But I Don't Read Comic Books. (696 hits)
Category: Science & EnvironmentalRating: 0.44 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by heyzues (View user info) at 2004-10-11 05:45:06 EDT
My average rating is getting dangerously high, so I thought, what the hell.
Have you ever had a dream that you didn't know what it related to, and it stuck with you for a long time? I just had one, it was in comic book form, and I wasn't in it.
Now I don't read comic books, I read the newspaper funny's, but that's it. So when I have a dream about spider man, I find it rather odd. It didn't even have anything to do with superpower's and shit, it was all about Mary Jane. And what a fucked up dream it was.
This is what I can remember of the dream- It takes place before they graduate high school. Peter and MJ are best freinds, Parker is like the gay guy that she goes to when she needs a shoulder to cry on. Any ways long story sort, MJ has gang sex with three jocks, some bitch takes a bunch of pictures of her while she's getting fucked by three guys and spreads, said pictures, all through school. The entire dream is just MJ crying on Parkers shoulder, and threatening to kill her self, because her life is ruined. And Peter just sits there and consoles her the entire time.
Now who am I supposed to represent? Parker, who is eternally stuck in the freind zone with this slut? Or am I MJ, repeatedly getting gang fucked by the universe.
Has any one else had dreams that you woke up from and said "What the fuck was that all about?"
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Submitted by heyzues (user info) at 2004-10-11 11:30:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-10-11 08:29:15 (#)
Ranking: -2
+2 for Kirsten Dunst
-2 for gang-raping Kirsten
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Not once did I say it was rape, I do believe it was concentual. She was just being a slut and some bitch was taking pictures.
Submitted by cheesedick (user info) at 2004-10-11 09:16:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That would be a zero then zalwake. 2-2=0, well maybe not in your world.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-10-11 08:29:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
+2 for Kirsten Dunst
-2 for gang-raping Kirsten
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-10-11 07:21:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
One time, i had a dream that my 3 good friends and I engaged in a kung fu battle (teenage mutant ninja turtle style) against each other. the whole time, the song,
"EVERYBODY WAS KUNG FU FI GHTING...THOSE CATS WERE FAST AS LIGHTNING"
was playing in the background.
???
hitwore: http://www.ubersite.com/m/47827
Submitted by heyzues (user info) at 2004-10-11 06:26:03 EDT (#)
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This isn't a "no comment" post. This is a "wow your a loser" post, or a "yea, I've had dreams like that" post.
Submitted by Quasiplasmohedron (user info) at 2004-10-11 06:15:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2004-10-11 06:08:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
For some reason, people seem to think that I am really into comic books, so they give them to me as gifts.
Submitted by heyzues (user info) at 2004-10-11 05:54:37 EDT (#)
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It turns out that I do know a sexually premiscuos(sp?) red head, that likes to call me when she's having problems.
Submitted by Arm_The_Homeless (user info) at 2004-10-11 05:51:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That was pretty cool. Not that I read the comic books either (wink wink) but I think that Parker's being a faggot, and MJ's getting nic named 'old loose thighs' is in the subtext.
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-10-11 05:48:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Getting gang fucked?
Buy fat slags with strap-ons.
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-10-11 05:48:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I dreamt i was doing her in the pooper last night. It wouldn't fit.
Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2004-10-11 05:47:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
heyzues deuce in the house...