Bart's a big fucking queer, he needs to pull Razor's dick outta his ass. (961 hits)
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Submitted by Banned KoolMang <baba_booey_shooey.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-10-10 20:03:13 EDT
So I hear that shitfuck has been banned. I've had it up to HERE with Bart! I think it's time for a revolution!
Yes, there are other forums out there, but my goal isn't to ruin this forum, it's one of 2 goals:
1) Bart will become so exhausted that he'll unban everyone and be liked for once in his life.
2) Bart will become so stressed that he'll abandon Ubersite, and we'll all move on to better things.
I'm tired of spamming, the only person I like to spam is:
Electro.
Why?
Because he's a fat autistic fuck who has NO wit, and thinks that it's emotionally damaging that he can create fictional deaths of Ubersite users as a shitty animation. Electro, here's a tip: look at lojope's latest post. She hates...or hated me because I joked about her rape. I apologized, and I meant it, but THAT is how you piss people off, shithead!
For God's sake, people, stand up for your rights, and post anything you fucking like! Use proxies if you want! What's Bart going to do? Ring up all our internet providers and ask them to shut off our service? They'll probably be so overwhelmed with the shitstorm he'd be causing that they'll just hang up on him for good and issue a national warning:
"Don't answer phone calls from Bart Cilfone."
Nice version of post:
Bart, pretty pretty please unban everyone and never ban anyone ever again? Also, stop being so queer?
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Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-10-11 19:35:05 EDT (#)
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Get a fucking life
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-10-11 19:32:26 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/47986
Back?
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-10-11 19:27:30 EDT (#)
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This is a prime example of why you're blocked on MSN.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-11 12:12:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Let me propose this to you.
We meet in person.
I kick your ass...badly.
You never post again.
Everybody's happy.
It's what we call a "win/win/you're a loser".
In the meantime, try turning off your computer and "leaving your house" for once, you pathetic dork.
Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2004-10-11 11:59:13 EDT (#)
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I hope Bart locks your new account too.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-10-11 03:53:21 EDT (#)
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haha you're banned
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-10-11 03:33:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shitfuck banned!!
Goddamnit!
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-10-11 00:33:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You are a complete tool, did you know that?
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-10-10 22:10:12 EDT (#)
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Ubersite seems to attract assholes for several reason. If you go back to origins, you'd see that everyone was an asshole back then. Razor even made a post about how people just are too nice on Uber these days. He longs for the assiholism of the old days...
Well, there's a new breed of asshole these days and it appears to be here to stay. Why? Assiholism is rewarded here. Our fearless leader suffers from toolbagitis that seems to inflame and attract every asshole from every nation. We can't all blame it on Bart though. Assholes move in clusters. Wherever one goes another will soon follow, and another, and another. Why do you think that most bathrooms have more than one stall? As soon as one asshole arrives, it attracts another.
Uber is just an asshole friendly place. Even the non-assholes make it so. The more the easily offended folks get offended at the assholes, the more the assholes offend them. Soon they invite other assholes. Some leave, some stay, some are on the MVA. Regardless, there seems to be a constant inlux of assholes. The worst part is those who don't even realize they are an asshole. These are the best kind, it takes so little work on another asshole's part to get the asshole in denial to flare up.
Let us not forget the role our leader plays in this, he seems to condone assiholism of some kinds but make measly attemps to contains others with the dreaded Bart ban. No only is this ineffective, but it breeds the worst kind of asshole, the INFLAMED ASSHOLE! The inflamed asshole is highly contagious and spreads like wildfire, it will bring out all the hidden assholes and even create new ones. This is getting long, I will end with a list of assholes and a short description of each.
1. The I'm a kid asshole - Tom is an excellent example. "I'm a little boy with funky hair, I'm entitled to be an asshole, you can't be one too. Just me."
2. The loser asshole - Shlongy is a fine example. No one likes me, I'll make comments about them.
3. The Anti-Bart asshole - I have to look no further than myself. (Someday, I'll explain in a post.)
4. The newbee asshole - Munkypants fits in here. She first started off spamming posts, simply because she didn't know any better. After awhile she joined the ranks of the cool users.
5. The racist asshole - GookMang, I liked him at first. Then his consistent nigger this, nigger that got old. I owe alot ot 'mang... But, he sucks these days.
6. The dictator asshole - Bart, I'm talking to you. Your method of letting your favorites run wild, while banning someone else and posting there personal information for doing less, helps attract the Anti-Bart asshole. (See #4)
7. The obessed asshole - Stabkill, Kent, just to name a few. They like to make accusations of others obsessions with Ubersite, but they spend hours dwelling on hatred for other users.
8. The hypocritical asshole - ETS comes to mind. Everything he hates me for, he has done himself.
9. The edible asshole - Ashlee, Loren, Circe, Malificent, just to name a few. These are those who possess an asshole theat is meant for only one thing, to be eaten.
10. The anonymous asshole - These folks are an asshole because no one knows who they are. (Random Joe)
11. The comical asshole - A comical asshole makes others laugh through there assiholism. They are not true assholes.
As you can probably see, most assholes fit into more than one category. There is not one single reason that Ubersite has a greater proportion of assholes than society in general. Could also be that anynonomity thing. Or, maybe not. That's up to Bart. This ends our journey into assiholism.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-10-10 21:50:57 EDT (#)
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I am glad bart is scrubing ubersite clean of assholes. :)
*Animation Time!*
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-10-10 21:44:18 EDT (#)
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2 + 2 = 5
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-10-10 21:43:49 EDT (#)
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Are you and Kaelic like, doing it? heh heh...
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-10-10 21:43:28 EDT (#)
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U.S.A.!
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-10-10 21:43:23 EDT (#)
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BART AND RAZOR SHALL PWN YOUR ASS!
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-10-10 21:43:10 EDT (#)
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NOBODY LIKES YOU!
Submitted by Razer (user info) at 2004-10-10 21:40:57 EDT (#)
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You really need to shut up. It is apparent that you are losing sleep over this affair, and there is something wrong with that. Bart is a good enough guy to run this site for us, so don't do something that will piss him off. That simple. The people banned deserved what they got.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-10-10 21:23:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
KoolMang is a fag: http://www.ubersite.com/m/47761
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-10 21:12:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, bart has been going a bit plumb crazy.
Submitted by buttmonkey (user info) at 2004-10-10 21:11:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
loser
Submitted by AnimeAddict (user info) at 2004-10-10 21:08:22 EDT (#)
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Seriously, shut the hell up...
You sound like John Kerry.....
CRAP -2
Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-10-10 21:00:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Jesus you get sadder by the day. I predict you will make shallow threats of physical harm next.
I agree that it sucks that shitfuck got banned.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-10-10 20:31:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck you bart
Submitted by Quasiplasmohedron (user info) at 2004-10-10 20:30:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
BAN FRISBEE_WISHER!
Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2004-10-10 20:27:52 EDT (#)
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i'll give you that one spiral
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-10-10 20:26:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2004-10-10 20:18:02 (#)
Ranking: 1
spiral... keep a low profile?
if that worked i wouldn't have gotten banned twice this week.
i have about as low of a profile as possible.
it's because my posts sucks, but it's still a low profile.
so don't plan on that working.
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Maybe you shouldn't impersonate bart. Twice.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-10-10 20:22:57 EDT (#)
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how fucking thick headed are you man? fuck, you are such a stupid prick, grow up.
Submitted by sketch9 (user info) at 2004-10-10 20:22:11 EDT (#)
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heh.
heh heh.
!!!*vomit*PRETTY!!!
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-10-10 20:20:00 EDT (#)
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www.pulsehead.com
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-10-10 20:19:27 EDT (#)
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I'm against banning... but if I see that girl pooping all over herself in the shower again I may change my mind.
Submitted by Evren (user info) at 2004-10-10 20:18:36 EDT (#)
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That was the nice version. What I really ment was, Shut the fuck up.
Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2004-10-10 20:18:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
spiral... keep a low profile?
if that worked i wouldn't have gotten banned twice this week.
i have about as low of a profile as possible.
it's because my posts sucks, but it's still a low profile.
so don't plan on that working.
Submitted by Evren (user info) at 2004-10-10 20:16:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
3. kaffir
A certain virgin ubersite plague that goes by the name of KoolMang.
That damn kaffir Koolmang just posted again!
Source: koolmang, Sep 20, 2004
Urban dictionary is cool.
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I don't think bart should ban people that quickly, because it has formed some kind of zero tolerance policy on a website based on free speech. However, it is not our desicion. And it's not looking to good for yourself either. Do you really think that you'll get unbanned by spamming posts and acting plain stupid? Don't start the "internet is just a mans toy, and im just playing with it" rant. If thats so true, then why don't you start acting like one?
Submitted by RateBot (user info) at 2004-10-10 20:16:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
We really did fuck up the front page today,it sucks that shitfucks been banned,it takes away from the randomness of the site.
Submitted by daniet (user info) at 2004-10-10 20:14:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ban Rart (Bart)!
Viv La Revolution! Guillotine his cock!
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-10-10 20:11:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If you don't want to be banned by bart, then you keep a low profile. I don't plan to do any stupid shit again.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-10-10 20:08:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
he was banned for this nude panties post
Submitted by Pringles4eva (user info) at 2004-10-10 20:08:11 EDT (#)
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UNBAN BARGLED GOD DAMN IT
Submitted by gain (user info) at 2004-10-10 20:06:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You used to be annoying.
Then you were funny.
Then you were relevant.
Then you became annoying again
Now you are pathetic
Submitted by RateBot (user info) at 2004-10-10 20:05:59 EDT (#)
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What did shitfuck get banned for?
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-10-10 20:04:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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