Jeremy Beadle (26738 hits)
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Submitted by <sanders_257.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-10-11 07:25:50 EDT
I know a few people out there will have heard of this 'thing' already but for the american public or for people who are now aware of him i shall explain
Jeremy Beadle
This guy is a dick, he did a show for years called beadles about which is basically a hidden camera show where this prick Beadle gets about a bit causing mischief. for example, man parks his car in a car park go's shopping, the comic genius that is beadle replaces his car with an identical one and squashes it with a big metal box thing. yeah mildly amusing i admit and when i was a kid saturday evening were all about jeremy. but then something changed. i started noticing his flaws, or should i say his hand.
yes this is where it gets interesting, jeremy beadle has a claw hand, its a mess, he's earned the nickname cack handed twat from me. so there he is joking about breaking peoples cars and stuff like that and all along the jokes on him cause he's a fucking mong.
HAHAHAHA smile your on beadles about i got you there! yeh well done you had me fooled for a short amount of time and yes i did actually believe my car was runied but OH MY GOD LOOK AT YOUR HAND YOU BEARDED MESS! jokes on you.
but then he go's on to further his career by making a show called win beadles money on the porn channel 5. what a bellend. oooh you can win my money! great, is that the money you claim on benefit for being wrong in the hand?
the most annoying thing about all his shows is the way he disguises it. no one will ever know my cack handed secret mwa hah ha haaa. bullshit we all know. we can see it every so often when you point at something or shake someones hand. err im not shaking that you wierdo.
and to finally top it all off he's now selling shit dvd players which come with 50 free dvd's great titles include:
TITANIC
ROBOCOP
GLADIATOR
then you think, hey thats not bad but if you know the evil cheat that jeremy beadle is then you read the small print.
TITANIC (an informative documentory on the ill fated ship)
ROBOCOP (2 episodes of the shit tv series)
GLADIATOR (nonsense about rome)
He's basically a twat, not only a twat but a cack handed twat AND not only a cack handed twat but a stupi hidden camera cheating rip off cack handed twat. and no im not bitter because i bought his dvd player.
by the way it took me ages to find a picture of him with wrong hand showing, so i blew the pic up very poorly using paint, but you get the idea, he's evil
User Reviews
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-30 18:54:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-12-14 06:25:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
'e's got a little wivvered arm
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-12-14 05:32:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
He is a cunt - but this was poorly written
Submitted by Dragevo (user info) at 2006-12-14 04:27:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
U are a worthless piece of shit.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-01-20 04:13:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by titmouse (user info) at 2004-10-11 09:12:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yes valid point, ant and dec are cunts, i think we have to wait ta little longer though for them to develop to the status of jeremy.
Submitted by toddska (user info) at 2004-10-11 09:00:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Amen.
I hate the cunt.
And while we are on this British theme those two cheeky chappies Ant and Dec have elevated cuntness to new heights. They are the Brazilians of all cunts. Beadle is just a hairy cunt.
Cunts.
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-10-11 08:07:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
His withered little hand!
Submitted by Amusingly_shaped_semen_stain (user info) at 2004-10-11 08:01:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Yeah but on one hand hes got a massive cock...
Submitted by cheesedick (user info) at 2004-10-11 07:36:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I agree, Jeremy Beadle is a dogs cunt.