A bit about me... (734 hits)
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Submitted by Amusingly_shaped_semen_stain (View user info) at 2004-10-11 09:27:09 EDT
Hi there!
This is my first post here on Ubersite LOL, and Id like to start out by telling you a little bit about myself. I'm of high school age, but don't count that against me, I still know as much as ANYBODY else out there and if you think different Ill shout you down ROFL. I actually didn't go to high school - I was home schooled, which I think was better because I was always looked after and I can write out a whole bunch of Shakespeare sonnets if you give me enough time 
My favourite activities are climbing trees (you can never be too old) and rolling barrels at people I don't like. Hehehe, watch 'em jump and dodge, I like that! Ive got black hair which I'm thinking of dying blacker so that I can be a goth like my friend Troy (but we have to call him Lord Troy le Noir when his parents arent listening). When I grow up Id like to be cool, and be on MTV showing off my crib, either that or Id like to teach little black children how to rap or whatever, you know, to help the disenfranchised.
Anyway, I'm here on Ubersite because it seems like a place where I can express myself. I don't care if you -2 me I can take it! And even if I cant I can just camp this post and reply to every disparaging remark made to me, thus ensuring that it stays in the most recently reviewed list and therefore upping my hit rating!
Anyway, heres a picture of me hard at work. Don't hate me cos I'm beautiful!
User Reviews
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-11-09 11:02:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by titmouse (user info) at 2004-10-11 11:22:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
your a tool
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-10-11 10:47:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shenanigans.
You're in Technicolor really.
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-10-11 10:46:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
damn youre fine
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-11 10:42:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
After a second reading, you're even more of an idiot than I first thought.
Go fuck yourself, monkeyboy.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-10-11 10:33:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I was expecting a humourous story about the wet spot, and who was going to sleep on it.
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-10-11 10:33:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is my first post here on Ubersite LOL, and Id like to start out by telling you a little bit about myself. I'm of high school age
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I stopped reading at I'm of highschool age.
Submitted by boredgurl210 (user info) at 2004-10-11 10:17:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
The doll's trying to kill me, and the toaster's been laughing at me.
-- Homer Simpson
Treehouse of Horror III
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-10-11 10:14:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by cheesedick (user info) at 2004-10-11 10:10:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
funny
Submitted by Amusingly_shaped_semen_stain (user info) at 2004-10-11 10:09:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I love you schlongy. I really appreciate your criticism of my post, because youre so funny and talented. I wish I was like you.
Only joking, I wish the same fate upon you as the one that christopher reeve suffered. No really, I seriously do.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-11 10:00:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Monkeys are usually funny but you managed to post the exception to the rule.
Submitted by holymother at 2004-10-11 09:48:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
is your username what people at school call you?
I that you do become a goth because they have the highest suicide rate-yay!!
See you in hell sponge monkey!!
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2004-10-11 09:43:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Lovely.
Is that the new Dell on your desk?
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2004-10-11 09:33:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This isn't really your first post you sneaky little monkey.
Submitted by toddska (user info) at 2004-10-11 09:28:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Nice