget what I just said baby, I miss you--when are you coming home to play with my William Hung?
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-10-10 19:25:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh and by the way, that version of the HIV I gave you isn't really infectious, this little Jap guy at the fruitstand told me to tell you that washing your peach in whiskey will clear it all out.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-10-10 19:24:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Corrie I'm so fucking sick of this shit. You know what you did to me and now you're posting shit like this--what ever happend to you crawling aginst the length of my fat cock.
Fuck you, I love you.
Eat me.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-10-10 19:22:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you hurt my feelings :(
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2004-10-10 19:22:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Interesting.