Conclusion...How not to make a crappy post (2159 hits)
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Submitted by BlinkSparky (View user info) at 2004-10-11 07:11:40 EDT
I recently lodged my first post as many of you...ok i lie, 128 of you would know
it sucked balls (dont copy paste that bit :P )
I found a number of things from doing this.
1. dont do any fuking speling mistaks that shits peepol off
2. if you use msn messenger too much dont use all the abreviations....thats shits people off ( u, wif, ur)
3. Dont tell anyone your an Australian
4.Dont include the phrase "My first post"
Ok that was only 4....but hey, 4 is still a number isnt it?
In conclusion dont draw on any of my work to improve your own posts... including this
It has been proven sideburns shit is gold....my shit is...uh shit
User Reviews
Submitted by BlinkSparky (user info) at 2004-10-26 04:27:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
smile like a donut on someone elses cock u sick inbred fuck
Submitted by BridgetJones at 2004-10-25 20:37:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
But I can smile like a donut...
Submitted by BlinkSparky (user info) at 2004-10-23 19:19:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Stop plus 2ing my stuff for no reason..... your my sister u cant suck my dick
Submitted by BridgetJones (user info) at 2004-10-17 03:01:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah!
Submitted by BlinkSparky (user info) at 2004-10-16 23:11:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And obviously your parents didnt give a damn about you.... thats why u turned out so fucked up
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-10-16 22:24:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey, nobody gives a damn about you!
Submitted by BridgetJones (user info) at 2004-10-16 08:18:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hello there annonymous random Joe, I do apologise for the juvenile bickering. You see, we're trying to assist each other on a quest for reviews by constantly writing messages in order to keep us on the most recently reviewed list so that people actually read them. And you're comment has just offered me another opportunity. Thankyou so much.
Submitted by PeteyD4 (user info) at 2004-10-16 08:08:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I think it's almost possiblt to not be a noob... There are people on this site that have just always been here and everyone that joins until the original eventually die (seeing as they'll never leave) will always look like noobs
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-10-16 08:08:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Really BlinkSparky and BridgetJones, take the brother/sister routine to the circus. No one here gives two shits about your home life. Go talk aboutt his shit at a family reunion or something.
Fucking twats.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-10-16 08:08:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"Rating: -0.07 on 38 reviews"
Here's my twatty guide on how not to fucking swear in the middle of a cunting review.
Submitted by BridgetJones (user info) at 2004-10-16 08:00:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Now really that picture just makes my day every time I look at it.
I don't care where you ripped it from it's the funniest thing
I've seen for a long time. Thanks for making me laugh today. Again.
Submitted by BlinkSparky (user info) at 2004-10-16 01:18:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Timmah i wasnt bitching asbout uber....i love uber :D
The reason you would get flamed up the wall is beacause we hate you :D
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2004-10-15 10:17:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
So how long do you have to be on Uber to lose N00b status?
Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2004-10-15 09:55:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dude, there's no point in bitching about uber on your second post. I would get flamed up the wall if I did and I've made a few more than you. I'm still a "nOOb" and I'm still learning.
Fickle are the minds who cast the positive stone.
Submitted by BlinkSparky (user info) at 2004-10-15 09:08:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
those fuckin chickens led me on....they run around screaming 'fark fark faaaaaaaark'
what did they expect
Submitted by BridgetJones (user info) at 2004-10-15 09:04:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 Coz you're my brother. And family have to (sigh) stick together.
And please stop going on about leaving school. You had no choice. You were expelled for molesting the chickens down in the ag area.
Submitted by BlinkSparky (user info) at 2004-10-12 07:19:41 EDT (#)
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Power? You and I obviously define power as two different things
(it's not a pun :P ....me being a sparky and all)
Submitted by Vanilla (user info) at 2004-10-12 07:16:33 EDT (#)
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Meh, you're call. But I say you're giving people too much power if you do that.
Submitted by BlinkSparky (user info) at 2004-10-12 07:13:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I let people believe I'm stupid, it's fun
then they're surprised when u fuck them over
Submitted by Vanilla (user info) at 2004-10-12 07:10:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
bahahahah I don't care if they were chewed up by termites.
You shouldn't subject yourself to stereotypes, or make light of them by laughing at yourself within them.
Meh, that's just me. I don't like thinking that I am a certain way because I can't help it or because something I can't control made me this way. But if you're quiete content to let other people think you're dumb because you left school at 16, then it's your call buddy. I just think that you should be above that, and not revel in your stupidity.
Submitted by BlinkSparky (user info) at 2004-10-12 07:03:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I agree totally.... school can be a fucking waste of time, it's just people assume you're dumb when you say you left school at 16 so i just go along with it
and dont worry about being harsh...thats what this site is for :D
and my family died in a plane crash when i was 12 ;)
Submitted by Vanilla (user info) at 2004-10-12 06:58:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, the explination sucks. Because you don't get smart from being in school. You get smart from learning. And that isn't restricted to a classroom.
You're a dumb shit because you want to be. That's the bottom line. Sorry if that's harsh, but I hate it when people use such a weak excuse for something they can't be fucked changing.
And please don't give me any defensive shit like, my mother had cancer, my dad was an abusive alcoholic and I had to work to support my sisters eating habits.
Again, sorry if that's harsh.
Submitted by BlinkSparky (user info) at 2004-10-12 06:56:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
well actually referring to the age i left school was ment to give some sort of explaination to me being a dumb shit
I'm not hard i'm a big softy :P (it's ok, not in the bedroom ladies)
Submitted by PeteyD4 (user info) at 2004-10-12 06:55:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
God I'd hate to be a newbie. I thought your post was OK... I don't think I'm gonna bother posting for a while. Maybe I'll get well known for my hilarious reviews first and then post, but I doubt it.
Submitted by Katastrofadark (user info) at 2004-10-12 06:52:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A word of advice, don't bite the hand that is offered to a new user. Rare may it be.
Submitted by Vanilla (user info) at 2004-10-12 06:49:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Man, if it's really all good to you, then stop biting my ass off when I make a comment. I didn't need to know that you left school after you turned 16. Is that supposed to proove to me how hard you are or something?
Submitted by BlinkSparky (user info) at 2004-10-12 06:46:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
more funny topic u reckon...half the people on here write about being pissed and doing stupid shit
dumbshit...lets face it 2 months after i turned 16 i left school..... i dont give a fuck how it goes down
Submitted by Vanilla (user info) at 2004-10-12 06:41:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
maybe you'd get better ratings if you pulled jokes out of more amusing things. Just a suggestion..
So... you're admitting that you're a dumb shit, huh?
That might not go down well. But we'll see.
Submitted by Katastrofadark (user info) at 2004-10-12 06:40:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You managed to make your point admirably too.
Submitted by BlinkSparky (user info) at 2004-10-12 06:38:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That was why I was doing it.... to make fun of the point.....
dumb shit? i'm a tradie it comes wif the job
Submitted by Vanilla (user info) at 2004-10-12 06:35:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hahahah yeah, now you get it.
I'm not being a condescending fuck. I just thought I should point it out seeing as one of the things you said you shouldn't do was exactly what you were doing... so.... does that make you a hypocrite or just a dumb shit?
Either way, better luck for future posts.
(notice how I didn't -2 you)
Submitted by BlinkSparky (user info) at 2004-10-12 06:32:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't?
As in : "Don't be a condescending fuck?"
Submitted by Vanilla (user info) at 2004-10-12 06:25:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
We manage.
Please learn to spell "don't"
Thankyou!
Submitted by BlinkSparky (user info) at 2004-10-12 06:15:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yer it's a harsh world what can i say?
Submitted by Katastrofadark (user info) at 2004-10-12 06:11:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So hostile everybody is. I wonder how new posters survive being new?
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2004-10-12 06:06:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 for some of your responses to the reviews.
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2004-10-12 06:04:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by BlinkSparky (user info) at 2004-10-12 05:56:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
but nerf dude....i thought u woulda been happy that i posted a pic of u on my post
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-11 13:03:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'll give you a plus for knowing you stink on ice.
Most of the peeps don't know that they fucking suck.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-10-11 10:50:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
How many times have i seen that picture?
seen = whacked off to
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-10-11 08:15:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Take your own advice.
Submitted by BlinkSparky (user info) at 2004-10-11 07:31:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by titmouse (user info) at 2004-10-11 07:28:45 (#)
Ranking: 1
i liked th pic and felt sorry for you
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sorry enough to give me head?......
please
Submitted by BlinkSparky (user info) at 2004-10-11 07:29:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-10-11 07:26:32 (#)
Ranking: -2
Dum de dum de dum.
<looks casual>
do de do de do.
<stabs poster in the eye with a pencil>
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Dum de dum de dum.
<looks casual>
do de do de do.
<Dodges pencil thrust with ninja like precision>
Submitted by titmouse (user info) at 2004-10-11 07:28:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i liked th pic and felt sorry for you
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-10-11 07:28:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
5. Don't write anything these psudeo-intellectuals don't agree with.
6. Don't try to get heat by mentioning Lojope and nipple in the title.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/47939
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-10-11 07:26:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dum de dum de dum.
<looks casual>
do de do de do.
<stabs poster in the eye with a pencil>
Submitted by BlinkSparky (user info) at 2004-10-11 07:21:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
an open minds and a life
u lack both
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-10-11 07:17:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
1. dont do any fuking speling mistaks that shits peepol off
Wit and originality. You lack both.